Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

130 Mins.

Wicked

www.WickedPictures.com

DIRECTOR: Mark Stone

THEMES: Nurse Uniforms

CONDOMS:

2007

6/07

STARS: Lindsey Meadows, Presley Maddox, April Aubrey, Jayme Langford, Kayla Carrera, Kissy Kapri, Nikki Kane, Ryaan Reynolds. Alex Sanders, Evan Stone, Marco Banderas, Mick Manning & Randy Spears

REVIEW-

This is kooky little flick with a lot of style, not a lot of dialog and a whole lot of hot women. It also has some serious costume fetish appeal. It is heavy on the humor, heavy on the style and sometimes a little short on the sort of hard core action that can accompany such projects. It’s quirky to a fault and sometimes that overwhelms the action. I’m sure that there is an audience for this sort of thing. After all, the vignette style porn movies do well and so do the comedies. We’ll see what happens when Mark Stone combines kung fu fighting, cheesy dialog and nurses’ uniforms.

Kayla Carrera & Randy Spears

Randy is exhausted and goes in for a check up. His nurse comes out dressed for fun and as it turns out, she is a huge fan. She recommends a full body cleansing and that has something to do with baring her breasts. Taking his cute from the naughty nurse, Randy feeds her his dick. Kayla does an OK job, but there isn’t anything here that I likely to set the world on fire. Randy bends her over the desk and starts fingering her pussy from behind. The camerawork gets a little off here and as I said, Kayla isn’t exactly setting the world on fire. She is OK, but the scene just feels a little flat and isn’t high on the eye candy scale. He finally ends the scene by shooting on her face. This is basically a throw away scene so we can hope that things get better from here.

Pressley Maddox & Marco Banderas

It’s dance therapy for poor Marco. His wacky nurse wants him to get up and go go dance. When that doesn’t go well she switches tracks and starts sucking his dick. The action here is hotter and it seems like Pressley is quite intent on ramming Marco’s dick through the back of her skull. He eats her pussy and has it dripping so that his condom covered cock can slide right up in there. Pressley builds up the intensity until she gets to cowgirl. Then she just flicks her hips and makes her booty shake like a true porn queen. I like her energy and really love the way she gets fucked. There are times when the camera is moving too much for its own good, but overall this is a big step up from the first scene. Marco finishes her off by shooting a big load right into her sexy mouth.

Lindsey Meadows & Alex Sanders

Scheduling troubles have Lindsey really pissed and looking for some action. She and Alex engage in a little kung fu battle as foreplay. This makes her so wound up that she nearly attacks him. He rolls her over and starts fingering her pussy while she rubs her clit and squeals. In return, she sucks his dick for a long time. Lindsey does a good job here, but the camera movement is odd. She also grabs Alex by the base of the cock and just sucks what is left. That’s fine, but now she’s gagging on just the tip. They finally get past the oral sex and Alex is ready to power fuck that tight pussy. You have to love her energy and even the odd camera angles on the cowgirl can’t take away from her sexy ass. If the energy was lacking early in the movie, it certainly is just fine now. By the time he cums the scene does feel a little long, but it is still very hot.

Nikki Kane & Evan Stone

If ball kicking is your idea of foreplay then watching Nikki drop kick Evan in the sack time and time again will turn you on. Of course she is quick to offer to nurse him back to health so maybe it’s worth it. He gets right down between her legs and starts fingering that pussy like he’s scratching off lottery tickets. This time around the blowjob is pretty boring. Nikki can’t do much with that big thing and the director doesn’t help out with good camera angles ore flattering positions. The whole scene feels kind of stuck in the mud to be honest. It just sort of plods along with Evan sticking his dick into and Nikki yelping as the camera jerks from position to position. By the time he dumps his load I’m actually looking forward to the Nick Manning fuck to follow.

Ryaan Reynolds & Nick Manning

Nick teaches sexy little Ryaan some moves and then dives between her legs like a puppy with peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth. It’s actually painfully watching him eat pussy because it looks like he just might have a damn stroke. He stands over Ryaan and growls at her to face fuck herself and she does the best she can. This scene is a little better than the last because of Ryaan, but it is still pretty low energy and even the facial is ruined by Nick’s pointless banter. He actually mangles a Kid Rock line while shooting on Ryaan. Does anyone out there not automatically skip over a scene when they see Nick going into full roid-Barbarian mode?

April Aubrey, Jayme Langford & Kissy Kapri

After a very long and funny for five seconds dance contest, these three pink clad nurses put on a show. The eye candy factor is high here and there is no male talent to fuck it up. Still, it’s hardly worth sticking around for. Jayme is really pretty and seems to take charge of the scene. She sits on April’s face while fingering cute little Kissy. The long shots of the girls from the floor up are a nice change of pace, but when they make up the whole scene they get really old. Watching Jayme work the girls with a toy and then get her own tight pussy stuffed is the highlight, but this really isn’t any better than most of the rest of this flick.

There are times when this movie seems ready to impress, but it never quite takes us where it might. We get some decent sex scenes, but more often than not they don’t give us enough heat. The set ups are cute on some level, but they wear thin quickly. I started searching for my favorite sex scene and really couldn’t come up with one. The girls are nice looking, but the sex is mechanical for the most part. There are times when the guys fuck it up and other times when there isn’t much to fuck up. Even when I did find myself enjoying the movie for brief periods of time, there was always something missing. I’ve seen a lot of really good vignette movies Wicked, this effort just doesn’t really fit into that category. It is worth a look if you like quirky movies with women dressed in nurse uniforms, then you might find it more interesting than I did.