Paris & Nicole Go to Jail

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

135 Mins.

Venom

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DIRECTOR: Jordan Septo

THEMES: Jail Sex

CONDOMS: None Noted

2007

6/07

STARS: Sindee Jennings, Aubrey Addams, August, Staci Thorn, Kelly Wells, Lee Stone, Sascha & Jenner

REVIEW-

There have been plenty of Paris and Nicole porn parodies. It’s just so easy. A couple of rich chicks with nothing to do but get in trouble and have sex. In this case Sindee Jennings and Aubrey Addams play the bored celebutantes as we follow them through their adventures behind bars. It’s a pretty light movie that plays on our desires to see these girls get fucked in jail. It’s more like Mayberry USA than Oz, but we can still have some fun with the fantasy. We can also have fun with the cast. In addition to our two leads, we get Staci Thorn and August. They are both quite hot and almost never disappoint us. Hopefully this will be a painless sentence for us with plenty of dirty action for our spoiled rich starlets.

Staci Thorn & Jenner

Staci is another new inmate who has to go through her full body cavity search. Jenner offers her special treatment to make her stay easier. All she has to do is be really, really nice to him. He gloves up and pokes around inside of her holes to make sure she has no drugs up in there. After spanking her a bit, he does the oral exam. Staci has a way of making all of her scenes lately look miserable. Like she’s gone to the Heather/Paris Gables school of misery. She looses some of that during the fucking, but every time his dick slides into her mouth, she gags and chokes like she’d rather be gargling bleach. There is some great footage of Staci getting fucked with one leg high on his shoulder. She does a little bit of dirty talk, but mostly lets her hot pussy carry the action. With one hole left to search, Jenner is ready to pump her ass. Staci has picked up the pace quite a bit and the anal action makes the scene worth watching. They do a little anal full nelson action and Staci squeals with delight as her colon gets plugged. Just when you think the scene might end, Staci goes back for some more anal action. It just lasts too long and by the time the facial rolls around, her sentence is probably up.

Kelly Wells & Sascha

Our stars aren’t getting special treatment, but Kelly has figured out a way to get out of work detail and get fucked at the same time. She takes a guard off and drops to her knees. As usual, her blowjob is dispassionate and about as interesting as actually spending thirty days behind bars. She is so mechanical. It’s like watching a guy have sex with a blow up sex doll with a gag sound recording in her throat. They move on to an athletic round of ass fucking. Kelly takes every inch in her ass, pumping up and down in RCA like she’s working time off her sentence with every stretch of her colon. Those long legs are all spread open and works him over until he unloads on her face. This is another scene that is too long and really comes off flat.

Sindee Jennings & Lee Stone

Paris runs right off to tell the warden about Kelly’s side deal. There isn’t much he can about that, but he offers to make her stay more enjoyable if she plays ball. The hot little blonde stuffs his big dick right into her mouth. She gives a decent blowjob, but really shines when she climbs on top of him for some reverse cowgirl. Her body looks really good and she’s really getting used to that big slab working into her tight folds. When she turns around, Sindee shows off an ass that Paris and Nicole only wish they had. This is a pretty decent little scene and ends with the warden delivering an extra helping of penile pudding right into her mouth.

Aubrey Addams & August

While Paris is off sucking dick to be safe, Nicole goes the other way. August is happy to have her own little rich bitch and goes after the young blonde like a twat hungry clit addict. Somehow they have a toy in the cell and it gets put to good use. August kind of steals she show here with her great body. She puts the toy in her mouth and fucks her cellmate If you like watching pretty girls together; this scene will be perfect for you. The girls go pussy to pussy to rub off and seem to be getting along swimmingly.

Sindee Jennings and Aubrey Addams & Sascha

Since they can’t beat them, Paris and Nicole decide that they should join them. They meet up with the guard and do a special work detail on the business end of his stick. The two dirty blondes know that they are most appealing with dick between their lips so they take turns sucking him hard. Both of them are very easy on the eyes so this scene works right away. Sindee takes a ride while Aubrey leans back and rubs her hot little hole. When the girls switch places we get see Aubrey’s ass as Sindee sucks on the nightstick. (Poor girl looks like she needs to have something real in there.) There is some fantastic standing doggy here. This is one of those scenes that is bound to look good because both women are so cute. They take turns in reverse cowgirl for what seems to be just a bit too long. The energy stays high, but tighter editing would definitely help. After some great looking side by side doggy, they go back to reverse cowgirl before the pop. Like the early scene with Staci, this one probably shouldn’t go on so long. It does end with a really nice facial though. Our two celebrity inmates seem to have figured out a way to make their stay more pleasurable, at least for the guards.

This is a pretty average porn flick. They didn’t really go out of their way to get girls who look remotely like Paris or Nicole. The script doesn’t really allow the women to do much with their roles either. It’s basically just a jail sex movie with scenes that are too long, often joyless and not nearly as hot as they should be. Staci opens the movie with a scene that features great anal sex, horrible pacing and her over the top “hurt me” act. They had a chance to save the scene with the solid anal, but it runs just long enough to get boring. August provides some good heat in her girl/girl tryst, but the same can’t be said for Kelly Wells. She is typically lifeless and dull. Sindee does a nice job with Lee and then combines for the big Paris/Nicole three-way. That scene is worth watching, but it also runs way too long. They would be much better off adding another scene and tightening the others. It’s not a horrible movie, but it’s not as good as it should be either.