Face Down Ass Up: Asian Style
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
97 Mins.
Hustler
www.Hustler.com
DIRECTOR: Dale Jordan
THEMES: Asian Girls, Massage Girls, Anal Sex, A2M
CONDOMS: None Noted
2007
3/06
STARS: Mika Tan, Asia, Roxy Jezel, Lyla Lei, Kaiya Lynn, Dick Delaware, Buster Good, Richard Kline, Sergio, John West
REVIEW-
Oh yeah, Asian girls. Asian girls with their lovely asses up in the air and ready. With some of my favorite Asian girls (and asses) in this cast I have high hopes even with some reservations. The last few Dale Jordan movies I have reviewed have been mixed bags. He doesn’t seem to know exactly what he’s going for. Sometimes he shoots really great sex and other times it looks like some lame attempt at rough sex. When performers do rough sex well, it’s fine. When it is done poorly it just looks lame, sounds worse and fucks things up. Hopefully shooting for Hustler will have Dale on to of his game. If not, then it will be a huge waste of a talented cast. You can’t ask for much hotter in an Asian anal movie. When you have Mika Tan, Kaiya Lynn, Asia, Roxy Jezel and Lyla Lei all giving up the booty, then you damn well better not fuck it up.
Kaiya Lynn & Richard Kline
Sexy Kaiya looks hot in her thong and bra. This woman knows how to tease and uses her whole body for that purpose. Richard Kline shows up and Kaiya starts licking his cock through his jeans. When she takes it out of his pants, the sexy Asian doll jerks him off while sitting on him. The dick rises as she talks dirty for the camera. Apparently she is wet enough for easy entry because his dick slips right in. Once his dick is nice and wet from her pussy she sucks it for a while. I love watching Kaiya give blowjobs, but she has to get some anal action in here. She looks great in RCA working her ass up and down on his dick. This is hot eye candy, but when she actually goes face down and ass up Kaiya breaks out dirty talk that will leave everyone looking for the lube and a tissue. She screams out a litany of hot talk about her ass, loving cock and being Asian. I think she has all of the bases covered. Ass to mouth is next and it includes some dirty talk of its own. Did you know that “ass cum tastes good”? What the fuck? Richard leaves his load on Kaiya‘s balled up thong and then watches as she eats every drop. This woman is hot, nasty, sexy and the kind of girl who can make all of your Asian anal fantasies come true.
Lyla Lei & Dick Delaware
Naughty Lyla talks dirty in her native tongue as she teases us in a room that clearly needs more light. Dick has ordered her as a mail order bride and is impressed by what he sees. His dick is hard right away and he goes right for the face fucking. This scene may appeal to a certain audience, but it is a painful waste of a talented girl. Dick has the readi-wood working in her mouth and Lyla turns the quag machine up to 10 making it virtually impossible to do anything but laugh at this scene and wonder who in the world finds this remotely appealing. There is some decent eye candy as she rides in reverse cowgirl. Lyla is a pretty girl with a tight little body and pretty decent energy. They move to RCA which gives us some great action, but that is erased quickly with some more face fucking. Did Dick just tell her smell her ass on his cock? Seriously. He finally shoots a big load all over her face and the couch. She loves it so much that she just waits for the second load. Lyla licks up every drop. This girl is quite appealing, but the fake gagging and A2M for sport just kind of ruins the heat.
Roxy Jezel & Sergio
Sergio wants to make a deposit and bank manager Roxy has someplace special for him to put his assets. She looks great and has that sexy accent, but she is also a horrible fake gagger. So basically the dick goes to the back of her throat and she sounds like a one-woman high school girls bathroom after lunch. No thanks. When her mouth is not full of cock, Roxy uses it to fill the air with the sweet sounds of a hot slut talking dirty as she gets fucked. Her ass is open for business and Roxy isn’t afraid to beg for it between the cheeks. Sergio blasts that ass in some great looking standing doggy next to her desk. If the blowjob was disappointing, her hot talk during the anal brings us back to where we want to be. She wants his cum on her feet so he unloads and then watches as she licks his load from her toes.
Mika Tan & John West and Sergio
Mika is a massage artist who specializes in giving her customers full release. John acts like he doesn’t know what she’s talking about, but he will learn quickly. Mika is topless and rubbing John’s back with her rack when Sergio comes home from mowing lawns. He isn’t happy that his wife is a whore, but they figure out a good way to make everyone happy. Mika kneels between both cocks and makes short work of them. Sergio forces her to the root of his dick, but we all know that Mika can take a lot more down there with no problems. The blowjob footage gives way to some hot doggy with Mika screaming as she gets pounded from behind. There is hair puling which is hot, fish hooking which is not and enough sexual energy to make this whole DVD worth a look. They fuck her like crazy, but Mika takes everything they have and still wants more. She mounts the first cock with her ass in RCA and bucks her hips like she is trying out for the rodeo. Her husband steps in and fills her pussy at the same time, keeping our beautiful whore pinned between a pair of thrusting rods. The DP footage is great and we finally have a scene that really stands out. Mike’s ass swallows cock with as much ease as her throat and she is quite vocal as she encourages the guys to do her harder. They finish her off with a couple of perfectly fired shots onto her face. The first paints her tongue and is followed quickly by a shot that she wears on her cheek, tits and chin. This is a seriously happy ending.
Asia & Buster Good
Buster is supposed to teach Asia how to speak English. She takes the perfectly built little Laotian and uses the universal language to get his message across. He has her stroke and suck his dick. She pretends not to speak any English which is actually kind of hot, but not half as hot as the way she looks with her full lips around a hard dick. She keeps speaking Laotian as he fucks her pussy. Asia always looks great, but sometimes appears bored in her sense. That is the case this time. Even as Buster rolls her on her side, fucks her ass and makes a grab for her throat. She just like stares like nothing is happening. That just isn’t very sexy to me. Buster has to keep prompting her
There are times when I love this movie and times when I just want to turn it off. That’s the problem with Dale’s movies lately. Lyla’s scene just defies logic. It’s really bad and a tragic waste of talent. She is much better than this. So is Asia for that matter. Those two scenes very nearly wrecked things for me. Roxy also had some ups and downs. That still leaves us with two good ones those. Kaiya looks great and has turned in a very solid anal performer. This scene should not be missed by any fan of this fun little babe. Mika turns in the other memorable scene here. She is very hot as the hooker and then turns up the heat with her man. It’s a fierce DP scene that shows off all of Mika’s talents. (Except for the rumored M&M trick.) I’d pay extra for her happy ending any time. So overall I liked the movie, just not as much as I wanted to. If you like hot Asian chicks, hard anal sex and some decent little set ups, give this one a look. (Or VOD it for the Kaiya and Mika scenes.)
