Fuckin’ Around in South Beach 3
Fuckin’ Around in South Beach 3MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
180 Mins.
Red Light District
DIRECTOR: Juan Cuba
THEMES: New Girls
CONDOMS: None
2008
4/08
STARS: Britney Blew, Nikki Vee, Mimi Allen, Jessie Electra, Kitty Wildwood, Mark Wood, Lee Bang, C-Lo & Alex Gonz
REVIEW-
It’s time for another Juan Cuba adventure. He and Mark Wood headed down to Florida for some fun and came back with some hot footage. This is a hot collection of girls who haven’t made the rounds in Valley porn yet. That is both good and bad of course. Good because they are fresh and fun. Bad because they can’t always come through with the sort of energy we would like. I liked a lot about this movie. The girls are cute, the sex is great, but man it got old. Juan’s behind the camera act is getting so old. He talks constantly and forces his way into the scene, never letting us forget that he’s there. It’s really very Ed Powers-like and it kills the heat. I tried muting the scenes, but that only helped a little bit. As much as I like Juan’s movies they are becoming unwatchable. I wish he would just understand that his stuff is good, his name is on the box and that should be enough. He’s ruining good porn and that has to stop.
Mimi Allen & Mark Wood
Juan finds Mimi on the sidewalk and introduces himself. He does the usual pick up stuff and then takes her to meet Mark. She is a little shy, but has a big smile on her cute face. Even though she is ready to fuck Mark we have to sit through Juan’s breathy orders as she strips. (Play the drinking game and take a shot every time he says “baby” “cute” or “sexy” and you will hammered before her bikini bottoms even hit the floor. A second after they do, Mark is already in her shaved pussy. Even though they get started fast, she doesn’t seem to mind. He rolls her over and starts fucking her from behind. This young girl has quite the bikini body and look more like a sexy stripper or even coed freak that a porn star. She takes a break to suck his cock for a bit, but really doesn’t seem to want to let that cock out of her pussy for very long. Juan butts in as usual and takes the action outside. With people down below, she bends over the railing and gets fucked. This is super hot, but again we have to put up with a director asking if the girl likes it. What’s going on here? They manage to get through it even with the distractions and Mark dives her a nice big facial. This hot chick looks like she would be a lot of fun.
Kitty Wildwood & Lee Bang
Kitty gets picked up on the street and Juan gives her the full treatment. She reveals that she has never had sex with a black guy because her boyfriend would kill her. But she’s thought about it and you know where that leads. Lee pretty much stays silent while Juan talks non-stop for about ten minutes. As she gets her first taste of black cock, Juan gives us running commentary like a hyper horny gamer-nerd who had his Ritalin replaced by Red Bull. By the time he finally shuts up Lee is already in Kitty from behind and taking her places she has never been. There is some really good looking footage here, just mute the scene and ignore the hand that reaches in to break up the solid rhythm. Kitty fucks with great energy and seems to enjoy his big dick. It just needs to have the stuff coming from behind the camera cut out. Why the fuck is he telling Lee to fuck her? Ugh. Lee finishes her off by shooting all over her open mouth. Kitty is a little older, very horny and worth a look.
Britney Blew & C-Lo
The beach is a good place to pick up chicks. All the usual pick up bullshit is made worse by the wind on the mike. They take her back to the room and she loses the bikini top to show off her new boobs. I just had to turn the sound off when the sex started. Sorry guys but I can’t listen to any more of this. It totally kills the heat. It looks like Britney has a lot to say, but I went for the video only as her shaved box got slammed. The doggy is really easy on the eyes thanks to her sweet little ass. Following the pattern they move outside where she takes it from behind looking out over the beach. They go back inside to finish up. This is a good scene with a sexy girl, but I just can’t take the behind the camera chatter any more.
There are two more scenes on this DVD. They feature Nikki Vee & Alex Gonz and Jessie Electra & Mark Wood. I just can’t take any more of this. Juan’s non stop chatter makes it impossible to watch the action with the sound on and RLD is doing something with their authoring that fuckings things up after the first three scenes. It dies after scene three on two of my DVD players just like the last three did. Yes it works on my laptop, but I am so annoyed at having to switch players again that I barely made it through. Nikki takes a nice shot on her tongue from Alex and is very much worth checking out. Jessie is really cute and I wish I could have made it through her scene. This has happened three times in a row at exactly the same spot, but this is the first of the three that continued being glitchy even on a third DVD player. Hopefully they fix whatever problem is going on.
