Get Smartass

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

104 Mins.

Hustler

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DIRECTOR: Stuart Canterbury

THEMES: Comedy

CONDOMS: None Noted

2008

6/08

STARS: Kayla Paige, Veronica Rayne, Britney Amber, Eden Adams, Envi, Veronica Jett, Dino Bravo, Rod Fontana, Tony DeSergio

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REVIEW-

Porn parodies are all the rage. I’m pretty sure someone already did a “Get Smart” and it makes sense that there would be another. With the mainstream flick in the theaters this summer now is a good time to break out the shoe phones, silly organization names and probably a few “missed it by that much” lines. Dino Bravo and Veronica Rayne play the leads, but they both wait until late in the movie to fuck. There are some funny lines here, but they mostly just string together some rather forgettable sex scenes. Kayla, Veronica and Britney look good and have decent scenes. Eden and Envi are super cute together and have good head. Overall this is a fun movie to watch. It’s worth a few laughs and isn’t horrible sexually. Compared to some of the other features I’ve seen lately, average sex scenes and a good laugh makes Get Smartass better than average.

Kayla Paige

Kontrol Agent Lara-Butt is in trouble. He hasn’t been laid in a while and won’t be able to resist Kayla Paige’s charms. Oh hell, he doesn’t even try. She knows just what to do, taking his dick into her mouth, pretending it is big enough to gag her as she thoroughly licks it up and down. The blowjob lasts for a while which is a nice change. When she gets on top, Kayla fucks him hard enough that her implants look ready to pop out. The sexual energy is decent though she seems to get a little bored as we linger on each position a little too long. I like the leg shots in spoon, but there is not nearly enough energy to carry this scene past the first 90 seconds of any position. He finally shoots all over her pussy and sends us to the next scene.

Britney Amber & Rod Fontana

Even the Chief is not immune from the pleasures of the flesh. He doesn’t put up much of a fight either, but this doe-eyed blonde wouldn’t take no for an answer if he tried. She lets her big tits fall out of her top and then starts sucking his seasoned cock like it’s the sweetest meat she has ever sampled. No lack of energy here. She gets on top and works her hips in small circles before bouncing up and down like she wants to break his hip. When she turns around, Rod holds her cheeks open, giving us a good view of that tight little asshole of hers. Her hot little body looks good from any angle, but the cameraman chooses some questionable shots at times during this scene. Though the action goes on longer than it should, Britney is worth watching all the way up to the big load she takes on her belly.

Eden Adams, Envi

Looking for the perfect agent to seduce Maxwell Smartass, the evil leader of PENIS has these two little blondes show him their best. They do a little synchronized stripping and diddle themselves until any man would be crazy not to dive in. Instead it is the girls who do the diving, setting themselves up for a hot blonde teen lesbian tryst. The licking is nice, but watching these two share a double-headed dong is really good stuff. If you like them barely legal and starved for pussy then check these hotties out.

Veronica Jett & Dino Bravo

Apparently the blondes don’t win the job. Too bad for Max. He ends up with Veronica Jett who isn’t bad of course, but isn’t quite as mouth watering as the girls we just saw. She spends a long time sucking his cock, first in her red dress and then with just her thong and heels on. Veronica is all ready to ride and hauls her skinny frame on top to make his dick disappear. This is a pretty basic sex scene that ends with one of the only facials of the movie. Nothing special though.

Veronica Rayne & Tony DeSergio

Posing as a new recruit, Veronica tries out for the big boss and shows that she can cut it. She whips out her big guns and distracts him while she goes looking for his meat. Moving into position she slides her lips over his cock while grinding her pussy on his face. She is certainly living up to her name (Agent 69) during this wild oral ride. When she gets on top, Veronica works hard enough to make her big boobs bounce. That isn’t an easy task, but she does a fine job. Tony bends her over to work that pussy from behind for a while. We get some nice close up shots during the spoon and Tony hammers away on that pussy until he’s damn near exhausted. They finish up with some tit fucking and a load fired all over her twin missiles. I’m not sure if that is good triumphing over evil or just evil spooging all over good, but it makes for great porn.

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