Not Bewtiched XXX
Not Bewtiched XXXMOVIE TYPE: Feature
142 Mins.
Adam & Eve/X Play
DIRECTOR: Will Ryder
THEMES: Comedy
CONDOMS: None Noted
2008
3/08
STARS: Jenna Haze, Teagan, Eva Angelina, Sasha Grey, Aurora Snow, Sunny Lane, Michelle Avanti, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole, Madison Ivy, Kelly Skyline, Winder Sky, Mike Horner, James Deen, James Bartholet, Nina Hartley, Ron Jeremy
REVIEW-
It’s time for the latest sitcom parody from the folks who brought us Not the Bradys XXX. That movie combined comedy, natural sex appeal and a great cast to create a fantastic porn flick. Bewitched doesn’t have the natural sex appeal that the Brady Bunch has, but the way this movie is written we get a story that is both true to the original and pretty damn sexy. Jenna Haze and Mike Horner play the leads in this movie and they do so very well. We only get to see Jenna in one sex scene, but it is fantastic. Combine that with her great performance and this movie should solidify here as the leading candidate for Performer of the Year. There are some stand out non-sex roles as well. Ron Jeremy is funny as Dr. Bombay and Nina Hartley is perfect as Samantha’s mother. In typical sitcom style, things get complicated quickly and must be fixed before the whole thing unravels. On her first birthday, young Tabitha is turned in an 18 year old by her senile aunt. Everyone is in a panic to change her back before they have to explain everything to Darren’s boss or the nose neighbor. The funniest thing about the story is that it isn’t really that far off from something we would have seen from the old TV show. Young Tabitha is turned into a horny teen. She turns in a pair of scenes including a great boy/girl that should not be missed. Sahsa Grey and Eva Angelina also pop in with very hot sex scenes. I really like the sex scenes in this movie. They are still feature sex scenes, but are better than most. Is this movie better than Not the Bradys XXX? That’s not really the issue. It stands on its own really well. The story is cute, sexy and quite true to the show. The cast is very hot and sexually explosive, the dialog is sharp, funny and well-delivered. The sex scenes are better than your average feature and never get boring. I’d say that Not Bewitched XXX is the prohibitive favorite for Best Comedy of 2008.
After fifteen minutes of story we get the first sex scene. It’s a tack-on fuck between a couple of models. Left alone in the office, the horny pair can’t help but engage in a bit of desktop boffing. Sasha wastes no time in getting his dick into her mouth and drooling all over it. The modest member is no match of her deep throat skills and she is tickling his balls with her tongue with barely a hint of gag. She has him covers in spit so that his dick fits easily into her hot and hairy hole. Turning up the heat, Sasha shows off dirty talk skills as she power fucks the lucky guy right there on the desk. This is a very hot, high energy scene that instantly puts this movie a notch above some of the other features on the market. By the time she takes a big load right on her tongue I am already hopeful that later scenes will bring this same heat to the table.
One of the side effects of the spell is that Tabitha (Teagan) is fully grown and in desperate need of sexual exploration. She has this hot little body that just begs to be played with. This launches a blistering little solo scene with Teagan fingering her tight pussy until she has learned all of the ins and outs of being a big girl. Using her magical powers she conjures up a big vibrator and goes to town with that as well. She looks fantastic and fucks that big vibrating piece of plastic like she is trying to break it.
Big Lesbian Orgy
Doctor Bombay (Ron Jeremy) pops in, offers to help and then vanishes to his palace where he an oversee a huge lesbian orgy. Those of you tuning in to see Sunny Lane or Aurora Snow will find them here. Both women look great and sort of guide the action with the other half dozen or so girls. There is some great footage with Sunny strapping on some dick to fuck Aurora. Nice action if you dig big girl on girl scenes.
Jenna Haze & Mike Horner
All work and no play makes Darren a dull boy. Samantha does her best to correct that. He eats her pussy for a bit and then turns it over for the best looking blowjob of the movie. Jenna looks cute even in a silly 70’s wig and she works her hands and mouth on that meat like a woman intent on making it explode on command. She rides his dick, but really breaks out the great energy when he gets behind her and fucks that pussy raw. Feature sex isn’t usually this hot so it is great to see Jenna talk dirty, rub her clit and fuck like she’s in love. He pulls out and shoots a big, impressive load all over her flat tummy. I have a feeling we are going to wish we had more scenes of Jenna in this movie.
Michelle Avanti
The nosey neighbor is foiled at every turn, but does end up having some fun. After witnessing what Tabitha can do with her dolls, she does a little magic of her own. She isn’t so frumpy with her clothes off and decides that love with a fully grown black man doll is pretty great. Michelle works that big cock with her mouth. Hey they finally found a way to shut her up. This crazy hot chick rides that big dick and loves every inch. He flips her over and pounds away like he wants to fuck her into next week. They actually work up a serious sweat even before she gives up her ass. The anal is quite energetic with Michelle getting bounced around like rag doll. She smiles as she takes his load on her face. I guess something good finally came from all of her meddling.
Not quite ready for a black man, Teagan turns another of her dolls into a real boy. James Deen comes to life and seems a little stunned at first, but catched on quickly. He finds his way to her pussy with fingers and his tongue, getting everything nice and wet. In return she sucks his cock like a girl who has been doing it for years. Teagan deep throats for a while and then bobs her head quickly while jerking it off. They start fucking and she really ramps up the heat, talking dirty and imploring him to keep his dick pumping deep into her privates. She climbs on top and buries his meat deep into her folds. Like Jenna and Sasha before her, Teagan fucks like she’s not in a feature. James fucks her young pussy with a great deal of energy and we get a scene that is equal parts eye candy and strokeable heat. Ending this scene perfect, Teagan drops to her knees and holds her tongue out while James paints her mouth and face with cum.
There is one final fuck that must occur before everything can return to normal. Eva gets it done with a medical student who can cure Tabitha. She de-frumps pretty well and goes right after the cock in typical Eva fashion. Taking his meat in her mouth, she jerks him to full mast and proves that she is as hot as anyone in the movie. Her free hand stays busy between her lergs as she stares up into the camera and makes us all wish we could be on the other end of this great BJ. He flips her onto her back and loses his cherry in one of the finest pussies you will ever see. The doggy is pretty good, but spoon gives us the best shots and leads easily into another facial. Eva eats up the cum like a good girl and provides a scene that isn’t nearly as anti-climactic as most feature finishers.
Bonus: BTS, Photo Gallery, Audio Commentary, Trailers
