Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers
Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers
MOVIE TYPE:
280 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
www.JulesJordan.com
DIRECTOR: Chris Streams
THEMES: Older Woman
CONDOMS: None
2007
11/07
STARS: Ginger Lynn, Francesca Le, Kayla Synz, Rayveness, Kitty Caulfield, Shannon Kelly, Rhyse Richards & Rhylee Richards, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, John Strong, James Deen, Erik Everhard, LT, Jean Claude Batiste
REVIEW-
Chris Streams makes his Jules Jordan Video debut with this MILF-themed flick. It has some good early buzz thanks to the presence of adult film legend Ginger Lynn. She is the headliner, but there are plenty of other women to enjoy in this flick. It’s nearly five hours long so if you’re going to pick up the DVD, you might want to make a weekend out of it. Joining Ginger are porn faves Rayveness and Francesca Le. These women have been stars long enough to have earned their way into MILF flicks. Others in this cast are already favorites in the genre. Then we’ve got new babes Rhyse and Rhylee Richards. They are step-sisters who apparently like to fuck each other. Wow, that’s opening up a whole new genre isn’t it? Streams has more than just a good cast for this movie. He has also come up with a few little scenarios to make things more fun to watch. It may be hard to buy some of these guys as a day younger than the “older” women they want to fuck, but we’ll do our best to overlook that part.
Francesca Le & Mark Wood
OK, so you have a real life couple in the first little MILF-play. Francesca starts out in the shower, showing off her great ass and fingering herself furiously. She likes using the hand held nozzle to help get the job done. Mark shows up looking for “Bobby” who of course isn’t home yet. Francesca allows him to wait. He sits on Bobby’s bed rubbing his cock looking at a picture of Francesca while she goes back to pleasuring herself in the next room. When she has to go in and tell Mark to leave. Naturally she catches him jerking off and after a moment of hesitation decides that his big cock really needs some attention. Since she is already horny as hell Francesca rubs her hot twat while sucking off her son’s friend. He keeps up with her and pulls her into his lap quickly. The ass shots are really good here as she rides him like a woman who hasn’t had nearly enough cock lately. He matches her energy fucking her hard and smacking her tits while he talks dirty to her. I love the way she rides in reverse cowgirl, taking charge and just abusing that big cock. I don’t know how seriously we can take the “friend’s mom” thing here, but we have a good hard sex scene from Francesca Le and that’s a pretty good thing. She gets right down on her knees and drains that sack at the end of the scene, proving that she is more than willing to keep him happy,
Kitty Caulfield & Mr. Pete
Poor Kitty has been dumped by her old man. She can’t figure out why he would leave her. In the middle of her self examination Mr. Pete shows up. He offers her weed or a hard cock and the seasoned redhead drops right to her knees to get a taste. She stays dressed while moaning around his meat. Pete rams his dick to the back of her throat and then gives her pussy the same treatment during standing doggy. Kitty works the cock like she really misses being fucked good and hard. I love the doggy with Pete pulling her ass open. This is a star driven movie and Kitty may not be a name performer, but she certainly doesn’t lack heat and energy. Pete bends her over and plays with her asshole before grabbing her hair and going to town from behind. He even gives her a cream pie finish.
Kayla Synz & John Strong and James Deen
Hot wife Kayla comes home from the gym to find a couple of angry plumbers waiting for her. They don’t like having to hang around for a job, but Kayla is too busy to pay them much attention. She has a big date planned with her husband so she gets all dressed up in this sexy see-through lingerie. Kayla looks stunning and of course her husband cancels on her. Since she is all juiced up, she attacks young James Deen with her mouth, sucking his cock like she’s in love. Just about the time James hauls her up onto the bed and starts fucking, John walks in on them. He wants some as well and works her pussy over with a dildo drill before giving up on toys in favor of the real thing. They take turns fucking her hard and she acts like she is getting exactly what she needs. She doesn’t want it gentle and they are just the guys to do the job. They work her ass into the mix and Kayla takes it in the rear just perfectly. The RCA footage is great stroke porn and this naughty wife really knows how to put on a show. They DP her with real cocks and then bring that drill back into play. They finish off by shooting loads all over her face. This is a great scene that could use just a little bit of trimming to make it tight and perfect.
Rhyse Richards & Rhylee Richards and John Strong
Bikini clad blondes Rhyse and Rhylee do a little playing. There is some talk about being sisters “now” so maybe it’s a step thing. I don’t know. They tease one another with fingers and start licking pussy. With the preliminaries over, they set up a three way with John. He’s married to one of them and is going to get the two for one special tonight. They start out with some one on one and then bring in girl number two to finish the job. It looks like they have shared a cock before. The three-way action moves along nicely with good pace and energy. John seems to enjoy his special treat quite a bit. He fucks the girls in spoon and then shares some pussy with one of them. That’s original looking footage. We see girls tongue kiss each other during a blowjob, but don’t often get to see a guy and a girl mixing tongues on a clit. The girls do the sharing at the end, kissing each other with cum covered faces.
Rayveness & Erik Everhard
When Rayveness gets home, she just wants to strip down and play with herself while looking at some porn. She has to call for help from the “Nerd Squad” and Erik Everhard arrives. He tells her that she has a major porno virus problem and that it will take a while to fix. This overheated housewife can’t wait to get her hands on some real cock. They both stay in character really well and that makes it kind of cute. On the other hand, the harsh light coming in through the big windows washes things out a bit. She leans back and lets him get a taste of her pussy. You have to love the way she goes after a dick with her mouth. Rayveness just sucks and fucks like she knows what she wants and is not at all afraid to get it. As much as I love the energy here, and I really love it, the lighting is bothers
ome. I’m watching this thing on a decent sized TV and it’s just giving me a headache. Even the harsh light can’t stop the reverse cowgirl from being smoking hot. Erik finishes her off with a tit fuck and a big load all over her perfect tits.
Shannon Kelly & LT and Jean Claude Batiste
Shannon has the misfortune of being the scene right before the finale. Since most of us are sticking around to see Ginger Lynn, that puts her in a very bad position. She’s not a bad looking woman and she is built for pleasure. We’re just going to have to hold off our anticipation and give her a shot. She gets into a tiny bikini, oils up and waits by the pool until her pool guys come by. They are dedicated to getting the job done, but she is the boss and wants them to focus on her instead of the pool. After delivering a quick and convincing double blowjob outside, she takes them inside and gets the living shit fucked out of her holes. With room to move, they really work her over. Taking big cocks does not seem to be a problem for this busty MILF. She bounces on a dick like she’s trying to push her cervix up through her esophagus. They give her ass the same treatment and those big dicks go balls deep into her butt. There is some intense DP, but if you are looking for the best action of the scene, just watch her buck her hips in cowgirl. She’s riding high, jerking off one cock and about ready to snap the other off into her tight asshole. They finish her off with big loads of cum that paint her face. If I weren’t right there with all of you waiting to see Ginger I would have even more praise for a scene with this kind of energy.
Ginger Lynn & James Deen
Now it’s time for the moment we have all been waiting for. Ginger Lynn is pissed off that her son sleeps the day away and brings his “loser friends” over. On the other hand, one of those friends wakes up with a hang over and a hard on. Ginger knows how to handle both. Aspirin and water for the big head and a deep slutty blowjob for the little one. She is quite impressed by his cock and giggles as she swallows it like a pro. When he stands up she has the freedom to take it all the way to the root. They go at it with a lot of intensity. James even slaps her pussy when she asks for it. It is nice to see a scene that doesn’t rush. Ginger gets into 69 and continues to put on a deep throat clinic before finally coming up big with some hot cowgirl fucking. After a short but intense round in the pussy, he slides it up her ass. Ginger is spread wide open and lets out a stream of dirty talk that is sure to starch anyone’s shorts. She says that she is a dirty little slut and who are we to argue. That’s part of what we love about her. Like the blowjob footage, the anal lasts a long time and covers pretty much every position you can dream up. They finish up with deep throat and a big facial. Mom not only lets the loser friends fuck her in the ass, but also eats their cum like a total slut. This was worth the wait and probably worth the cost of the DVD all by itself.
This is quite the MILF movie. It features some very solid sex and that makes it appealing to a rather broad audience. The sex in most every scene is very, very hot. Adding a bit to the action, Streams has set up each scene with a bit of role play. Some of the set ups are funny. Mark Wood is Francesca‘s son’s friend? Babe, you need to watch your son more carefully if he’s hanging out with guys who are this old and who jerk off in the kid’s bedroom. Some of the others are fun. Pool guys and plumbers getting laid always work. Snicker factor aside, I loved the Francesca scene. They work well together and open the movie perfectly. Kitty plays the frustrated wife well in a good scene. Kayla turns in perhaps the hottest fuck of the first disc. This woman is a star in any genre. Surrounded by other MILFs she’s a superstar. The Richards sister double to give John a double-barreled blast of busty blonde loving, MILF style. Disc two features Rayveness doing what she does best. The only flaw in this scene is the hot spot lighting and even they can’t take away from the action too much. Shannon’s scene is one you could skip if you just really want to cut the time down. It’s hot, no question but not quite as much as some of the others. (Which should tell you a lot about how strong this movie is.) Ginger finishes us off with a whole lot of anal. She is heavier than we last saw her, but not bogged down by feature sex scenes. For a whole lot of people, Ginger Lynn really is the ultimate MILF and she does not disappoint. Nice job by Streams to cast a guy who is actually a bit younger than Ginger to really play into the fantasy. I’m not a huge fan of this genre because the sex is generally uninspired and the women aren’t always much to look at. Neither is true this time around. Hot older women, hot sex and some star power. This is a really good movie and a must-own for anyone who loves the genre.
