Wet Food 2
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
156 Mins.
Evil Angel
www.JonniDarkkoDVD.com
DIRECTOR: Jonni Darkko
THEMES: Blow bang
CONDOMS: None
2008
11/07
STARS: Lana Croft, Raven Black, Velvet Rose, Emma Heart, Adrianna Nicole, Annette Schwarz, Carmella Bing, Arcadia & more mopes than you can shake a fifty at.
Wet Food 2
REVIEW-
Jonni Darkko can make some very, very good porn. He has been behind the camera for several of my favorite stroke movies in the past few years. This is his latest blow bang effort. These movies are always potential train wrecks. Any time you get this many mopes in one place, the girls might just feel the need to quag their way through a dreary scene. That isn’t the case this time however. Darkko keeps the action running smoothly and keeps the mopes in check for the most part. Some of the girls fall into LPWM (Lazy Porn Whore Mode) but for the most part, things are very good. He’s got Annette Schwarz who can take on more guys with her mouth than just about anyone I’ve ever seen. He has cute little Emma Heart who seems too sweet to be covered in that much mope cum. He has Raven Black who is absolutely ready to rock the whole lot. There are also a pair of hot Asian babes to enjoy. Lana Croft and Arcadia give the Asian lovers two really good blow bangs to enjoy. If you like blow bang movies, you will love this one. If you don’t you might still love it if you like watching good oral sex, big facials, cum eating or if you are on the Lana Croft bandwagon.
Annette Schwarz
If any woman can survive an overdose of mope cock, it’s Annette. She is perhaps porn’s hottest super slut at the moment and certainly swallows dick like no one else in the business. With no warm up or tease, this one kicks into high gear from the start. Annette is on her knees with dicks poking at her from every angle. Having seen her deep throat some of the biggest dicks in the business, it is disappointing to hear her go into blow bang girl mode. The fake gagging stuff is annoying and thankfully goes away pretty quickly. Once she settles in Annette just pushes her lips to the base of one mope dick and then moves quickly to the next. It’s a great deep throat demonstration not for the sheer size, but to show how quickly and easily she can take whatever comes her way. Her make up is smeared, there is spit running down her face and somehow there is a burning lust in her eyes that makes the whole thing incredibly attractive. Before the action can drag at all the guys start unloading on her face. She takes a load, lets another guy face fuck her, gargles with cum and invites the next wave to drop nuts. Her head hangs over the edge of the couch. The guys finish her off by glazing her face and tits. Annette then uses a spoon to scoop the cream off her face, take it in her mouth and then spit it back. The cum play is extreme and she handles it perfectly. If you like blow bangs at all then this movie is off to a great start.
Adrianna Nicole
I’ve always thought that Adrianna looks a little bit like Annette. She isn’t quite as good looking and can’t touch her deep throat skills. Trying to make up for that with aggressive cock sucking, she gives a typically flat performance. The guys hold her face and fuck her mouth until their balls bounce off of her chin. This is a big step down from the first blowjob, but should keep facial fans happen with wave after wave of DNA sprayed onto her face. The only thing that is remotely interesting here is the tit fucking. Everything else is typical blow bang with a lot of facials.
Carmella Bing
Taking a few moments to show off her massive tits, Carmella gives us just a bit of tease. Her boobs are still in the shot swaying back and forth as she fake gags on strange cock. Though she is giving your typical blow bang performance, Carmella makes things looks good with those impressive mounds. Once they get her warmed up, she hangs her head over the edge of the bed so that the drool can really flow. The excessive drool and constant quagging turns me off, but for those of you who don’t mind it, Carmella brings some eye candy to the table and doesn’t slow down for a second, even when the mopes blast her face.
Arcadia
This hot chick has a bowl in front of her and she wants the guys to fill it with cum. First she has to show us impression of a fork in a garbage disposal. Whatever it sounds like this technique certainly helps the drool flow as she takes them deep and keeps them happy. It’s messy and it sure doesn’t sound great but Arcadia has great lips and would be the sort girl that you just might wait in line for at a blow bang. She is a pretty mess with a bowl waiting to catch the mess. The guys shoot all over her face while she collects the good. Arcadia slurps it up, spits it out and plays with the cum until everyone is happy.
Emma Heart
Cute little Emma is just adorable even with dicks shoved in her face. She takes a few of them pretty deep and then power strokes the others. Within moments her eye make up is running and Emma still looks cute as can be. She does a bit of the fake gag thing, but still pulls it off. This little charmer begs for cum and gets plenty of it. The fill her mouth and dump all over her pretty face. Who says cute sorority princesses don’t love cum.
Raven Black
I’ve seen Raven in some IR amateur stuff and she’s hot. With her bright pink hair, she is quite a sight. There are plenty of mopes ready to fill her mouth with meat. She attacks the cocks with great energy, gagging on balls and spitting all over the place. They move in close and smack her face with dicks while they wait around to fuck her mouth. The drool covers her tits in no time and Raven seems to have endless energy. While some of the other girls just let the mopes fuck her face, Raven sucks those cocks like she loves them and takes big loads of cream like a champ. This is one of the strongest scenes of the bunch.
Velvet Rose
In black lingerie, Velvet seems to be taking the pretty girl approach to blow bangs. She starts out with some one at a time action and builds to the climax. A second comes in and then a third. By the time they have her surrounded, Velvet has her hands and mouth full. The guys line up and Velvet works her way up the row, sucking every inch. There is some great deep throat footage here. She also gets face fucked pretty hard. They cut away so that the guys can get into position to hit her in the face with cum. Even when it gets in her eye, Velvet just keeps encouraging them to give her more.
Lana Croft
Cute Lana brings up the rear in her little schoolgirl outfit. I could do without the quagging, but that is just part of the genre. (And one of the reasons why blow bangs aren’t my favorite movies.) She looks great and slowly loses her uniform. Even without the skirt, she has that hot, fresh girl thing going for her. As they fuck her face, the guys also enjoy jerking off while playing with her ass. There is a bowl to collect the spit as she drools. Fans of face fucking will really love this. Later in the scene she settles back and does some of the sucking her self. I really like that aspect of the scene. Watching Lana go cock crazy is a lot of fun. The five guys give her enough cock to leave her out of breath and ready to receive ten balls worth of cream. They have great aim and cover her with a thick paste of ball batter. This is the best of the bunch and well worth sticking around for.
Bonus: BTS, Photo Gallery, Trailers & Cast Filmographies
