Psycho Cheerleaders
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
125 Mins.
Wicked Pictures
www.WickedPictures.com
DIRECTOR: Mark Stone
THEMES: Cheerleaders,
CONDOMS: Yes
2008
STARS: Ashley Steele, Marlie Moore, Mya Luanna, Rebeca Lane, Ricki White, Riley Evans, Sophie Dee, Stephanie Cane, Alan Stafford, Alex Sanders, Jack Venice, Lee Stone & Voodoo
Psycho Cheerleaders
REVIEW-
I honestly don’t see how this movie can miss. It’s about cheerleaders. What more could we need? OK some of you aren’t as nuts for pom poms and short skirts as I am. I guess that could make the movie a little less appealing. A cast of relative new comers doesn’t necessarily mean that the movie won’t be good. In fact, fresh faced cheerleaders can be fun. Throw in Riley Evans, Sophie Dee and Mya Luanna and you have some nice looking women. With all this going for it, what could go wrong? Uninspired sex, set ups that don’t fit with the niche appeal and a general lack of anything resembling sexual energy, that’s what. Unfortunately that is exactly what is served up this time out. It’s a huge let down. A cheerleader movie without any cheer. What could be worse?
Sophie Dee & Lee Stone
Sophie suffers from a severe case of “anal masturbation disorder.” What exactly does that mean? She wants to stick things in her ass all the time. She also really wants to be on the cheer squad. Trying to get attention, she accosts Lee Stone in the locker room. He watches her routine and decides he can help her with that anal problem. The dialog goes on a little too long. All we really needed for teases was Sophie shaking her pom poms and chanting that she wants it in the bum. Lee stops her from talking by focusing all of his attention on her waiting pussy. Our horny English cheerleader is thrilled to find a big cock in his pants and happily sucks it. When it is all wet, she gags a bit, making sure he knows how willing she is take it all. They condom up and work through a decent bit of vag. She rides his cock to get used to the size. Things pick up eventually when she shoves her tits in his face and rides him hard. Since her obsession is for anal sex, Sophie gets on top with her pussy facing the camera and slams her butt down. This is actually really good stuff, but it ends quickly with a shot on her face. Not a bad opening scene, but the set up was too long and the anal not long enough.
Rebeca Lane & Jack Venice
Becoming a cheerleader has given Rebeca an oral fixation. All she can do is suck dick. I’m sure that makes her very happy on campus. It certainly makes Jack happy when she pulls his meat out of his pants and slips it between her lips. She is a cute girl with curly hair. Other than some nice eye contact though, her blowjob skills are rather average. Jack decides to take her pussy as well. This is nice eye candy, but once again the energy is somewhat lacking. He fucks her and leaves his cream on her face, but this is average porn at best.
Ricki White & Voodoo
All Voodoo wants is a cheerleader for a wife. Instead he gets a referee. (Was the stripper store all out of naughty cheerleader costumes that day?) With the primary niche appeal of the movie mostly missing here, the action falls entirely on Ricki. She does a pretty nice job working on Voodoo’s long schlong. This may be the best blowjob so far. If you like girls in stripped lingerie you might enjoy watching Voodoo lay the wood to this dirty ref. The sex here is good, Ricki has a nice body and takes the long strokes really well. She takes a good facial. To be hones though, this scene could be plugged into any movie. It doesn’t really offer anything specific.
Stephanie Cane & Alan Stafford
Stephanie is a sadist cheerleader who just likes to hurt guys. Getting off is all that she cares about and she doesn’t care who she has to hurt to get hers. The beating is actually mild and once again we revert to a very simple vanilla sex scene. There is no uniform play, no actual fem dom stuff. It’s another forgettable fuck scene that is competent and lukewarm at best. There is a facial, but my disappointment is mounting with each passing scene.
Riley Evans & Alex Sanders
Riley has a lot of aggression and is assigned a blow up doll to abuse. If watching a hot chick beat up a rubber doll gets you going, then this is good tease footage. If not, then perhaps the painfully average fuck scene with Alex Sanders will work better fro you. At least she leaves part of her uniform on to add some niche appeal as she easily swallows his modest member. That and the good ass shots we get during the cowgirl make this scene worth a look for people who like decent sex scenes. Riley has a great body and in a better scene, she would be a must-see. If you’re looking for a highlight in this movie, this scene is it.
Marlie Moore, Mya Luanna & Ashley Steele
This trio of cheerleaders seems to be sharing a single brain. In order to cure of this, they are given a sexual assignment. The two blondes double up on Mya and give her fingers from two different hands in her pussy. There is certainly some visual appeal to watching these two blonde cheerleaders working over their sexual Asian teammate. They rotate and by the time girl three gets the same treatment, this has become just as tedious as the rest of the movie. It becomes a long, boring finger fest that just goes nowhere. At the end, the girls use the handles of their pom poms as dildos. This is actually pretty good stuff, but if you’re still interested at this point then you must not have much better to do.
