Praise the Load
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
210 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
www.JulesJordan.com
www.MikeJohnVIP.com
DIRECTOR: Mike John & Tim Von Swine
THEMES:
CONDOMS: None
2008
2/08
STARS: Gianna Michaels, Cindy Crawford, Tatiana Kush, Velicity Von, Hannah West, Aiden Starr, Emma Heart, Rachel Milan and mope after mope until the cows come home.
Praise the LoadREVIEW-
There are blowbang movies and then there are Mike John blowbang movies. If I need to explain the difference then you haven’t been watching closely enough. For this group’s sperm donation session, Mike has enlisted the help of his friend Tim Von Swine. As important as the guys behind the camera are the girls in front of it. Gianna Michaels is arguably the biggest gonzo star in all of porn. And I’m not just talking about her massive tits. The mopes can line up around the block, but she can handle anything. Her scene finishes the movie and is probably the best of a pretty great lot. At the start of the movie is another great scene. Cindy Crawford was always a contract girl with an edge. Now she’s a gonzo girl with a great face, tight body and the sort of sexual energy that could launch a million stroke fantasies. Not quite a million here, but she handles the mope cock perfectly. In between we get a nice mix of new babes and experienced cum receptacles. Tatiana brings perfect tits to a decent scene. Look for more from here in the future. Velicity is back and ready to take dick between her tits and cum on her face. Hannah and Emma are cuties who bring some appeal to the table. Throw in Aiden, who manages a great scene even with mopes breaking the seen but not heart rule and Rachel who is always fun and you have a pretty solid cast. If you like blowbangs, this one is good. It has Gianna and Cindy giving you the very best the genre has to offer and that’s a pretty great start.
Cindy Crawford
Cindy already has dicks in her mouth when Tim asks her a few questions. Just the basics. Where are you from (Las Vegas), how old are you (27) and how many dicks have you sucked in the last month..thirty. Nice. Cindy looks good and crawls around on her knees looking for cock. She doesn’t have to go far before she is surrounded by mopes of every shade. Whether she is working three at a time or upside-down getting throat fucked, Cindy has clearly brought her A-game today. She makes great eye contact, takes every inch and seems to have a never ending supply of spit. There is some great footage with Cindy sucking a big cock, stroking two more and a forth smacking her forehead. The cum starts flowing and Cindy takes each and every load like a true superstar. It covers her face and her tits with some left over for her mouth. This scene will be tough to top.
Tatiana Kush
This chick has perfect tits and a great body. She should probably avoid extreme close up shots on her teeth for right now though. The guys don’t mind though. As long as the teeth don’t snag a cock on its way in. With a dick in her mouth and two in her hands, Tatiana seems right at home. She really does have amazing natural boobs and I would love to see her to more than just suck. A bit more eye contact might be nice, but for a new girl she handles the blowbang well. On her back, she eats some mope balls, licking ass and proving that she is ready to do whatever is asked of her. She doesn’t have the star power that Cindy brought, but she takes a number of loads and gets just as filthy with mope mustard as anyone in this movie.
Velicity Von
After leaving porn for a while, Velicity is back and ready to take a lot of cock. The guys oil up her ass and spank it for a while. This may be a blow bang, but we are going to enjoy her butt and her tits for a while before her mouth gets stuffed full of meat. They use her tits a bit and that adds variety to the action. It also takes full advantage of a really nice rack. This isn’t a bad scene, but it just kind of floats along until the mopes unload their nuts all over her face. It is good to see Velicity back and I loved the tit fucking, but there are better scenes in this movie.
Hannah West
Hannah has a perfect upbringing for porn. Her mother told her that she should know how to “cook dinner and suck dick.” Not sure if she has any kitchen skills, but this girl is going to put the latter ability to the test here today. She sucks from all angles and even lets the guys eat her out a bit. Hannah spits in her hands to lube them up and sucks and strokes her way around the circle of mope cock. There is some nice footage of Hannah on her back masturbating while one of the guys squats over her face. She gets herself off while tasting ass and licking balls. Somehow she still looks fresh as she looks up at us with those eyes. For the finale, she knees in the center and swoops in for a quick oral stroke or two while the dudes jerk off. It seems to take them forever, but eventually they nail her right in the face with enough cum to make her back away from the spray. Nice work Hannah, you’re going to make some guy a very good wife some day.
Aiden Starr
Aiden has perfect tits and says she doesn’t really like multiple dicks in real life. It is only good for porn. No problem, this is porn and the guys are ready. On the good side, she smacks her own face with hard cock. On the bad, she tends to quag before a dick even passes her teeth. Some of them gag her for real and we have to give her credit for trying hard to go down on them. Some of the guys get to sit on her face and feed her their balls. Even when she goes back to the horrid fake gag stuff, she is quite hot. The tiny spinner could definitely be tit fucked while standing up, but the guys focus mostly on her mouth. We do get enough footage of that awesome set of tits to keep things interesting. The action tends to drag a bit and perhaps this is just too long for a blowbang, but she begs for cum and gets it. One of the mopes starts babbling something about her “big ass fucking nose” and I don’t know whether to laugh or just assume that this is what happens when a mope actually gets to release the semen built up. Her first blowbang ends with a Aiden looking like a glazed donut.
Emma Heart
Meet Emma Heart. Meet Emma Heart’s ass. This young cute has a great face, but we start with shots of her ass. Great ass, but look at her devour mope cock. This girl looks like a sorority pledge and deep throats a decent sized cock like she’s the backseat blowjob queen of Indiana. Watching her handle an even bigger dick is quite a treat. This chick could be a big hit with the cute girl crowd. To add a little fun, the guys put her on her tummy and fuck her ass cheeks. Emma adds such freshness to the mix that you just can’t help but love her. What guy wouldn’t want to fuck this pretty face and send her off to class with a big load Several mopes do just that and she is laughing as they finish up. This scene is just great.
Rachel Milan
This pretty girl has an amazing smile and as she tells us about the first guy who jerked off on her face, she just lights up like it’s a fun tale. That smile doesn’t fade as she starts licking her way through the first group of dicks. After a bit of warm up she wraps both hands around a cock and jerks it into her mouth. I like watching Rachel suck cock and she wears the loads well. Not quite as cute as Emma and not nearly as nasty as Gianna, but a solid bang nonetheless.
Gianna Michaels
Gianna is ready to take on as many cocks
as Mike can give her. She keeps the mopes happy by offering her ass up for a spanking. Then she mesmerizes us all by shaking her big tits. Once she starts sucking, Gianna is all business. Cock belongs in her mouth and she will make sure that they all end up there. Best of all, she won’t let the mopes boss her around. She is in control, but has them hold her arms behind her back while she takes on a big cock. As she makes the dicks disappear, Gianna talks to the guys, letting them know what she wants. She wants a cock between her big tits and that is always a good thing. There aren’t many women in porn who can come close to Gianna on any level. Her energy is fantastic and she knows how to work her tits so that they look amazing every time. She demands their loads and the guys happily jerk off onto her face. Oh, she even thanks one of them for his cream. If you have been saving up your own load for three and a half hours, Gianna gives you more than enough reason to let it go. Her face gets covered with cum in a fantastic finish that should not be missed. Gianna’s a superstar. No news there, just another great reason to love this woman.
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