Carmen Goes South
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
110 Mins.
Wicked
www.WickedPictures.com
DIRECTOR: David Stanley
THEMES: Comedy,
CONDOMS: None
2008
2/08
STARS: Carmen Hart, August, Exotica, Ryder Skye, Barrett Blade, Marcus London, Steven St. Croix
REVIEW-
This is the latest comedy from Wicked and David Stanley. It stars contract girl Carmen Hart as the star of her own reality TV show. In Blair Witch fashion the entire crew just vanished one day. No one knew what happened until a hiker happened upon some video tapes that show the final days of Carmen and her crew. We get to watch as they head to the backwoods of Texas to meet a contest winner. The family they encounter is your basic porno version of a redneck klan. We get mullet jokes, incest jokes and the usual stuff. The script is pretty funny, but the sex takes a back seat far too often. There are long segments where the movie forgets that it is a porno. While that offers some good laughs, it hurts the overall sexual heat. When we do focus on the sex, things aren’t bad. Carmen is really easy on the eyes and shows off some skills in the movie’s finale. August shows up to add her usual heat to the mix. She looks so good in her cut shorts that even the long dialog sequences fly by faster with her around. Only putting her in one sex scene is probably a mistake, but at least it’s a good one. The pleasant surprise here is Ryder Skye. She looks great in the limo with Carmen and then shines in a three way with Exotica. Nice to see this girl land a role in a feature, but still put out gonzo energy. You all know that I’ve been a big fan of David Stanley’s work for a long time. This one isn’t bad, but it tries way, way too hard and short changes us on the sex. There are certainly better comedies out there, but few have Ryder in a limo, August in jean shorts and a dude in a TCM mask.
Carmen Hart & Ryder Skye
On the way to meet the winner of the contest, Carmen is in full diva mode. She shouts into her phone, yells at the limo driver and finally orders her assistant to eat her pussy. Proving that she isn’t totally selfish, Carmen returns the favor. The cramped limo isn’t a problem as the girls stretch out in the back seat, do each other and then sprawl out so they can rub off together. Not a bad opening scene and Carmen should be in a good mood.
The movie takes a long break between sex scenes as Carmen meets the family. There are a lot of wigs, bad accents and some funny lines, but it goes on forever. With just one obligatory veggie scene in the first thirty minutes, this one feels a bit too long on the dialog and short on the action.
August & Steven St. Croix
The strange dinner party comes to a head when August and Steven stop fucking around under the table and just bone for everyone to see. Even after such a long wait, August raises the sexual intensity considerably I love the way she looks in her tight shorts as she sucks his cock. They condom up and he gets her out of those shorts for some hard standing doggy. They move to the ground where he can pump away on her as hard as possible. I just saw August give a great anal scene and this isn’t quite as hot as that one, but it still brightens up the action and features a pretty big shot all over her tight body.
Exotica & Barrett Blade
Showing off some hillbilly phone sex (with tin cans) Barrett and Exotica go next. They mix in some bestiality talk to go along with their sexy play. This is another scene with a lot of shadows, but we don’t lose as much heat as we did when August was the one doing the fucking. She rides in reverse cowgirl, shaking her tits and working hard to push every possible inch of dick into her. The blowjob is pretty good here with Exotica wearing her hat and easily taking the short thrusts Barrett gives her. He squirts his load onto her tits. This is pretty much a throw away scene.
Ryder Sky, Exotica & Barrett Blade
Exotica decides that Ryder really needs to learn how to suck dick and decides to help her. With annoying disco lights in the background, the girls pass the modest meat back and forth, sucking it until it glistens with spit. He rubbers up and starts fucking the pretty young assistant. With the long dialog breaks in between it seems odd to basically pair the same two people up for back to back scenes. I really hate the lighting here, but Ryder has a really nice body and I’m glad she came back for a second scene. Exotica shows a little more energy this time around, but we just watched her fucked by Barrett. What’s the point? He shoots his load all over Ryder. More of her would have been a good idea.
Carmen Hart & Marcus London
Not to give away the ending, the contest winner isn’t a mutilated monster, but a moonshine loving Englishman. That share a few glasses and end up getting freaking on his couch. At least the overdone hillbilly stuff is out of the way for this scene. In its place is a basic couch porn scene. We could watch her suck all day, but that would cheat us out of the chance to see her in reverse cowgirl. Carmen really gets into the blowjob, nearly starting a fire with her hand and mouth on his unit. She really looks good in reverse cowgirl, fucking like she really likes this guy. He blasts all over her body and it looks to be true love.
Bonus: Trailer, BTS, Star Gallery, Photo Gallery, Star Stats, Trailers, Promo Reel & Bonus Scene between Carmen and Voodoo.
