Circa 82
MOVIE TYPE:
116 Mins.
Vivid-alt
www.Vivid.com
DIRECTOR: Dave Naz
THEMES: Punk Rock
CONDOMS: None Noted
2008
1/08
STARS: Ashley Blue, Sasha Grey, Maya Hills, Lexi Belle, Madison Young, Tony T, Julius Ceazher, Daniel, Alex Gonz, Jenner
Circa 82
REVIEW-
Beverly Hills/Century City/Everything’s So Nice and Pretty…..If those words mean anything to you then you’re going to have fun with this movie. At the very least you will have fun with the music. The Circles Jerks provide the musical backdrop for Dave Naz’s latest alt-porn effort. It is a pretty straight forward movie really. Five scenes with pretty good looking girls wearing clothes that certainly fit the early 80’s feel. That’s really about it though. There isn’t a story to follow and the dialog is hardly worth mentioning. (A few dated pop culture references and some really bad acting.) What makes this movie stand out beyond the music is the style. This movie actually looks like something that was shot in 1982. The picture has a strange quality that makes it look old, but not grainy. Even some of the editing looks decades old. Some of it is pure alt-porn and that drives me right up the fucking wall. Between the circa 1982 editing and the frantic ADD alt-porn style, most of the strokeability is drained from every scene. That’s too bad because some of the girls are pretty damn hot. Ashley Blue and Sasha Grey as already fun to watch and even swimming upstream, they manage to give us something pretty good. There is some sexual heat here, but I think it gets lost in just a little too much style and attitude. I think this is an interesting movie that kept me watching, but there is just a little too much alt and not quite enough porn.
If that struck a chord in your mind, then you’re all set to watch Dave Naz’s “Circa 82.”
Ashley Blue & Tony T
No time for set up. Ashley is on her knees with Tony’s hands guiding her head. I’m not crazy about the way the action is shot. There are some odd quick cuts and a strong feeling of disassociation caused by some of the camera angles. I’m guessing that’s on purpose and it makes the action look like an early 80’s porn film. I just don’t like it from a jerk off standpoint. They get into some rough throat play and Ashley takes it up the ass. For the most part Tony stays quiet though, letting the music, Ashley’s moans and the slapping sound when he spanks her ass do all the talking. The anal sex is hard and hot, making it much better than the quarter-century old porn it is supposed to look like. Tony picks her up and drops that ass down around his meat. The shaky camera style is about the only thing keeping this from being a top-notch gonzo stroke scene. Ashley takes it up the ass like the anal queen she is. She takes his cum and then is upset when Tony is already on the phone before she can even lace up her shoes to go home.
Maya Hills & Jenner
After stunning dialog about pigs and beer that last just long enough for us to notice that there is nothing 1982 about Jenner’s facial hair, he and Maya slide off the couch for some basic porno sex. With the same visual style in place, Maya sucks balls before bending over to get nailed. The bleached out hair she is sporting isn’t exactly doing her any favors. What works her is the way Maya just lets loose verbally. With the cuts coming quicker than you can count, the scene lacks some focus, but has a certain style. I love the energy here and without the wood killing style, this would be another great stroke flick. Instead it is a solid little effort with a big load landing all over Maya’s face.
Lexi Belle & Daniel
TV without writers? No way. Lexi was ahead of her time. There is nothing really different about this scene. It has less of a dated look overall with basic lighting and such. The choppy edits and wobbly camera work are still in place. If you loved that during the first two scenes then this just give you more to enjoy. Lexi is cute and shows good energy, but on that level this scene can’t touch the first two. She isn’t bad as eye candy, but they were probably wise to bury this scene in the middle of the movie. She spins around to take a shot on the face, but this one just didn’t generate much heat.
Sasha Grey & Julius Ceazher
Because nothing says 80’s punk like a black dude pissing in a white chick’s mouth, we get an IR moment. Sasha watches Julius pee, asks to taste it and then takes his hard dick in her mouth. We don’t know for sure that it’s fake, but come on. He pees in her mouth but we don’t see it? Moving out of the bathroom Sasha continues to gag on that big dick as she shoves it to the back of her throat. He bends her over and fucks her pale flesh with a good deal of urgency. Sasha is one of those rare performers with the ability to make every scene look like a winner. The standing doggy is hot even with the camera all over the place. This scene is carried by Sasha‘s energy and the face that her hot little body looks good from any angle. They finish it up with a facial. Sasha is just hot, any time any place.
Madison Young & Alex Gonz
Get ready for a ten second critique of Def Leppard before the next scene. Madison likes the spandex rockers almost as much as she likes sucking a big hard cock. Alex feeds her the meat and then bends her over to fuck that pussy from behind. They fuck hard with Ashley watching, but the cut aways to Ms. Blue chewing cum are just wood killers. Eventually she stops chewing gum and starts sucking dick. Ashley fades away again so that the redheaded slut can get fucked up her ass. Madison screams loud enough to wake half the Valley. That big mouth is put to good use when he dumps a load of ball batter right there for to swallow.
Bonus: Photo Gallery, Trailers & BTS by Ashley Blue
