My Big Fake Wedding



MOVIE TYPE: Feature

140 Mins

Vivid

www.Vivid.com

DIRECTOR: B Skow

THEMES: Strippers, Brides Maids

CONDOMS: None Noted

2007

2/07

STARS: Brea Lynn, Holly Morgan, Vanilla Skye, Carmel Moore, Jada Fire, James Deen, Jack Venice, Donny Long, Trent Soluri & Sascha

REVIEW-

What is a guy to do when his girl won’t put out? He can beg, he can reason, he can plead or he can….fake a wedding? OK, maybe that seems a little extreme, but we all know that guys will go out of their way for some good pussy. B Skow and the folks at Vivid are going for laughs and hot sex with this comedy. It has a strong 40 Year Old Virgin/Knocked Up vibe. That’s not an easy thing to pull off in a porn flick. Balancing humor with sex is a tough thing, especially when you need hot sex to keep things moving. Brea Lynn should help that a bit. She is a very sexy girl and on the cover of this movie. Holly Morgan plays the virginal bride though. That may take Brea out of the traditional lead role, but it opens her up for more sex scenes and that is a very good. Speaking of good things, Carmel Moore and Jada Fire also show in the movie as strippers/hookers. Excellent choice there.

Holly Morgan & James Deen

Holly teases her man like crazy, showing him all of her good stuff but then denying him entry. “Not until we’re married.” She says. To pass the time, she lets him watch her use her vibrator while he jerks off. Hot solo action. How can he possible stand it?

Brea Lynn & Trent Soluri

Things are a little easier for Trent. All he has to do is ask Brea for a blowjob and she has her lips working the shaft before she can say “Only if you eat my pussy.” She does a really nice job too, working the shaft and balls with her hands while keeping her mouth full. I like the fact that we don’t rush through the blowjob this time either. I guess she forgot about that pussy eating thing because Brea is anxious to get up there and fuck. Her body is nicely shows off and quite impressive from any angle. I’m not going to throw her in with the big gonzo girls as far as dirty fucking, but she shows good energy, takes a pounding and certainly gives Vivid a hot performer to work with. Hell she even sucks his load out at the end of the scene. Now this is a girl any guy should want to marry.

Jada Fire & Carmel Moore

What is a fake wedding without a fake bachelor party? Carmel and Jada show up to give the guys a show. Jack is the first guy to drop his pants and get in on the action. Jada goes right after his cock, devouring like the hose beast we know she is. Carmel follows suit with Donny and we get a hot two on two. For those of you who may have missed Carmel, she is simply fucking stunning. She has a face that every guy wants to jerk off onto and a voice that will undoubtedly launch a few million loads. Her dirty talk really is nearly lethal. Jada and Carmel get side by side on the couch, fucking the lucky party goers and trying to steal the spotlight from one another. Both women know how to fuck and leave their mark. Jada gives us a wet short or two and Carmel talks up a storm. Jack shoots his load up into Carmel’s hand so she has to lick her fingers clean. Donny delivers his right into Jada’s mouth and she leaves it on her face as he plows back into her for a while longer.

Vanilla Sky & Brea Lynn and Sascha

On the day of the wedding the horny bride’s maids get it on. Because that’s what they do right? In all my years shooting weddings I never actually saw anything like this, though I imagined it quite often. Brea is back looking as good as ever on the receiving end of a big rubber dong. It’s a decent little veggie scene, but when Brea spills the beans on the plot, they have to cover quickly. Sascha happened to hear and he’s the florist. To keep him quite, the girls double up on him. Brea takes over almost from the start, mounting that hard cock and pumping her hips up and down until her tits are bouncing hard. The girls swap out, but the energy just isn’t the same. Sascha bides his time and then gets to bend Brea over for some hard doggy. He opens her up so that her totally smooth pussy is right there for our enjoyment. Vanilla is a cute girl, but in this scene, her energy just doesn’t match what Brea is bringing to the table. During this rather long three way there are peaks and valleys. Most often the peaks happen when it’s Brea getting boffed. He finally pulls out, shooting most of his load into Vanilla’s mouth. It splatters Brea as well.

Holly Morgan & James Deen

After the wedding, James finally gets a shot at his virgin bride’s sweet young hole. He knows just how to warm her up and then enjoys the feel of her soft folds as he enters from behind. She certainly doesn’t fuck like a virgin, mounting him for some reverse cowgirl squat fucking that has ever inch of the prick slammed up inside of her hot little twat. After a quick blowjob, she bends over and shows off her ass while he has a great time from behind. Holly can fuck, that’s for sure. James gives her everything he’s got and she just smiles up at him like she has been waiting for this day her whole life. They keep up the sexual energy for longer than some couples actually stay married. This is a pretty good scene that like the last one, goes on a bit too long for its own good. It ends with a big shot by James onto his new bride’s face. She cleans it up dutifully and begins their relationship on the right foot.

Extras: The big thing on a Vivid DVD is always the extra scenes. This time we get Brea Lynn (as a blonde) with Tommy Gunn, Jada Fire tearing it up with Manuel Ferrara, Brea Lynn with Mia Rose and Nick Manning, Brea Lynn with Johnny Castle and Jada Fire and Angel Eyes with John E. Depth. We also get trailers and a BTS as well as some other bonus material, but the extra scenes are the true added value here.

This is a fun movie. It’s a cute comedy that works on most levels. Sexually it is strong thanks to Brea and the two hot hookers. Holly is worth waiting for of course and she provides great tease at the start of the movie. Jada and Carmel are awesome in their roles as strippers/hookers. That scene alone is worth the price of the movie. Brea pops in three times, turning up the heat in a boy/girl, girl/girl and then a three-way. With chicks like this hanging around, why fool a virgin? Maybe they can bring Brea back for My Fake Divorce where they pretend to break up a marriage just so the guys can all take turns on her hot body. I’d sign up for that sequel.