Pirates
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
128 Mins.
Digital Playground
www.DigitalPlayground.com
DIRECTOR: Joone
THEMES: Pirates, Comedy,
CONDOMS:
2008
Originally Released
STARS: Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine, Teagan Presley, Devon, Austyn Moore, Jenaveve Jolie, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix, Scott Nails, Kris Slater
Pirates
REVIEW-
Pirates is the most awarded adult film of all time. If anyone were keeping track of nominations, statues and that sort of thing, Pirates would be leagues ahead of its closest competitor. With a sequel to the massive hit due out later this year, it makes perfect sense that Digital Playground would make this one of their first Blu-Ray titles. (Besides, that probably means Pirates can pick up more awards for the Blu-Ray release.) Even though I reviewed this when it first came out, I’m going to give it another look on this new format. It should go without saying that the picture quality is fantastic, but let’s say it anyway. Blu-Ray has made this stunning piece of eye candy even tastier and that’s saying something. On my fifth or so viewing, Pirates is still impressive. The script is still funny and mostly well acted (if sometimes over-acted for comedic relief.) Sexually, Pirates is a very strong feature. The scenes are shorter than I would like and somewhat softer than your basic raincoat flick, but compared to other big budget projects, this one has great sexual heat. Jesse Jane is great with Scott and then with Steven, but she really shines in her girl/girl scenes. Janine and Jesse team up for a memorable scene that looks even better on Blu-Ray. I’m still really impressed with Jenaveve’s girl/girl scene and Austyn’s hot fuck with Evan. Pirates is a great movie that only gets better on the new format. It is the perfect title to begin your adult Blu-Ray collection.
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Carmen Luvana & Kris Slater
Newlyweds Slater and Luvana share some romantic time together on the high seas. Though they know pirates are a threat, nothing can stop them from getting at one another. The low light and soft music scream couples-porn. After she expertly juices up his rod, Carmen takes it deep in her pussy. It’s nice to see that safe sex exists even among the newly married at sea. (Hey the great picture quality makes the condom stand out.) This is a quick scene that shows off Carmen’s body as he leads his load all over her pussy.
Jesse Jane & Scott Nails
Things pick up sexually with Jesse sucking Scott’s cock. She is the first mate on a pirate hunting ship and is a one-woman morale boosting squad. Since this movie we have seen Jesse’s sexual energy explode so some of you won’t be a shocked by the heat as I was the first time I saw it. She rides that big cock like she wants to break it off and takes a big load all over her pretty face.
Teagan Presley & Devon and Evan Stone
After nearly twenty minutes of story and sword play, we return to the action. Evan’s hunt for the pirates has led him into the arms of a pair of hard working girls. They get him drunk and then give him a pirate hunting fantasy that includes no bloodshed, but a lot of cock sucking. With Teagan back in the shadows, Devon takes over this scene. That fact originally disappointed me when I first reviewed Pirates. I would still rather see more of Teagan, but Devon shows a great deal of energy in this scene. Face down for doggy she takes every inch and actually seems to be trying to fuck more like Jesse. She even throws her feet back behind her head to get slammed while Teagan masturbates. The girls chant “you’re the greatest pirate hunter in the world” as he unloads all over their faces. More Teagan and more light would help, but this is still pretty good.
Jesse Jane & Steven St. Croix
Old lovers Jesse and Steven hook up for a grudge fuck. The emotion certainly fits her crazed style. As she did in the first scene, Jesse attacks the cock with her mouth and this time easily downs the meat before her. They burn through another fast fuck until he leaves his load on her body. Jesse is off again, breaking Steven’s heart and leaving him crying like a little girl.
Carmen Luvana & Jenaveve Jolie
Carmen is kidnapped and made part of a bachelor party show with Jenaveve. The girls put on a show for a bunch of lusty pirates. Despite her rough talk, Jenaveve assures Carmen that it’s all a show and encourages her to lean back and enjoy it. No problem there. Carmen struggles briefly but has her legs up in the air soon enough. Girl/girl features scenes usually bore me and make me want to go get a snack until they are finished. This one has genuine energy a lot of heat and two of the best bodies in all of porn. This is a lot of fun.
Austyn Moore & Evan Stone
Trapped in a burning building, Jesse and Evan seem doomed. Along comes love struck hooker Austyn Moore. She will free them, but only if her “true love” gives her what she wants. Luckily what she wants is his hard cock. The flames light the way as he helps her slide up and down on his rod with her mouth. I’ve always loved Austyn and think she is just a bit underrated. The shadows are heavy in this one again, but her body is fantastic and the flames add a nice touch. He finishes with a shot right on her pretty face.
Janine & Tommy Gunn
This scene features perhaps the best line in the movie. Janine and Tommy are having trust issues and she forces him to pleasure her at knifepoint. Holding the blade inches from his face, she drops trou and barks “now lick it.” Like any guy would have to be told twice. She returns the favor, sucking his cock like she’s been doing this for year. (She had been, just not on camera.) Janine and Tommy have great chemistry and fuck pretty damn hard. Like all the other scenes in this movie, this one is short enough that it never runs out of steam. He leaves a big load on her face and she licks up every last drop like she was born to be a naughty gonzo girl.
Carmen Luvana & Jesse Jane
While confessing her terrible act of sex with another woman to Jesse, Carmen falls right into another lesbian tryst. This battle of the contract blondes gets rough right away. The girls slap each other, spit and are clearly engaged in a battle for the ages. Jesse knows just how work her friend over and we end up with a scene that is as much a wrestling match as it is a sex scene. Some anal finger play highlights the action here and little Carmen proves to be quite the pussy loving slut.
Carmen Luvana & Kris Slater
There is enough story in between scenes to make us forget that we have already seen these two go at it. They are happily reunited and happily naked together in seconds. Once again they fuck in a sweet, shadowy scene that shows off Carmen’s great ass. She sucks his cock right out of her pussy this time and takes his load all over her pretty face.
Jesse Jane & Janine
The grand finale between Jesse and Janine is hot. With a little buffer between g/g scenes we’re all ready to go. Janine wants to turn her life around and become a pirate hunter. Apparently Jesse can tell she is sincere by the way she kisses. Whatever, we have been waiting for this moment and these two blonde hellcats tear into each other. The first two lesbian scenes were just a warm up for this one. Janine tries holding Jesse down, but again they have to wrestle with one another. Give Jesse credit for holding her own with Janine in this scene. It’s the sort of superstar pairing that
Bonus: Bloopers, Photo Galleries, Trailers, Bios and a bunch of BTS stuff. One focuses on the special effects, another features the audition videos and we get to watch the short film that inspired Pirates. In addition there is a full blow BTS featurette to enjoy.
