Naked Aces 5 (Blu-Ray)
Naked Aces 5 (Blu-Ray)MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
120 Mins.
Digital Playground
DIRECTOR: Robby D
THEMES: Guns & Girls, Bikinis
CONDOMS: None
2008
5/08
STARS: Shay Jordan, Riley Steele, Kelly Divine, Shawna Lenee, Daisy Marie, James Deen, Erik Everhard, Jerry, Tommy Gunn & Tony DeSergio
REVIEW-
Sometimes porn is simple. Robby D gets that. You see folks, guys like girls. Guys like guns. Guys like girls in bikinis. Guys like girls in bikinis shooting guns. That pretty much is the Naked Aces series in a nutshell. We have seen it work four times already and here is the fifth. Check it out. How funny is this? The evil ninja master has a plan to use the internet to turn all men into zombies who will fuck anything but a chick. The Naked Aces must save the day. Led by DP Girls Shay Jordan and Riley Steele, these gun toting hotties are just the thing to cure the guys of their inanimate fixations. Each girl is in one scene only and that leaves me wanting more Shay. Instead they bring in girls like Kelly, Daisy and Shawna. Nothing wrong with them of course, but any movie that gives us only one Shay scene is missing something. (A second Shay scene naturally.) If you like guns, bikini clad babes, hot sex and a few good laughs then this movie is exactly what you’re looking for.
Daisy Marie & Jerry
Jerry visits the web site and instantly becomes obsessed with a rubber doll. He loves it, strokes it and gives it the full Bud Bundy treatment. Daisy bursts in on the twisted tryst and saves the day. She breaks out the big guns and takes the air out of his fake girl. Her tits are almost as big as the dolls, but quite a bit softer. Daisy shows him that a real mouth can be more fun than a plastic one during a very hot blowjob. Moving on top, she looks over at a giant mirror to watch herself as they fuck. Daisy has such a perfect body that they really should model blow up dolls after her, but I doubt they could duplicate that red hot pussy she’s got. This is a great looking scene with a lot of energy. Any guy who can watch Daisy fucked from behind and still want something inanimate is welcome to his doll. Leave the hotties to guys who want something warm and real. Jerry jerks off on her face while Daisy begs for his cum. She gets a healthy dose as a thank you for a job well done.
Kelly Kline & Tony DeSergio
Tony finds bottles of petroleum jelly to be totally irresistible. Watching him exercise his obsession is both disturbing and hilarious. Kelly Kline shows up spouting action flick dialog and shaking her tits to get his attention. She even lets him incorporate the goo by allowing him to rub it all over her tits. That keeps everything all lubed up and slipper, but it is her mouth that seems to win him over. I hope she cleaned off that shit before she sucked it because that can’t taste good. Her body is still slick as she slides up and down on his rod. Kelly’s a cute girl with a really nice ass so that is the body part we see most of during the action. The action is good, but not great and ends with a sexy facial shot.
Riley Steele & Erik Everhard
Erik has a thing for pies and yes folks, that is every bit as disturbing as it sounds. New DP contract star Riley shows up and gives him a pie of a different sort. Skinny little Riley looks like she should be a Vivid Girl, so we can only hope she fucks better than one. Riley’s pie clearly tastes good because Erik dives into it right away. She also seems to be fairly adept at sucking dick. Erik rolls her over and starts fucking her. She’s so thin that it looks like might break, but her shaved little box handles it well. (And hey if you get bored you can always count her ribs for fun.) That that you are likely to bored. I like Riley’s energy a whole lot. Riley provides the sort of energy we were hoping for and even takes a facial though it isn’t exactly perfectly captured. Look for good things from this wafer-thin cutie.
Shawna Lenee & James Deen
Shawna has to rescue James from his serious case of lotion love. He gets a chance to incorporate the lotion into the fun with the sexy blonde. Shawna has a great looking pussy that James eats like it’s going out of style. She cures him of his obsession quickly by giving up the mouth and the pussy. This provides us with plenty of eye candy especially when she is being drilled from behind with her butt up in the air. James drops the hammer on that pussy pretty well and appears to be over his issues with real pussy by the time he drops a nut onto Shawna’s tight pink hole.
Shay Jordan & Tommy Gunn
With her other Aces taking care of the victims, Shay goes after the mastermind. She and Tommy engage in a quick battle and then settle in for some blistering sex. He warms her up with his tongue in her pussy and then feeds her the dick. As disappointing as it to wait nearly two hours to see Shay with a cock in her mouth, she somehow makes it worth the wait. She swallows that dick and is already working up a sweat before she slides him into her tight little pussy. Her energy is really good these days and Tommy has to really give it t her hard to keep Shay happy. He rolls her onto her side and works deep in there until she’s clawing at the floor. Her body looks great in any position, but doggy is especially good when she’s got the thigh highs going. Tommy finishes her off with a shot right on her beautiful face.
Bonus: Trailers, Photo Gallery, BTS
