Whale Tail 3
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
130 Mins.
Smash Pictures
www.SmashPictures.com
DIRECTOR: David Lord
THEMES: Thongs
CONDOMS:
2008
2/08
STARS: Missy Stone, Emma Cummings, Stephanie Cane, Lexi Belle, Phoenix Marie, Nick Manning, Derrick Pierce, Van Damage,
Whale Tail 3
REVIEW-
This is a pretty narrow focus for a movie. The whale tail is the look we get when a girl has her thong visible. That’s pretty damn specific. We would think that the tease might feature the garment and there is enough of that to make it live up to the title. Eventually though, the thon must come off and we have a basic suck and fuck flick. That’s the problem. Most of the scenes are forgettable. Phoenix Marie is a pretty good looking girl, but her scene is just not anything special. Missy Stone is usually sexy, but she and Nick has as much heat together as an ice try. Emma and Lexi turn in pretty good scenes. If you really like whale tails, stick around for this pair. There are a few moments where the heat shines through, but mostly this is a movie you can forget as soon as it’s over.
Phoenix Marie & Christian
For a movie that is filled with cute little whale tale set ups, the opener is just standard stuff. Phoenix teases and shakes her ass a bit, showing off the thong that vanishes between her sizeable cheeks. He enjoys her ass, burying his face between her cheeks and eating like crazy. This is pretty standard stuff with decent cock sucking, a bit of tit fucking and even some boob slapping by the busty blonde. To really have fun with her ass Christian bends Phoenix over and fucks the cheeks of her butt like they are big tits. They fuck, but it’s really average stuff. Nothing great from an energy or eye candy standpoint.
Missy Stone & Nick Manning
Missy is outside watering the plants. Nick gets a good look at the pink whale tale she has poking out from her jean skirt and asks her to come inside to water the plants inside as well. Instead of watering, she drops right to her knees and starts sucking. This is rather average stuff as well. Missy is cute, but as usual she is not helped out by Nick. He stays mostly quiet which is a good thing, but just doesn’t really do much to get a good scene from her. Why in the world he chooses to scream into her twat while he’s eating it is anyone’s guess. As much as I like Missy, this scene is just boring. She makes all the right noises and he pounds away on her as hard as he can, but there isn’t a single spark here. They do anal and it’s hard with a lot of painfully bad growling from Nick, but nothing can save this from being another instantly forgettable fuck scene. What makes it worse is that during the anal with Nick blathering on and on we all know that his signature line is on its way. I just decided to skip it and move to the next scene. (Haven’t done that in 12 years, but there is nothing Nick can scream at the end that can save this.)
Emma Cummings & Jenner
Without any sort of set up, this one falls back on Emma’s big butt and her thong. Jenner pulls the garment up between her big cheeks and helps Emma out of her jeans. He pulls her back onto his face, letting her smother him with pussy while he tears off her panties. She works her mouth up and down on his cock, giving us the best action so far in the movie. When she rolls onto her back it looks like Emma may have just had a baby. I haven’t noticed that before. She has good energy and this is a big step up from the first two scenes, but it is still far from great. We get some anal action with the big bootied- brunette riding hard in RCA. She turns around after doggy and takes that big load in her mouth and on her tits. This is the first time in the movie I have actually been impressed.
Stephanie Cane & Derrick Pierce
Taking her tail out on the road, Stephanie creates a major hazard for cyclist Derrick Pierce. He chases her down and crashes into some bushes. Stephanie rushes back to help and offers first aid back at her place. Since this is porno, she doesn’t offer him a band aid, but instead takes his cock into her pretty little mouth. The little bit of tease and set up help, but Stephanie makes things even better by being an energetic little cock sucker. He pulls her on top of him and she works her little hips and down really nicely. This is the sort of scene that we can really enjoy. It features a good looking young girl and energetic sex. I don’t know why they opened with the flat scenes, but there are some at the back of this disc that are worth watching. She makes the crash well worth it by giving up that young box for some serious fucking. The scene goes on a bit too long before the facial, but it is tough to complain about the best action the movie has given us so far.
Lexi Belle & Van Damage
OK, if you like thong tease footage, just skip to the final and enjoy Lexi shaking her money maker. Van has fun playing with her ass, but this dirty blonde wants some serious dick action. She bends over on the couch, shows of her thong and eats man meat like it’s going out of style. Taking it deep she shows an energy and enthusiasm. Her body looks great and we get plenty ass shots along the way. Why did they bury the best scenes at the end of this movie? Lexi takes a shot right on her cute face and smiles to say good night to us all.
Bonus: Photo Galleries, BTS, Trailers
