Punk’d Ur Ass 2
MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo
94 Mins.
Pleasure/Matt Zane Productions
www.PleeasureProductions.com
DIRECTOR: Matt Zane
THEMES: Stunts, Anal Sex
CONDOMS: None
2007
10/07
STARS: Tera Wray, Flower Tucci, Nautica Thorn, Sarah Vandeala, Brandon X, Steve Taylor, Jenner, Mark Zane,
REVIEW-
“This movie is not about guys doing stupid shit for nothing. This movie is about guys doing stupid shit for pussy.”
That tag line alone makes me want to own every volume of this series that Matt Zane puts out. The Zane brothers put together serious stunts and crazy crap for guys to do. The payoff is always sex with a hot chick. It is more like Jackass than Punk’d, but the title kind of makes this movie fun. I don’t often say this, but in this case, the porn version is a lot more interesting than the mainstream original. The mixture of wacky stunts and great sex is key. If you think that watching dudes get blasted with paintballs is stupid, skip forward and watch the guy nail Nautica Thorn. That is what is missing from the mainstream version. For this second volume, Zane brings back Tera Wray, but they also add a couple of real hotties. Flower Tucci puts her world class ass on the table as a prize. Nautica is another prize and there isn’t much I wouldn’t do for a shot at that little slice of perfection. Let’s see what the guys have to go through to get what we all really want, pussy.
Tera Wray & Steve Taylor
Tera wants candy and if Steve buys her some while naked, Tera will suck and fuck him all night long. He agrees, but doesn’t get away with just one trip into the store. They actually make him run into several before she finally gets what she wants. Heading home, he finally gets his reward. Tera pays up in a big way, letting him taste her sweet juices before sucking his cock. Her blowjob is dam impressive and quite enthusiastic. He starts fucking her pussy pretty hard. It’s safe to say that Steve has earned his reward and is going to take full advantage of his situation. The set up was fun, but without a solid sex scene, this would be a waste of time. Thankfully Tera gives us a lot of energy and a body that looks especially hot in doggy. She turns around and takes his load right on her tongue. It was apparently worth it to Steve to shop naked for Tera’s pussy.
Flower Tucci & Jenner
OK, Jenner really wants Flower’s ass apparently. I don’t know how seriously to take this, but he freaks out while getting pierced. If you ever wanted to watch a porn dude scream like a girl, here you go. This is just disturbing and it’s a good thing there is a big pay off at the end. Since her ass was the big deal, he spends a lot of time admiring and tasting that lovely thing. Flower turns around and shows her what the other end of her body is good for. She lets him fuck her face while fingering her pussy until everything gets all wet. Once everything is all juicy, his cock slides right up into her pussy. He pounds up into her with enough force to make that big ass shake all over the place. Her ass was the prize and Flower gives it up with no problem. He slams that thing just as hard as he did her pussy. The anal action here is fantastic and so is the ass footage. Flower eats his nut and makes it well worth the pain he went through.
Nautica Thorn & Brandon X
To get to Nautica, Brandon has to agree to be a paintball target without pants on. It is pretty brutal watching him get pelted, but kind of fun as well. The payoff here is fantastic. Who wouldn’t go through abuse to get at Nautica‘s sweet little pussy? Staring right into the camera, she sucks his cock and strokes it with her hands. Nautica plays to the camera so well that you can’t help but fall in love. They start fucking in mish with Nautica getting plenty vocal from the first stroke. We get some great shots of her pussy when she gets on top. That pretty little pookie opens right up and she makes sure that he gets a good reward for all that he went through. This is the best sex scene in the movie by a long shot. Her energy is as hot as her body and Brandon unloads a big load all over her beautiful face. Well worth the pain I would say.
Sarah Vandella & Mark Zane
Matt saves the last challenge for his brother. Mark has to get lap dances from a fat dancer and an old dancer. If he can hang for five minutes, he gets to bang the new porn hottie. They call it the lap dance of death which is pretty fucking funny if you ask me. This doesn’t make for great tease footage, but the pay off works. Sarah is a very hot blonde who can’t wait to get cock inside of her mouth or pussy. She looks truly stunning with a dick in her mouth. Where did they find this babe? Sarah is all wound up from sucking and throws her legs wide open to let him have his way. For a new girl her energy is really stunning. The cowgirl is great and even if her dirty talk sounds a bit canned, she still throws it out there like she’s been doing it forever. Mark bends her over and takes her from behind, giving a nice leg and ass show before the big finish.
All four scenes in this volume are well worth watching. The set ups are pretty good, but without the sex we would be lost. I had fun watching most of them. They aren’t exactly tease or story, but they keep things rather interesting in between fucks. Tera has a lot of fun with Jenner and then fucks him raw. Flower’s ass makes the nipple piercing worth it. (I guess.) I like Sarah, but she might want to even out the energy a bit. I loved it at first, but when you start a scene at a nine, there isn’t much room to build. Nautica looks great and provides the best scene of the movie. She’s always worth watching and apparently that tight little pussy is even worth the pain and indignity of being shot with paintballs sans pants. This is a lot of fun to watch and has a great payoff.
