Housewives of Amber Lane
MOVIE TYPE:
116 Mins.
Wicked
www.WickedPictures.com
DIRECTOR: Randy Spears
THEMES: Big Tits, Sex in the Workplace
CONDOMS: None
2008
11/07
STARS: Amber Lynn, Austin Kincaid, Diana Doll, Michelle McLaren, Phoenix Marie, India Summer, Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Randy Spears, John West, Marco Banderas
Housewives of Amber Lane
REVIEW-
This latest Randy Spears effort takes on the MILF genre. Sticking with the way Wicked does things, there is a little bit of a story here. It isn’t much, but it gives the performers something to do in between scenes. Basically every wife on this street is horny and looking to score. That makes things easy on the guys. All they have to do is show up, ignore their wives or drop a few sweet words and they get laid. The sex is pretty soft, but the women are nice looking. Both of these factors differentiates this flick from the other MILF movies on the shelf. No power fucking, but it won’t hurt your eyes to look either. I wanted to see Amber Lynn, but I got a DVD with something all over it (Oh stop, not that.) so her scene wouldn’t play for me. Other critics have reviewed it and I think that I probably missed the best scene of the bunch. Factor that into the overall rating and enjoy a nice looking movie dedicated to seasoned, horny ladies and the games they play.
India Summer & Randy Spears
After his nightly walk, Randy tells India that his neighbors seem to enjoy fucking in front of open windows. The story turns her on and they do some humping of their own, right in front of the fire. Apparently all that talk of people fucking in full view has the thin brunette hot, ready to suck and feel her man’s throbbing pole deep in her folds. This is a pretty basic little scene with some nice ass shots as India rides. She leaves her stripper heels on, proving that this really isn’t your ordinary neighborhood and providing Randy with something to nut all over as he jerks off on her feet.
Phoenix Marie & Marco Banderas
Horny housewife Phoenix interviews a new gardener. With her husband gone, she needs a lot of help around the house. Apparently she also needs some help in the bedroom. She attacks him and delivers a very enthusiastic blowjob. The angles are too soft and it kills off most of the heat. That’s too bad because this girl really seems to like working meat with her lips. Marco condoms up and bends her over for some really hard pounding doggy. This is another rather vanilla scene with decent energy and a nice view of Phoenix’s hot body. Any guy would be happy to work in her hard if it also meant that they get to plow her pussy and spray down her big tits.
Michelle McLaren & John West
Michelle is nervous about going back to dance at a club. She feels old and just needs some reassurance. John tells her that she doesn’t have to dance, but that she is as beautiful as ever. He better hope that she doesn’t melt and give up the pussy to every guy who tells her that. Using those pumped up lips on his cock, she shows us all how she went from stripper to hot wife and right back again. They keep her clothes on to cover some tats for much of this scene. I like the lack of orange tint to the scene, but even a big facial shot can’t save this from being average and ultimately forgettable.
Diana Doll & Randy West
On his next trip out, Randy doesn’t catch anyone having sex. He brings some cookies to his new neighbor and she thanks him with some sex. This pretty blonde is anything but forgettable and happily gobbles his knob while ignoring the cookies. The blowjob is pretty good, but the soft angles really turn any great blowjob into something best suited for couples. He finds her pussy quite inviting and dips his rubber-covered wick right into the new slut in town. She even sucks him with the condom still on just to get a taste of herself. Diana is the best looking woman in this movie by a long shot and even with the orange glow back this is a pretty hot scene. He pulls off the rubber and shoots all over her tits, letting the sexy blonde suck the final few drops out herself.
Austin Kincaid & Nick Manning
Nick’s wife is feeling old and she needs his affection to feel good about herself. The set up is kind of sweet and romantic, but Nick immediately starts growling at her like Conan when she blows him. That pretty much kills the couples angle and with the softer sex, the raincoater crowd isn’t tuning in. What’s left? A busty wife fucked by a guy for whom the mute button was invented? Yeah, no thanks. He cums all over her face but I already tuned out.
Amber Lynn & Even Stone
Amber Lynn is the big finale here. (Hey, didn’t she perform as Amber Lane once? Interesting trivia.) She is in a big rush to get to work, but Evan convinces her to stick around just a bit. Beyond that I can’t tell you what happens. The DVD froze up on me. I checked it and found something all over the edge of the DVD. It wouldn’t wash off so I was stuck there. I have seen other reviews of the scene so I know that I just got a bad DVD.
