Big Ass Movie, The
Big Ass Movie, The
www.Anabolic.com
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
240 Mins.
Anabolic
www.Anabolic.com
DIRECTOR: Tony T
THEMES: Big Asses
CONDOMS: None
2007
10/07
STARS: Alexis Texas, Bianca Dagger, Pinky, Brianna Love, Rosario Stone, Devon Lee,
REVIEW-
It’s time for The Big Ass Movie. There are lots of big ass movies on the shelves these day, but this is THE Big Ass Movie. Tony T slapped that label on his movie and now he’s going to try to make sure that his flick lives up to its title. He certainly has a cast that can fill a pair of Levi’s. Not that anyone actually wears jeans in this movie. Every woman in the cast seems to have been issued those day glow fishnets. Fans of the Anabolic style may be shocked to hear that Tony has brought a ton of tease to the table. A ton of tease and a ton of ass. I think that a lot of you will be surprised. This isn’t just tease that is thrown in there to pad the running time. It is really good tease that focuses on big asses in a manner that is reminiscent of some of porn’s best directors. He does so without losing sight of the fact that Anabolic fans show up for the meat and potatoes. Delivering that while adding great looking butt tease is no easy task. I don’t want to give too much away, but Tony pulls it off in a very big way. Fans of big asses, great tease and the Anabolic meat and potatoes should all pull up a chair and enjoy some big ass fun.
Alexis Texas
We all know that Alexis is one of the butt queens of porn, but just in case you missed that memo, Tony is going to remove all doubt. With her pink fishnet body suit (Do they give those out with HIV tests in Porn Valley?) Alexis shows off her cheeks during a very long tease segment. Tony ohhs and ahhs his way around for a quite a while. He also hands her the camera for a bit. That’s kind of hot because Alexis turns the lens on herself. If you love ass tease then you may just OD during this scene. Tony takes his time and admires Alexis from behind for nearly twenty minutes before John Strong takes over. She smacks that ass a bit and then just sticks his dick right into Alexis. With the focus still firmly on her butt, John bangs her pussy with the cheeks hanging over the edge of the couch. There is plenty of ass to admire here. I love the way the footage is shot, but do we really need to hear from any director behind the camera this much? I thought we got to a point where the directors just pretty much let the talent do their thing. When John and Alexis are busy fucking and Tony just shoots, the fucking footage is awesome. He pulls out and shoots all over her ass. After twenty minutes of tease, the sex is only about twenty five minutes long. That is certainly enough time to appreciate here and not so long that the action drags. Nice pace here. Alexis will be tough to beat.
Bianca Dagger
It wouldn’t be fair to compare Bianca to Alexis. She has a nice ass in her own right so let’s just enjoy it. The tease isn’t as long, but it is still well done. With her standard issue fishnets in the way (or featured in the shot depending on how you see them) we only see her ass uncovered. The sex starts off with some penetration from behind. Bianca seems much cooler than Alexis and is not nearly as vocal. Things pick up quite a bit when she is sucking though. There is a hot look in her eyes that should keep us interested. The action here is good with flashes of excellence, but Bianca just doesn’t seem to have the same energy and that does hurt in the long run. We can still enjoy some nice butt shots and a really good facial. I like Bianca so I’m not sure what was up with the low key fucking. Maybe she was just having a bad day or maybe Alexis just raised the bar too high.
Pinky
I know that a lot of people are nuts for this girl. I’ve seen her do some great stuff and I’ve been disappointed at times. She looks really good here and her big ass is prominently displayed. When the guy comes in, the focus remains on her rear as he plays with it for a long time. There is some good toy play and only for a brief few moments do we have some harsh lighting problems. They vanish quickly as Pinky gets in between a couple of big black dicks. She gives some of the best head I have seen from Pink as her pussy gets rammed hard from behind. Her sexual energy is pretty good from start to finish and that carries the scene. The long butt shots are good though at time they seem a bit sloppily edited. There are slight lighting issues as well, though Pinky’s ass seems to cover whatever problems there might be. The cowgirl shots are just perfect and both guys unload all over her ass. If you have never seen Pinky before, be ready to have your socks blown off. This girl has major ass.
Rosario Stone
Damn we’re only half way through this epic big ass adventure. Instead of starting with cover girl Brianna, Tony goes with Rosario and her big sexy ass. He also sticks himself into the mix. Playing with her ass for several minutes, he provides tease footage that ass lovers will really enjoy. He strips her out of her bikini bottoms and runs water over her big cheeks, enjoying them fully. Tony turns her over to another guy for the main action. The butt tease basically starts over again, this time with some light finger play added. After more than twenty minutes, she finally gets down and starts smacking herself in the face with that big black cock. Rosario isn’t overflowing with sexual energy, but she does a nice job in standing doggy and turns on the ass appeal in cowgirl. Those big cheeks stay busy bouncing up and down as she gives us the best footage of the scene. They finish with a long doggy and a big shot on her ass. This isn’t the hottest scene of the movie, but the big ass stuff is tremendous.
Brianna Love & Justin Long
How can you not love Brianna? She is so fucking cute and that ass, come on. I’ll take her over any other woman in this movie even before the scene starts. As usual, the butt tease is fantastic. She struts around in a thong showing off her cheeks and teasing her pussy through the black fabric. There is a shorter tease segment this time, but that just gets us to the sex more quickly. Brianna reach back and shoves his face right between her cheeks, forcing him to admire her stroke worthy ass. His dick is so fucking long than she can stand face to face to face with him and still have the head of his cock poking through at the base of her butt. That doesn’t scare Brianna though. She squats down and starts sucking like she can’t get enough. When it is nice and wet he slides it between her cheeks. That dick is every bit as massive as her backside, but Brianna can’t wait to feel it inside of her pussy. He grabs her by the hips and works that thing in. After a long, butt shaking doggy, she sucks his cock clean and smiles up at the camera. Tony starts interacting in the middle of the scene, breaking the rhythm a bit. They get back to work with Brianna going into smother mode as she 69’s him. To make this scene even hotter, our lovely starlet opens up her ass for some super sized, butt quaking anal sex. It can’t be easy, but she makes it look like she’s having the time of her life with that thing slamming in and out of her rectum. He shoots all over her ass leaving it all creamy. I don’t know how any scene is going to be able to top this. It is one of the best combinations of big but footage and hot anal sex I have seen in a very long time.
Devon Lee
Devon isn’t about to just give up the title to Brianna, but she is fighting an uphill battle. Her tease is actually really short though. I guess that’s because she has more than one guy waiting to work with her. Though I am impressed by Devon’s ass, she never really impresses me as a performer. That is the case once again. She gets her butt slammed by John Strong, but just doesn’t seem to really be giving it much effort. Again, following a girl like Brianna, the bar may just be set too high. The picture is a bit washed out here as well. That isn’t a big deal unless you figure that I can’t be that impressed with the sex if I notice a little picture problem. The best stuff here happens with Devon on top of a dick so that we can just enjoy her big ass bouncing up and down. The butt stuff is great here, but watching Devon’s scene just makes me appreciate how great Alexis, Pinky and Brianna are. There is some good RCA, lots of passing Devon back and forth, but in the end this scene is pretty average. They cum all over her ass. Perhaps we should have ended with Brianna. I have a feeling many of you will probably go right back to her scene now anyway.
This is a very solid movie with a few scenes that should not be missed. The tease footage is very good and that is quite impressive. It isn’t easy to add this kind of butt worship footage to a solid sex movie, but he pulls it off. At its core, the sex is still the key to the movie. On that level, nearly every scene is a hit. Devon is a bit down energy-wise, but only compared to the other girls in this movie. At the other end of the spectrum we have Alexis and Brianna. These two women prove that they are worthy of cover girl status. Fans of big asses will love the way the scenes are set up and shot and fans of hot sex will love the way that the action is driven home. They are pretty much perfect. There are a few little things they could tweak here and there, but overall this movie is too good to nit pick. It is a great blend of Anabolic style sex, big ass worship, tease and a heaping helping of cheek quaking.
