This Ain’t the Munsters XXX
This Ain’t the Munsters XXXMOVIE TYPE: Feature
93 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Anton Slayer
THEMES: Comedy, Make Up
CONDOMS: None
2008
4/08
STARS: Lee Stone, Roxy Deville, Shawna Lenee, Trent Soluri, Gavin Wells, Jenna Haze, Victoria Sin, Aiden Starr, Sammie Rhodes, Whitney Stevens, Mick Blue, Evan Stone & Voodoo
REVIEW-
This is the first of at least two sitcom parodies hitting the shelves this month. Following up on the success of Not the Bradys XXX, Hustler has put the Munsters through the same porno prism. I may be wrong, but I just don’t see the same sexual possibilities with the Munsters that we had with the Brady movie. There is a lot of comedy here, some really good make up and a story that actually isn’t bad. Lee Stone and Roxy Deville are great in the lead roles. They don’t have to carry the sexual action though. For that we have Jenna Haze and Whitney Stevens. Add these scenes to the growing list of strokeable fucks for these two awesome performers. Jenna gives the best performance and Whitney is right behind her. Shawna Lenee gives a very hot scene as well. This movie gets high marks for effort. They did a nice job making the flick look like the old sitcom and feel like it. Bonus points for the black and white option on the DVD. Sexually this movie didn’t blow me away. The best scenes are outside of the core of the movie and that’s not great. On the other hand, we get to watch a cute, funny movie and still get to see Jenna and Whitney fuck. This ain’t the Munsters, but it aint’ half bad either.
Sammie Rhodes
Things start out with a quick but hot solo scene. Sammie sits in a chair masturbating. Nothing wrong with that. She’s got those long legs spread and lets her fingers do the walking. Some toy play finishes it up and then we’re off to the story.
Shawna Lenee & Mick Blue
Pretty Lilly meets her on line boyfriend and has him right at home in no time. She gives him quite a quick blowjob and then opens up her pussy for some hot fucking. Since she’s the normal girl in the family there isn’t a whole lot costume or sitcom appeal, but it’s a hot little scene I suppose. Shawna is a pretty good dirty talker and does a really great job of showing off her assets as Mick pounds her in cowgirl. They finish off with a shot on her face. Not a bad scene to set the tone.
Whitney Stevens & Evan Stone
Grandpa is a shape shifter and he takes full advantage of some anniversary sex. He transforms into Evan just in time for him to get some pussy from his hot girl Whitney. She opens up and takes his big cock as far as she can while tugging on his huge balls. They get up on the desk and start fucking. This is going to be one of the best scenes of the movie for sure. Whitney is always hot, has her big tits on display and gets slammed by Evan. Like the last scene this one is straight forward sex with a great looking girl and good energy. They cut the facial short, but this is still a lot of fun to watch.
Victoria Sin, Aiden Starr & Trent
Young Eddie is a rock star and has a sex tape to show just how big a star he is. It’s somewhat grainy looking to make it more authentic and certainly gets off to a hot start with Victoria downing his cock. In true rockstar fashion, Eddie gets blown by the waitress who brings him a drink as well. The girls take turns fucking him. This is a decent scene, but after the last one anything short of hot is going to seem a bit down. This is a three-way fuck with a green filter, two decent looking girls and just enough sexual energy to keep me from falling asleep. As a celebrity sex tape, this wouldn’t beat Paris’, but it’s a whole lot hotter than Screech’s. The girls swap cum at the end, capping a mostly forgettable scene.
Jenna Haze & Voodoo
The Munsters aren’t the only ones who have fun in the cemetery. Dirty Jenna Haze wants a piece of her man’s big meat right in there with the dead bodies. The blowjob here is way too short, but Jenna makes it full while it lasts thanks to some great eye contact and hand motion. He pulls her up and slides that big dick right into her tight little pussy. Jenna is always a hot fuck and when she works with a good male performer her scenes are as good as anyone’s. She takes her turn on top and fucks that big stick like a girl who truly can’t get enough. There is some great doggy here and a facial that should not be missed. In a movie filled with scenes that could be hotter and longer, this one works about as well as could be expected.
Roxy DeVille & Lee Stone
Herman and Lilly finally get to celebrate and he has picked up a new cock for her. She is thrilled by the gift and sucks it to full size in about five seconds. This is the full on make up sex scene with both of them all nice and green for the action. Roxy is a pretty hot chick even as someone who is supposed to be undead. It’s a pretty basic scene though. So if you aren’t into the idea of the Munsters boning then Jenna and Whitney were your best chances to bust one. Lee Shoots one all over his wife’s bright red lips bringing the movie to a close.
Bonus: Play the movie in black and white (Sitcom style), Pick a Star, Bloopers, Bonus Scenes (Jenna Haze from A List 2 and Roxy DeVille from Cum Stain Girls), Making of, Meet the Cast (Text Bios), Family Album, Slide Show
