Lady Scarface (HD-DVD)
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
197 Mins
Adam & Eve
www.AdamEve.com
DIRECTOR: Daniel Dakota
THEMES: Plot, Gangsters, Latinas
CONDOMS: Yes
2007
Original Production Date: 4/06
STARS: Carmen Luvana, Ava Rose, Mikayla, Tommy Gunn, Ben English, Ice LaFox, Rod Fontana, Angel Cassidy, Emiliana, Herschel Savage, Shyla Stylez, Jerry, Christian, Dirty Harry, Dino Bravo
REVIEW-
This is the sort of big budget movie that is just screaming out for HD-DVD. Adam & Eve have Carmen Luvana all ready to go in a role that would seem to be made for her. Well maybe not made for her. After all, Tony Montana was Cuban and Carmen is Puerto Rican. He’s also a dude and she’s not, but beyond that we should be fine. This of course is a porn version of the mainstream classic Scarface. (The DePalma version rather than the 1932 Hawkes film.) It is basically a straight shot from mainstream to porn with only a few minor changes. Carmen plays Toni, a Cuban refugee with a checkered past. She quickly rises to power in the drug trade with a mixture of ruthless cunning and raw sexuality. Those of you who love the mainstream version will get a chance to see porn folks reenact some of your favorite scenes. The acting isn’t always pretty, but the women certainly are. Carmen in the lead is always a good thing. Ava Rose and Shyla are also in the cast we so should be in good shape there as well. The question of course is how well they have turned this bloody gangster flick into an adult film. I guess we will find out as soon Toni’s gets busy on these “cock-a-roaches.” (Hey, just be glad she isn’t going to make us “say ello to her leedle friend.”
Carmen Luvana & Herschel Savage
Her initial interview doesn’t go well, but Toni (Carmen) knows how to grease the wheels of immigration. She lets the inspector (Savage) probe her holes with his fingers and then give her something hard to suck on. With just her boots on and her tank top pulled won around her middle she squats and delivers an energetic blowjob. The long shots are great, but there probably aren’t enough close ups to really do her beautiful face justice. They move over to the couch and Carmen spouts out some Spanish hot talk while he nails her from behind. She does most of the work anyway and then takes total control during reverse and standard cowgirl. The latter gives us some great butt shots though we know that her backdoor is closed for any kind of penile penetration. He rolls her over and feels her boots slapping against his back as he nails her pussy. They get into a position that makes it easy for him to dribble his load all over her pretty face. That’s it, she is in the country and ready to tear things up.
Carmen Luvana & Ava Rose
Her first job in the US has Toni washing cars. It’s a crappy job, but it puts her in contact with Angel (Rose) and that means we get to see some hot girl on girl action. Stripping off and using the hoses, these two naughty girls now just how to stay clean. Carmen gets up on the hood of the car first and lets Ava lick her clean. Never one to leave a friend high and dry, Carmen returns the favor. I love the bend over shots here. There is a great sense of eye candy and tease even during the sex. Two chicks washing a car is hot, those same two dicks fucking each other in the same setting is really smoking. Because all car washes have to have mattresses in the back, the girls pull one out and get into some serious strap on sex. Ava rides for a while on the fake dick, but Carmen really wants to be in charge. She bends her little brunette friend over and fucks her like a bitch in heat. I’m not always a big fan of the girl on girl action, but these two work well together and give us more than enough reason to stick around and check them out.
Ice La Fox & Rod Fontana
The first drug deal is about to go down, but not before Rod Fontana does. He has his face buried between Ice’s long legs and she is loving it. Judging from the way she reacts one has to wonder if Ice is being paid on a “per Papi” basis. Rod starts fucking her and unfortunately tries to match her accent. It’s just painful to listen to him do that. She gives a good blowjob and then shoves him into a booth at the restaurant. It’s squeaky and makes noise as she rides, but not enough to drown out Rod’s bad Cuban accent. He decides that he likes her bent over and rams his dick into her while she has one leg up on the pinball machine. No matter what position Ice is in, her legs seem to steal the show. That girl has a set on hr that I never get tired of watching. They finish up in piledriver with a shot on her face.
For those of you wondering about the infamous chainsaw scene. It’s here, just in a very, very toned down version. There is some blood though and a dramatic rescue at the last minute by Ava.
Mikayla & Tommy Gunn
With the drugs and the money, Toni is ready to make her move. Getting in touch with the boss may have to wait though because Tommy (Gunn) is busy playing guns and gonads with his leggy girl Mikayla. They are clearly hot for each other and this smoldering beauty makes short work of his hard cock. She’s got on a pair of heels that tie all the way up her calves and leaves them on as he takes her into the bed and fucks her raw. They work up quite a sweat together. When she gets on top and works him over you can see the sheen of perspiration on her tits and the glimmer of lust in her pretty brown eyes. I love the standing sex, but they can’t keep that up for long. Instead she lies on her back and holds her tits together to make them an inviting target for his big load.
Emeliana and Christian
Her first meeting with the boss is highlighted by a free sex show. Toni watches as Christian nails this hot blonde on the couch a few feet away. She sits on his face for a long time, keeping her body partially hidden by her sexy dress. Her blowjob is pretty hot as well. She works his dick like she has an itch at the back of her throat and needs it scratched. The little dress stays on as they fuck and does do her shoes. He stands her up and fucks her hard from behind showing off her legs and her ass as she arches her back. If you aren’t into leggy women then this really isn’t your movie because they all seem to be working the coltish thing. Christian leaves his load right there on her ass.
Angel Cassidy & Shyla and Ben English
Ben is a shady business guy, but lucky with the ladies. He takes these two bikini clad blondes and gives them a big bone to fight over. Norma
lly I would say that Shyla has a huge advantage and would steal the show, but Angel really isn’t half bad here. She hangs with Shyla in the cock sucking department and that says a lot. The girls 69 while Ben dishes out the big cock. Like the other scenes in this movie, this one is easy on the eyes and looks fantastic in HD. The girls get on top of Ben, Angel on the cock and Shyla on his face for some hot double riding footage. When Angel turns around, her friend helps out by shoving her hard down on Ben’s cock. I guess that is just to make sure she takes every inch. When she is through helping out. Shyla really turns on the heat. She fucks Ben like she wants to have her kidney’s punctured and leaves no doubt in the end who the star of the scene is. They share the facial, kissing each other for a long time after he drains his dick.
Ava Rose & Tommy Gunn
Helping her friend set Tommy up, Ava finds a pleasant way to keep him off guard. From her knees she is able to make his dick disappear and he seem to like she she’s doing. We haven’t seen Ava really cut loose in a lot of scenes since she went over to Adam & Eve but she works it hard in this one. They move to the bed and she throws one leg high up over her shoulder to let him really pound away. In between positions she lovingly sucks his cock getting is slick and ready to slide right back up into her. The short blowjob breaks really add a lot to this scene because Ava attacks his cock with great energy. By the time Tommy is behind her for doggy, Ava is all wound up, looking great and fucking like she’s ready to pop. He pulls out and shoots his load all over her face. This is one of Ava’s best scenes in a long time.
Carmen Luvana & Jerry
Now it’s Toni’s turn to do the searching and she finds something she really likes in Jerry’s pants. While he hides a gun for later use, she makes his hard rocket disappear. It has been far too long since we have seen Carmen in action during this movie, but she is stunning here. Taking her dress off with one hand, she sucks his cock and beats it against her tits with the other. After such a good sucking, Jerry is happy to return the favor. (Who wouldn’t be?) His fingers work her over pretty well and have the naked other than her boots Luvana ready to fuck. They move over to the couch and fucks that twat as hard as he can. Carmen moves on top and once again teases us with that fantastic ass of hers. They spin her around and Jerry grabs her legs to show her off for the camera. This is the kind of scene we expect from Carmen and I don’t think anyone will be disappointed. Their doggy on the desk includes some white powder that Tony rubs all over her body as she gets drilled from behind. She then sprinkles it all over her tits while waiting for Jerry to fill her mouth with his hot load of cum. Great facial at the end of a great scene. Too bad it will be the last time Toni ever fucks.
The bonus disc is broken down into three sections. There are Lady Scarface specific extras like a making of, galleries, trailer and teasers. There is an Adam & Eve section which is mostly trailers and commercials. Then there are a pair of bonus scenes. Violet Blue stars in a 50s-themed fuck complete with giant bush panties. Ava gets clean and then dirty under the warm spray of the shower. Two bonus scenes are always nice, but maybe more Carmen would have been appropriate.
How good is this movie? Pretty good. As a porn version of a mainstream flick it isn’t bad. Carmen and company do a decent job with the dialog. It’s a toned down movie of course, but some of the violence is in tact. Most of it is tame though and they have replaced DePalma’s blood flood with other bodily fluids to create a movie more conducive to jerking off. Carmen carries most of the sexual weight, there is still a huge gap between her scenes. That kind of hurts the movie since she is its biggest asset. More Carmen would have been good. I liked Ava and I like Ice quite a bit. Shyla is always good and Mikayla was pretty hot. Sexually this is a solid feature, but it is a feature. The sex is softer than a lot of us would like, but not quite a short as some feature scenes can be. It’s a fun movie that you can watch with your wife or girlfriend and enjoy the mainstream crossover. Since I watched this on HD-DVD, the picture is great and so was the sound. I’m sure that the standard DVD version is pretty good as well. If you’re looking for something smutty for your new HD player, give this one a try. Then pick up the Al Pacino version to round out the double feature.