Gov Love
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
90 Mins.
Hustler
www.Hustler.com
DIRECTOR: Stuart Canterbury
THEMES: Parody, Hookers
CONDOMS: None Noted
2008
4/08
STARS: Kayla Paige, Emma Heart, Angela Stone, Veronica Jett, Kissy Kapri, Marcus London, Dino Bravo, Van Damage & Mike Horner
Gov LoveREVIEW-
Wow this didn’t take long. Hustler jumped all over the Elliot Spitzer thing and turned into a sex comedy starring Mike Horner as the horny Gov and Cassandra Cruz as the would-be star moonlighting as a hooker. Stuart Canterbury is the man in charge and he has a long resume that makes him perfect for this project. Unfortunately it just doesn’t come off like it could. There are some really funny lines here. For that they deserve a lot of credit. The actual scandal isn’t nearly as interesting as it might have been so they have to spin a basic politician fucks hooker story into a script. Sexually the movie is vanilla to the point of being boring. Everything is fine technically. Fine, but unspectacular and bland. Some of the girls are kind of cute and a few of the scenes stand out. Cassandra is worth waiting for. She is great looking and fucks better than just about anyone else in the movie. The story is written to only give her one scene, but that was probably a mistake. Also in the mistake column is the decision to put Emma and Kissy in a veggie scene together. These cuties might have made two boy/girl scenes work. Instead we have mostly average and forgettable pairings. Veronica Jett is the exception, showing good energy as a horny special agent who fucks as hard as she hookers she busts. As porn goes, Gov Love is a cool idea, but is as boring and easily forgettable as the Governor is lampoons and the scandal that inspired it.
Kayla Paige & Dino Bravo
The hookers aren’t the only ones getting action. The madam and her man book the hook up with the Gov and then work off a little steam themselves. From the looks of things Kayla may have personally trained all of her girls. She goes right after the cock with her hungry mouth and does a really good job of keeping him happy. This is a fairly basic scene though and about as vanilla as porn can get. He pulls her up on the desk and starts fucking. There is nothing wrong here, in fact the dirty talk during the RC is pretty good. It’s just kind of ordinary and we have to hope that things will pick up considerably before the end of the movie.
Angela Stone & Marcus London
While the Governor is off to Washington, his assistant gets it on with a naughty blonde lobbyist. Angela gets very excited when he eats her pussy and then gives a decent blowjob. This scene feels exactly like the first with a decent looking woman turning in an average but ultimately forgettable performance. Marcus works up a sweat fucking her from behind, but don’t expect the same results at home. The reverse cowgirl is pretty good, but even with a facial this scene barely gets to lukewarm.
Veronica Jett & Van Damage
The FBI is ready to catch the Governor in the act, but they are heating things up on their own. Two special agents get busy in bed and little Veronica Jett tries to prove that cops can fuck like hookers. So far she is the best performer of the movie, giving a better than average blowjob and at least putting a little energy into the action. Van gets rid of her glasses and starts fucking her little body from behind. He fucks her hard and she takes every inch like a horny young thing should. I think that this scene stands out because the others are so weak, but it is worth a look. If the other girls could fuck with this much energy, the whole movie would have been better. After a hot little fuck, Van pulls out and shoots all over her belly.
Emma Heart & Kissy Kapri
With the top girl off fucking the Gov, these two little hookers entertain themselves. Oh boy, vanilla veggie sex in the middle of a forgettable smut flick. It’s kind of a shame to waste two of the cuter chicks in the movie in a scene with one another. Emma is especially easy on the eyes and seems to be driven crazy by Kissy’s probing tongue. The prolonged 69 runs out of steam long before they switch positions and I’m starting to count the minutes until this movie is over. Sharing a double dong, the girls go butt to butt for some good looking footage. It actually isn’t bad, but still isn’t hot enough to really raise your temperature unless you are really into veggie sex.
Cassandra Cruz & Mike Horner
Now for the main event. Cassandra definitely has the potential to become a star. She has the Governor’s cock rising in her mouth in no time at all. The eye contact is better than in the other scenes. This is the kind of girl that guys would pay for. She has full lips and great hair that make the action look as good as it must feel. The horny politician gets his call girl in the mood with some tongue and finger action. Looks like that little hole is plenty wet and tight as can be. She gets on top and starts bouncing like she can’t wait to get him inside of her. Doggy style gives us a great view of her body and allows her long hair to be used as reigns while he takes from behind. He also has a good time smacking his cock on her lovely cheeks while taking a break from fucking her raw. They finish up with a semi-facial for this skilled hooker. His whole life is about to change, but Cassandra almost seems worth it.
Bonus: BTS, Slide Show, Trailers
