Cumfart Tsunami

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

125 Mins.

Robert Hill Releasing

www.RobertHillReleasing.com

DIRECTOR: Mike Ramone

THEMES: Cum Farting, Glory Hole, Verbal Abuse

CONDOMS: None

2008

8/07

STARS: Audrey Hollander, Carly Parker, Staci Thorn, Tyla Wynn,

REVIEW-

Some directors get into porn and do one thing really well. Some stick with that original idea and ride it out for years. Mike Ramone has put out three movies recently and while they all have some similar underlying themes, they cover different fetishes. This on focuses on feltching, or cum farting as it has come to be called in porn. Not that there are a lot of been a lot of titles devoted to the fetish. Since cumfarting is rather specific and somewhat narrow in terms of scope, there is plenty of time during the movie to focus on other things. Those things include intense anal sex, serious verbal abuse, bondage/fetish gear and hard-core fucking. If any of these things sound good to you then may want to check this movie out. It stars Audrey Hollander and Carly Parker as the primary cum receptacles. They get a serious assist from Staci Thorn and Tyla Wynn. That’s four serious anal sluts in one cast. If anyone can keep up with Ramone’s brand of sphincter stretching, cum farting, dick chaffing smut, it’s these four jizz hungry harlots.

Fetish-attired Audrey Hollander sits on a toilet in a dingy bathroom taking a leak and smoking a cigarette. She is just waiting for someone to come along and stick a cock through the glory hole. Eventually Otto does just that. Though he barks orders through the wall, Audrey really doesn’t need to be told what to do. Her fingers are busy in her twat while she tries to poke a hole through the back of her head with his prick. When a second guy puts meat through the hole on the other side, her attention is split between them. (Watching the outtakes reel shows just how much trouble she has working both dicks at the same time. The stall is just a couple of inches too wide.) She gets a break when the guys come into the stall with her, bend her over and fuck the shit out of her at both ends. This isn’t gentle love making between strangers in a bathroom stall. It’s hard fucking with Otto smacking Audrey’s ass and tits like his is tenderizing a steak. After DP’ing her for a bit, the second guy goes back behind the wall. That gets one dude out of the way so we can see more Audrey during a great standing anal doggy. Things become a demonstration in extreme anal abuse. How many cocks and toys can Audrey’s holes take? We find out during a long side show attraction segment. Two dicks in the ass? Check. One in each hole plus toys? Check. Standard DP with a big black dildo down her throat? Check. If this is the kind of white-hot, filthy anal sex that turns your crank then consider this scene a guaranteed crank-turner. Staci Thorn sort of appears out of nowhere to catch the load after Otto busts deep inside of Audrey’s ass. I’m not sure that the stuff streaming from her rectum is all cum, but whatever it is dribbles down Audrey’s legs and into Staci’s mouth.

At this point the intense anal action gives way to cum-swapping, cum-farting and spitting. Cum gets on the camera so that Audrey can lick it off. She and Staci cum swap, spit and even bring the filthy looking toilet into play. There is a very long, deep cum-swapping kiss between the two women before Audrey starts spitting at her and slapping her across the face. This kind of action is very specific and both Audrey and Staci are perfect for it. If you’re enjoying things so far, you better stock up on the lube, towels and get something to drink. We’re only half way home.

Carly Parker

Look out guys, Carly is on the prowl. She finds a guy jerking off in the peep booth and demands to be face fucked. The poor guy isn’t even hard and she lets him hear about that. If you like women dishing out some verbal abuse then you’re going to love this. He gets his dick hard and then handles the face fucking pretty well. Carly has drool running down her chin. Bringing a second guy into the mix, she continues the verbal assault as they lick her pussy and ass. When she isn’t busy gagging on a cock as she uses her face to fuck it, Carly is letting loose with a stream of dirty talk challenging their sexuality in a way that probably won’t make the folks at GLAAD very happy. Since she feels that the guys are more into ass than pussy, they are naturally invited to fuck her backdoor. Carly keeps up the stream of dirty talk as they pound both holes at once. The relentless hot talk continues when Carly finds Tyla Wynn fucking herself with a big black dildo in one of the booths.

The verbal abuse of Tyla continues while she rams a dildo into her hot twat. Carly stands over the prone girl and gets fucked in the ass until the guy is done. Then she sprays the contents of her colon out onto Tyla’s face. The girls swap cum by kissing, licking and spitting for several minutes. The final few loads end up on the lens with Tyla and Carly licking them up. Once again, if this is the sort of stuff you’re looking for, then Ramone gives you more than your money’s worth.

Wow this is an exhaustive sexual ride into a very depraved mind. Mike Ramone has come up with another manic collection of filthy images that assault the senses. There are parts of this movie that just don’t interest me, but the overall project is quite impressive. Like Ramone’s other titles, it is relentless and sometimes a little rough around the edges. That is what happens when a director turns his talent loose and doesn’t over direct them. What you may loose in technical perfection is usually made up for in raw intensity. That is the case here. Audrey puts on a show that won’t soon be forgotten. We know what kind of anal games this redheaded reindeer can play and she still impresses this time out. Carly is wonderful in this movie. She is filthy as can be in the very best way possible. If you aren’t into the sort of sexual vibe she brings to the table you have to be impressed by how she brings it. Her dirty talk is harsh, shocking and somehow perfect. She just beats these guys down even as they fuck the hell out of her ass. Now for the cumfart stuff. It just isn’t my thing, no big deal. I don’t hate the movie because of it, but it also isn’t the highlight for me personally. If this is the sort of action you’re looking for, then don’t miss Cumfart Tsunami. Even if it doesn’t completely turn your crank, the crazy energy, hard anal sex and balls to the wall enthusiasm will give you plenty to stroke to.