Mistress Strap-On: Sado Bitch

MOVIE TYPE: Strap on

160 Mins.

Robert Hill Releasing

www.RobertHillReleasing.com

DIRECTOR: Mike Ramone

THEMES: Strap-On, Fem Dom

CONDOMS: None

2008

10/07

STARS: Annette Schwarz, Delilah Strong, Annie Cruz, Carly Parker, Dana DeArmond, Mark Galfion, Andrew Lee & Szandro

REVIEW-

We just saw Mike Ramon’s take on the cum-fart genre. (Is there such a thing?) Now he’s ready to take on a rapidly growing porn niche; the strap-on movie. More and more, guys are the targets of these strap-on wielding women. I’ve only reviewed a handful of these movies because they aren’t really in my wheelhouse. Before you guys go writing to me to tell me that it’s not gay to let a chick fuck you in the ass and how great it feels, stop. I get it. I don’t dislike strap-on movies because I’m homophobic and I’m sure it feels great. I just find any genre of movie where the focal point of the sexual energy (and the primary money shot) is a dude’s ass to be visually and sexually unappealing. There, disclaimer out of the way. The titles I have reviewed in the past have been pretty bad. They tend to be low end movies with crappy talent and production values. They also seems to be directed by people who understand and enjoy the strap-on genre even less than I do. Where’ the logic in that? Shoot what you love right? Or at least shoot what you know and like a little. In that regard, this movie is much better. Ramone adds elements of BDSM, fem-dom, leather and all the other stuff that he’s perfectly suited to add. He also brings the same crazed energy we have seen in his last three movies. For those of you who may have missed those movies, they are filled with creative filth, high energy fucking and a sense that Ramone has told his performers to do what they do best and has left it up to his cameramen to capture the action. Does it work? I think so. Whatever rough edges might exist in Ramone’s work, the energy and spot on niche appeal seems to more than compensate. As far as talent goes, Ramone has pulled together some great looking women who just happen to know how to work a plastic dick. In addition, these women know how to dish out the dirty talk. As you may recall from his cumfart movie, Ramone unleashed Carly Parker’s filthy side. She may just send the guy home crying after this scene. If her verbal abuse doesn’t do, then the extreme strap-on action just might. Now it’s time to enter Mike Ramone’s world. You have been warned, proceed with caution and back away from the women very slowly unless you’re looking to get drilled.

Delilah Strong

Special religious-themed porn alert! Our first bitch boy is on his knees when a strap-on equipped nun (Delilah) towers over him ordering him to suck. She humiliated him, makes him choke, spits on his face and slaps him around. The verbal abuse is general in nature, but does drift over to cover the religious aspects of the scene. She rolls him onto his back and fucks his throat hard while using a crop to whip his prone body. Delilah dishes out the abuse pretty well, spitting screaming and eventually adding the crucifix toy to the face fucking. She also calls him a “fag” quite often so add that to the scorecard. When the oral abuse ends, Sister Delilah puts him on all fours, gloves up and starts fingering her ass. She keeps up the verbal taunts and increases the number of digits as she progresses. Eventually she has what looks to be four fingers from each hand working his asshole at the same time. The abuse continues when he’s on his back holding his legs in the air. Delilah uses a paddle to beat him until his ass and thighs are glowing pink. Though he handles the action well, his cock looks like it’s ready to crawl back up inside of him as she slips the strap on right up his “dirty little fag ass.” He has to take A2M of course and gets his butt reamed pretty hard in mish. The action intensifies in doggy where she can really abuse his sphincter. Those of you who really love nun outfits are going to want to put this scene on your must see list. This sister shows no mercy to her anally inclined fuck toy. She finishes him off by tying him by the neck to a cross and ordering him to jerk off all over her boots only to make him lick it clean.

Carly Parker

We just saw Carly go nuts in Ramone’s other movie so I imagine she will really cut lose in this one. Wow, I’m right already. She has her guy sucking the dildo with a bone on his head and tells him to do it just like he did “for daddy.” OK, If the verbal abuse is what you tuned in for then strap in, lube up and get ready to have Carly’s voice permanently imprinted on your sexual psyche. She just leans back puffing on her cigarette and unleashes a din of humiliating screams that should probably send this guy screaming home to mommy. He eventually makes his way into a cage so that Carly can fuck his face through the bars. This chick goes after him like she has some serious issues with men. The oral abuse lasts for a long time. Fans are not going to feel ripped off at all because they don’t skimp on the coverage. She puts him on all fours, slips a pig mask over his face to hide his shame. Ramming four fingers in, she liberally uses the word “faggot” as if it were a conversational place holder. Fingers are fine for a start, but she wants to move on to a toy. The pig boy has to suck the toys clean of course and unlike the first guy he even seems to flinch a little bit as he gets fucked. At least she lubs the big toy up before she fucks him up the butt. This transitions well into the strap on action. Carly shoves his face down and continues her never ending stream verbal abuse that will no doubt offend some and remind others of time spent behind bars. Where the hell did this come from? Carly never seems to miss a beat. Even though I’m not getting much out of this sexually, how I can turn away when she’s in such a groove? She makes him wear a wig and alternates between his ass and his mouth often enough to make you really hope he did his pre-scene cleaning. In the middle of all this, Carly calls in her little girl-sub Dana DeArmond. She pulls Dana in and makes her lick pussy until she finally cums, adding that final humiliation to her little bitch boy’s bad day.

Annie Cruz & Annette Schwarz

Oh man, this dude is in trouble. He has to face two angry mistresses. Annie Cruz and Annette Schwarz are two of porn’s most extreme prick cushions and they are looking to give a little back in this scene. Annette has the strap on and uses his leash to jerk his face forward until that dick rams the back of his throat. Annie keeps the dirty talk flowing as the takes over, fucks his mouth and spits in his face. Ordering him to come close and lick “her nuts” Annie waits until he is in range and then lets loose with a ‘squirt’ shot to drench him. The real trouble starts when Annette takes over with the strap-on. Since she is perhaps porn’s best deep throat artist, the dirty German slut insists that her bitch boy live up to her lofty expectations. When he can’t do it, she slaps the shit out of him while Annie oils up his asshole. They make him chew on the rubber glove that Annie was wearing while opening up his colon. This sort of serious fem-dom abuse is bound to frighten away as many people as it turns on. As you would expect, Annie knows how to dish it out. She squats over him and just unleashes a flood of girl juice that nearly drowns the slave boy. With the oral humiliation complete, the girls put him on his back with his legs up like a good bitch. Annie dishes out the strap-on fucking like she’s working out every issue she’s ever had. She fucks him so hard that his cock literally looks like it has shriveled up and gone back inside. Ass fucking isn’t enough humiliation for this dude. He has to be bent over the toilet while they order him to clean it with his tongue. The girls take turns fucking his ass in this position and they pound away on him verbally. They finish
him off with some serious wet shots. Does he get to cum? Yes he does, but even that serves to show who is in charge. After jerking off all over his stomach, he has to clean it up and eat ever drop.

Is this the best female on male strap-on movie ever? Perhaps. I can’t speak the niche specific sexual appeal, but I can say that it has a lot going for it. The cast is really good. Annie and Annette are just brutal. If that guy didn’t go home on a stretcher then he deserves a medal. Delilah gives one of her best performances. I think she may have found her true calling. (As a nasty dom, not as a nun.) Carly is just freakishly good. She’s mean, she’s harsh and she just doesn’t stop with the verbal abuse. The production values are also pretty good. Things are supposed to look dirty and they certainly do. The costumes are elaborate and should add a lot of appeal. The harsh strap on sex gives the movie a great deal of title integrity. I don’t know what else someone could want from a strap-on movie. It’s well shot, features good looking women, high energy sex, brutal verbal and physical abuse and a whole lot of strap-on ass fucking. While this movie may not have won me over, it did impress me. I don’t have to enjoy great filth to recognize and appreciate it. Is this the best strap-on movie ever? Sure why not. It’s certainly the best I’ve seen.