Lex the Impaler 3l
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
220 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
www.JulesJordanVideo.com
DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan
THEMES: Big Cocks, Interracial Sex,
CONDOMS:
2008
2/07
STARS: Jenna Haze, Brianna Love, Gina Lynn, Alexis Amore, Shyla Stylez, Nadia Styles & Lexington Steele
Lex the Impaler 3l
REVIEW-
This is one of those movies that almost doesn’t need a review. Most porn fans already know what the combination of Jules Jordan and Lexington Steele has produced in the past. Jules‘ Lex the Impaler movies are classics and helped turn both director and star into household names. It has been a long time since these two have worked together and as soon as fans heard about LTI3, pre-orders started rolling in. Making things better is the cast. Jules found a cast full of amazing women who wanted to be on the receiving end of Lex‘s sword. Leading the way is Jenna Haze. It has been a while since we have seen a woman on a roll like Jenna has been on for the past three years. Fans have been waiting a long time to see her work with Lex and they get their chance. As if that weren’t reason enough to make this a must-own, Jules has Gina Lynn, Alexis Amore, Shyla Stylez and Brianna Love. They are all lined up to work with the Impaler and Jules is there to capture the action. Yeah, this one probably doesn’t need a review, but there is no way I’m going to miss the chance to watch what is sure to be one of the hottest stroke flicks on the shelves this year.
All dolled up and ready to go, Jenna teases and shows of her little body. Her little fetish slut outfit is cute, but we all know that Lex wants what’s under the clothes. He has been waiting a long time to get at this little morsel and she has been waiting just as long to get her lips around that monster cock. When she sees it, Jenna wonders aloud how that thing is going to fit inside of her. This is definitely a challenge for Jenna‘s oral skills, but she goes right in there and works her tiny hands double time to keep him happy. Jenna gets quite a bit of that dick into her mouth and she does so without putting on a big fake gag show. It really is a wonder that he can slip that thing into her tiny little pussy, but somehow it does. After some slow strokes to get her used to it, Lex starts pumping. Jenna encourages him to fuck her harder and shows the sort of energy that has made her one of our favorite fantasy fucks. To keep his dick wet and ready to fill her hot hole, Jenna sucks him hard in between positions. They introduce a butt plug to get her ass ready. Lex DP’s her holes and Jenna goes off with the dirty talk. Eventually her ass is into play and all we can do is take our hats off to Ms. Haze. How on earth does she take that thing back there? Since so many people have been waiting a long time to see these two superstars work together, it could easily be a let down. Quite the opposite is true. The Jenna/Lex anal fuck may be even better than we could have hoped for. Her tiny ass swallows that huge cock and Jenna solidifies her position as one of porn’s hottest girls with this awesome scene. Setting the bar super high, Lex drenches her face with a hot popshot. To say this scene is worth the wait would be a massive understatement.
Nadia Styles & Lex
The only girl in this cast who doesn’t seriously do it for me is Nadia. She does look really good here though. We watch as she strips down to her heels and hose and then presents herself to Lex. On all fours she dives right in and inhales his meat. The blowjob is pretty good and sets them up for some well shot mish fucking. He gets her going with strokes that are hard enough to make her tits dance invitingly with every stroke. He rolls her over and enters from behind. I may not be a huge fan, but I can certainly see the appeal here. Nadia looks good and takes a pretty solid anal pounding. She isn’t as vocal or enthusiastic as Jenna, but she takes a big load right on her face. This isn’t bad at all.
Shyla has been doing some great work of late and she has always done well with big cocks. She looks fantastic here with her big tits begging to be set free and those long legs waiting to spread at the first order. Lex comes in and grabs her by her silver suspenders, pulling her in close enough to get her mouth around his big cock. This is just the sort of woman Lex loves working with. She loves every throbbing inch He enjoys the way she strokes and sucks him almost as much as she loves working that thing towards the back of her throat. They pace themselves well, fucking slowly at first and building up. This scene works as both strokeable smut and eye candy. Shyla looks amazing and takes every inch that Lex has to dish out. She climbs on top for some cowgirl anal that is just about as hot as anything you could ever want to see. Jules mixes in some great longer shots that allows Shyla to show off her legs The RCA here is fantastic, but she wants it in piledrdiver. Like the Jenna scene, this one is pretty close to porn perfection and ends with a great big shot on her face.
Brianna Love & Lex
This scene is a battle for the ages. Brianna Love and her world class big ass vs. Lex and his world class big dong. Jules has her sitting on a barstool with that great ass hanging over. That thing speaks for itself and provides with a wealth of great tease footage. What makes this even more fun is that we know that her ass is more than just decoration. Brianna is going to put her sweet sphincter on the line in just a few moments. To warm up, Brianna sucks on the Lexcalibur dildo, but really wants the real thing. Lex provides her with what she needs, whipping out his cock and letting the pretty little blonde suck away. It takes both hands of course, but she also goes mouth-only for a time. Once she has properly worshipped the cock with her mouth, Brianna climbs on for a cowgirl ride. This brings her ass back to the forefront as she strokes she slip up and down that shaft. Taking him in her pussy from behind clearly pushes Brianna to her limit. She looks like she might just burst if he puts much more in. Turning her around to face the camera, Lex lifts her knees and spreads her open even more as she rocks up and down on that pole. For the anal they roll her over with her legs sticking straight up in the air. It definitely stretches her out and he has to go slowly, but watching the big dick work that perfect ass is fantastic porn. They build up the speed and then turn her loose for anal cowgirl. Give Brianna a ton of credit for turning in an unforgettable anal scene with another great popshot on her pretty face.
Superstar Gina is all wound up and ready to take Lex on again. She’s been on this ride before and really wants a return engagement. During a short interview with Jules Gina talks about why she loves Lex and wiggles her sexy ass for the camera. Lex is apparently very fond of Gina so their chemistry immediately makes this scene interesting. He shows his burning desire for her by sucking her big tits and explores her sweet flesh. Gina knows just what to do. She drops right to her knees and starts sucking that huge cock. When it isn’t in her mouth, she is singing its praises and rubbing her pussy like she can’t wait to feel it slamming into her cervix. As she sits on top of his cock, Gina shows off a body that was just born for porn glory. Rolling onto her back she spreads her legs and invites him right in for some powerful strokes. They build up a good pace and by the time she gets into RC, Gina is screaming out for more. No anal for Gina, but fans who love her ass will get plenty of footage of those full cheeks up in the air as Lex works her from behind. They finish off with yet another fine facial.
This scene was just shot on Super Bowl Sunday. While the Giants were laying the smack down on the Pats, Lex was laying the wood to Ms. Amore. Before they can even get to know one another again, Alexis is on her knees drooling over that tool. The sexy Latina moves in for some hot no-hands oral action. When she does finally stroke it, Alexis uses her hands like she’s truly enjoying the act. Lex can’t go very deep with the first few strokes, but she’s building up to something. As he takes her from behind, Lex picks up his strokes. What is really evident here is just how good Alexis can look when she’s shot correctly. She takes a quick break to suck and then gets on top. Lex just leans back and watches as she power fucks him with her pussy. No anal here, but a lot of great butt shots as she rolls onto her side at the edge of the couch. They move to the stairs for some fantastic looking standing doggy. This looks like it might be the place they stay for the finish, but instead we get another few minutes on the couch as Lex finishes off her pussy and then busts a big nut right on her face.
It has been a long time since Lex and Jules have worked together, but this movie is well worth the wait. It has been an even longer wait for fans who looking to see Lex drop the hammer on Jenna Haze. This too is well worth the wait. How does she handle a cock as big as her arm? Like a fucking super slut that’s how. It would be easy to recommend the movie based just on Jenna‘s scene, but there is so much more. Gina Lynn turns in a fantastic fuck with Lex as well. She looks great and provides the sort of energy we love. Brianna brings her big ass to the table and turns in another award-caliber scene. She’s a star folks. Shyla has been climbing my personal list rapidly lately and this scene will keep her on the rise. Damn she looks good. There isn’t a weak scene in this movie. The best of the bunch are the kind of porn that wins awards and pleases fans. There are whole lot of strong scenes here and anyone who loves interracial sex, big cocks, hot chicks or any combination of the above will want to make this first on their porn shopping list.
