Dana DeArmond Does the Internet
Dana DeArmond Does the Internetwww.Vivid.com
MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo
Vivid-Alt
www.Vivid-alt.com
www.Vivid.comDIRECTOR: Dana DeArmond (Note: Malachi Ecks is credited incorrectly on this one.)
THEMES: Alt-Porn, Porn Stars
CONDOMS:
2007
5/06
STARS: Dana DeArmond, Princess Donna, Lorelei Lee, Reagan Maddux, Daniel, Mini, Julius Ceazher, Icarus Corpse,
REVIEW-
Dana DeArmond is the reigning princess of alt-porn. (She doesn’t like to be called queen.) This movie is an interesting project that gives us a closer look at this interesting young woman. It’s still a Vivid-alt project and I always wonder what that might mean. Essentially a bio-pic, DDDTI features a look at the daily life of Dana as well as enough sex scenes from the star to make it a must own for all Dana fans. She is joined a several of the usual suspects, but to call this just another alt-movie would be a mistake. It features some very solid sex scenes without falling into the trap of looking like everything else on the market.
Ever wonder what Dana DeArmond does all day? Well, if this movie is to be believed, she goes to the post office to pick up her mail, cruises to the LA Zoo. She likes baby animals and has an interesting definition of “making out.” No kissing is required, but oral sex is on the menu. She then demonstrates what she means with a lucky guy who just dives in to eat that twat. Apparently he does all the right things to her, working eight fingers into her pussy and earning an enthusiastic blowjob. Dana works him over really well. She is loud without falling into that faux gag trap and really impresses with some stunning deep throat. Adding some fetish appeal she lets him jerk off all over the soles of her feet.
There are some long interview segments that reveal more about Dana’s personality. She claims to be socially awkward and stand offish.
Reagan Maddux is just a girl Dana met on MySpace who wants to do a porno. She does a short interview segment in a playground, but we have a grainy sex scene to get to. I’m not sure why we suddenly go to the gritty look, but it takes a bit of heat away. Regan seems quite good with her mouth and ends up with a load of ream on her tiny titties. I’m not wild about how this is shot, so maybe round two will be better.
Dana joins Regan for a second shot at Julius and the girls make quite a team. Dana goes deep with the balls and then joins her friend at the tip. With Dana there to help her, Regan is more than capable of handling his big cock. She gets banged from behind like she was born for this. Not one to be outdone by a rookie, Dana puts one leg up high and shows young Regan how it’s done. I love the energy here and the picture looks a lot better. Dana is clearly the center of the action. I was on the phone today with a director talking about my nominations and he said “Dana can just flat out fuck.” Very true. She does that here and earns a shot on her lovely butt.
Dana and Lorelei team up to give one lucky guy a nice bit of two on one action. They get a little rough with him as well. In between sucks, Lorelei smacks him around a bit. She likes it rough and has a wild manic energy in this scene. Unfortunately so does the camera guy. Things just don’t quite go well with the constant movement, out of focus shots and sudden glow we get during the anal all work against the scene. Dana helps out with the anal and provides some much needed eye candy as stays close to investigate the damage done to Lorelei’s anal opening. The highlight of this scene has to be the big cum swapping kiss at the end.
It’s time for a little one on one with Dana. There is a little bi of resistance play at the beginning, but she is smiling as he slips his cock straight into her pussy. When he is done pounding for a while, she takes his cock deep. There is a lot of spitting going on, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that Dana has some serious sexual energy and oral skills here. This is a very solid scene that doesn’t feel scripted or choreographed but also doesn’t suffer from distracting camera work. The big facial shot is pretty fine as well.
For the finale Dana hooks up with her lesbian wife Princess Donna. This is pure lesbian love folks, complete with near fisting. Donna doesn’t take it easy on Dana and apparently that is how they both like it. If you like pretty, staged girl on girl scenes, then you will miss the point of this one. There is some rough play, some fun play and the sort of action that can’t happen if you’re perfectly staging every act. All you can do is just point the camera and do your best to keep up. Whatever we might lose in technical perfection here is more than made up for in pure perversion.
Following Dana around with a camera leads to some interesting moments. We haven seen plenty of star vehicles over the years and this one is quite impressive. If you have never had a chance to see Dana DeArmond in action, this should catch you up. If you are looking for Dana’s best gonzo sex scenes, then you can find them in other projects. She does look good though. In her scenes and just letting us get to know her, Dana shows the kind of connection on camera that is missing from a lot of girls. There are some camera issues and some things I would change stylistically, but I think that the alt-fans would disagree with my recommended changes. Unlike so many “alt-porn” projects, this one doesn’t forget the porn part. It is a great look at Dana and is the sort of DVD that her fans are bound to love. Dana may not be quite enough to turn us all into alt-porn fans, but in this project she certainly brings enough heat, personality and fun to get us moving in that direction.
