Joey Buttafuco Caught on Tape
MOVIE TYPE: Celebrity Sex
25 Mins.
Red Light District
www.ClubRedLight.com
www.JoeyCaughtOnTape.com
DIRECTOR:
THEMES: Cheating Wives
CONDOMS: None
2008
STARS: Joey Buttafuco
Joey Buttafuco Caught on Tape
REVIEW-
Are you freaking kidding me? This is the latest ‘celebrity’ sex tape? Amy Fisher wasn’t creepy enough? At least she is kind of hot. Joey is just the old guy who was banging an underage hooker and almost got his wife killed because of it. How does that make him a celebrity OR someone we want to see fuck? At any rate, Joey and his new wife have put themselves up for the latest sex tape. (How long before Mary Jo has her own tape?) On the plus side, the Mrs. Buttafuco is pretty easy on the eyes. She would fit right in there with some of the hotter MILF performers in the business. Their scene isn’t very long, but as usual Red Light District has included some bonus scenes on a separate disc. Yes they are old scenes, but it is like getting a quality compilation disc fee. So you can check out the freak show (and the hot MILF action) and then watch your basic Red Light porn scenes with stars like Sasha Grey, Bree Olson & Paulina James.
With the camera at the foot of the bed we get a nice shot of Joey’s babe as she crawls into bed wearing her lingerie and heels. We saw this angle in the Tonya Harding sex tape, but at least the lighting is good for this one. There is a second camera apparently because once she starts sucking we have a much better view. His girl sure isn’t shy or stingy with the oral sex. Though she doesn’t make eye contact with the camera, she digs her fingers into his sack and sucks the cock with great intensity. He eventually orders her to get on top for some reverse cowgirl. I’m not sure how old this woman is, but she keeps in good shape and fucks him like she know exactly what he likes. We can’t always see the action like we might like, but there is some good energy and seem to enjoy fucking one another. Missionary isn’t great for the camera because he’s pretty much got her covered. She also talks a lot. Not dirty talk, but actual conversation. This really does seem like two people just randomly having sex for the camera. She finishes him off in her mouth.
Of course the real porn is on disc two. Red Light has figured out that most of us need more than a pseudo-celebrity getting his rocks off to make a DVD worth buying. There are five bonus scenes on this disc and they are pretty awesome.
Bree Olson from Bore My Asshole, Paulina James from Wasted Youth 3, Alexis Texas from Smothered N Covered 3, Sasha Grey & Vanessa Money from Cumfart Cocktails 5, Johanna Rain from Young Tight Latinas 13
