Smokin’ Hot Blondes
Smokin’ Hot BlondesMOVIE TYPE: All Sex
105 Mins.
Iron Cross/Teravision
DIRECTOR: Spyder Jonez
THEMES:
CONDOMS: None
2008
8/08
STARS: Teagan, Britney Amber, Madison Scott, Lexi Belle, Jade Jolie & Spyder Jonez
REVIEW-
Evan Seinfeld is living the rockstar pimp lifestyle. As Spyder Jonez he gets to have his own little porno-MTV stage set up. He interviews girls and then fucks them. OK so that part isn’t exactly revolutionary, but it works. Taking his website www.RockStarPimp.com and putting some of the best blondes together for one collection, Spyder is hoping to bring his act to a whole new audience. The women are pretty good in this movie. Technically it is ragged. The camerawork is way too wobbly and there are shots that you can’t imagine were intentional. The editing is really choppy and that can get in the way of the sex. Billed a high-impact, energy driven site/DVD, the chopjob edits really fuck with the flow. Teagan is the headliner and her scene is worth checking out. She looks amazing and takes a really outstanding facial. Spyder tries the power fucking thing, but we all know Teagan could take on a whole tour bus full of rock stars and pimps. Britney Amber and Jade Jolie are rough around the edges groupie chicks who fuck pretty hard. Lexi and Madison are super cute and well worth watching. Overall this is a nice collection of scenes from the web site. Fans who want to see what happens when a rock star invites hot porn chicks onto his couch will want to pick up this as a sweet taste of what www.RockStarPimp.com has to offer.
Lead off strong, that’s always a good idea. Teagan is the hottest girl in the movie and arguably the hottest girl in porn. Spyder is excited to get his hands on her sweet body, but he takes his time and puts her through the interview process. The good news is that he stays behind the camera, but the bad part of that is that the sound is a bit of a mess. The camerawork is also a bit erratic. It’s an interview, just hold it still and let her talk about how she loves to be fucked hard. I think they are trying to work some tease in by moving the shot down her body, but it really doesn’t come off well. Once the sex kicks in, Teagan takes over. She shoves his dick towards the back of her throat and delivers a hot, filthy BJ despite the constant camera movement that takes so much away from the action. The RockstarPimp.com logo on the transitions isn’t too bad I guess, but we need to hold the camera still. Teagan does her best to make the oral look like work and then slides her tight little pussy down on Spyder’s dick until he is balls deep in her. His tatted flesh next to her is makes for quite a contrast. It’s kind of interesting actually. This is supposed to be a hard throttling and Spyder does his best to keep up with Teagan. He fucks her hard, grabs her by her throat and slaps her ass. In turn she gives us a very vocal performance, talks about her “first rock star cock” and plays her role perfectly. There is very good energy here and Teagan looks great. The camerawork is shaky at best and some of the shot are simply inexplicable. This scene works because Teagan is so hot. She gets down and beds for the load in her mouth, taking most of it on the face when Evan fires all over her nose. The facial is fucking fantastic and she does a little promo for the site. The “cock fold” shot at the end is Spyder’s attempt at giving us the “Shane” shot and it should be done away with.
Britney Amber
Bunny Ranch girl Britney talks about fucking her best friend’s father when she was fifteen, her craving for anal sex and other little tidbits. Evan is in the shot this time so it sounds better, but the camerawork is just as wobbly. Before the sex Brit gives us a little pussy rubbing that makes for nice tease footage. Attacking his meat with her mouth like a good pro, Britney groves to be too fast for the cameras, sucking and moaning while we struggle to avoid motion sickness. Even when the BJ action is good it is nearly impossible to enjoy. She spreads her tight pussy and gives a pretty energetic scene. Granted, Britney is no Teagan, but she is easy on the eyes and seems to match the testosterone fueled power fucking fairly well. This time around the scene is much shorter and pretty hot complete with another really good facial that could only be better if it were captured from a better angle. No silly cockfold this time so that helps.
Lexi Belle
Lexi’s cute ass is so distracting that Spyder almost forgets to interview her because he is so busy spanking it. There is not much of an interview here, but she does give us good solo action. Spyder just jumps in and starts licking all of the spots Lexi was just fingering. This chick is really cute and I like the added heat from some POV BJ footage. Spyder has to hold still for this so it isn’t face fucking, but it sure as hell looks good. The camerawork seems less jumpy here, but the action moves from reverse cowgirl to some pretzel-mish really quickly. (I don’t know what to call it, her feet are up behind her ears.) When he bends her over he fucks the hell out of that tight teen pussy and they generate some good heat together. At one point during the reverse cowgirl she seems to be totally taking over and just getting herself off on his dick. Trying to fuck her silly Spyder bends her over standing doggy and gives it everything he has until he finally unleashes a shot of cum all over her face and tongue. I think Lexi might have been able to keep going all night, but he is winded and looks ready to keel over. What a way to go.
Madison Scott
This hot little blonde might have picked her last name because she looks just a little bit like Hillary Scott. She wants to grow up to be a business woman, was an all star cheerleader and….well fuck that’s all I need to know. Spyder apparently agrees because he pretty much skips the interview in favor of some finger fucking. She gets quite turned on and then goes on about how big his dick is by remarking that it is way too big for her throat. If you can fight your way through the laugher there is some really good footage here. Madison keeps up the dialog as she rides his meat. “I’m in heaven when there is a big dick in my tight pussy.” She says as she pumps up and down on the precious few inches of Spyder’s body that aren’t covered in ink. He rolls her into piledriver and she manages to keep talking as he pumps away. Madison is the perfect little spinner to pull this stuff off, but she seems to run out of steam after a while. Spyder isn’t throwing her around or choking her in this scene. He lets Madison to most of the work. I don’t know if that is good or bad from your perspective, but she is really cute and had the scene been edited a bit more tightly I would have put it just behind Teagan‘s. The facial is really good once again, but this one went on too long.
Jade Jolie
Last but not least is self-professed “dirty slut” Jade. She admits to fucking a ton of guys on the road and seems to be a serious groupie. The solo show is pretty damn good and Jade knows what rock stars like. She drops to her knees and polishes Spyder’s knob with ease. When she as proven that deep throating it is easy she works on the balls. They provide only a bit more of an obstacle. I am guessing that this might have been an early scene on the site because he isn’t doing the Conan thing. Instead he lets this inked up little blonde ride his dick. The camerawork is mostly smooth here though the editing is still choppy as hell. Oh hey, there is the choking and slapping stuff. It just takes a while to show up. Jade is loud, rubs her clit a lot and does the basic porno girl thing. The pop on this scene is much different. He doesn’t bust as a big load and she takes most of it in her mouth. Not exactly the trademark shot, but it works.
Bonus: Photo Gallery & Trailers
www.Rockstarpimp.com
