This Ain’t the Partidge Family XXX

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This Ain’t the Partridge Family XXX

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

102 Mins.

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DIRECTOR: Will Ryder

THEMES: Comedy

2009

12/08

STARS: Nick Manning, Sinclair, Tori Black, Faye Regan, Payton Leigh, Scott Lyons, James Bartholet, Madison Scott, Jaclyn Case, Sarah Jessie, Shawna Lenee, Kristina Rose, Dane Cross, Eric Swiss & Kris Slater


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REVIEW-

What good timing. I just watched some cheesy David Cassidy bio-pic on TV this weekend so my Partridge memories are fresh in my head. As I sit down to watch the porno version this squeaky clean family show I am reminded that it really was nearly as wholesome and cheesy as the Brady Bunch. While this family dynamic isn’t quite as fraught with sexual tension, there are still plenty of sexy combinations used in this movie. The story is simple and reminds me of something we might have seen on the Monkees years ago. Poor Keith is in a slump and can’t write songs until he gets laid. Little brother Danny orders some stuff from a magazine that makes people irresistible to the opposite sex. Nick Manning is appropriately cheesy as Keith and gets to take on three chicks in the finale. This is one of his better performances so hats off to him. Payton Leigh plays mom and she does a pretty good job as well. Her scene with the young bag boy is decent though it is probably the weakest link in an otherwise strong chain. Tori Black and Fay Regan play the two sisters and they are perfectly cast. Tori is gorgeous and screams her way through a very hot scene. Faye is really cute and brings a ton of energy to the table. The sets, music and costumes are genuine and make this a very worthwhile porn spoof. Sexually the movie is strong for a feature with a few highly strokeable scenes. I don’t think this quite reaches the same level as the Brady movies or Bewitched, but Not the Partridge Family is a really good porn comedy with great music a fun story and better sex than you might think. So come on, get happy and get horny with this funky bunch of pop porners.

Kristina Rose & Sinclair

Apparently the elixir works because even Danny suddenly becomes popular with the girls. Kristina Rose shows up after practice and he can’t get her out of her jeans fast enough. Since we all know that this girl has a great ass it is nice to see a few butt shots during an otherwise too quick BJ. They 69 for a while and then she mounts up in reverse cowgirl. Working her ass back as she fills her pussy, Kristina shows off her best asset and seems to be working well with a guy who is struggling mightily with wood. They cover well thanks to some long angles during the doggy. Kristina looks so cute that the softer shots still look pretty good. For anal they have her sit on his face so he can tongue fuck her hole while she fingers her pussy. The wood issues get in the way and eventually the scene runs out of gas, but Kristina is really hot anyway.

Tori Black

Pretty Laurie doesn’t really need any help, but she ends up putting some of the stuff on and is irresistible to her date. No wood trouble here. The guy is hard from her mouth and ready to slide right into her pussy. Apparently that stuff also turned a switch in Laurie’s head because she goes nuts for his cock. This scene is a whole lot better than the first because the guy actually had a hard dick to slide into her hot little pussy. Tori rides hard and doesn’t really care what she has to do as long as she can get off. The cowgirl footage is fantastic because she is just grinding away like she’s scratching an inch deep inside of her pussy. Taking a break she bends over and lets him do the work for a while. They finish off with a shot all over her pretty face. Tori is just too fucking hot for words.

Sarah Jessie & Scott Lyons

Everyone is getting on the act. Even little brother Chris has a hot groupie working his stick. This skinny blonde with the big bubble tits works his meat to the back of her throat and gives him the full rock star treatment. No sex this time around, but her BJ skills are excellent and he ends up shooting a load right into her mouth. Sarah swallows some and wears the rest on her chin before heading out to find some more dick to suck.

Faye Regan & Dane Cross

Naughty little Tracy puts some on and he pizza guy can’t keep his hands off of her body. She gives him a quick BJ before opening up that hot little red pussy for some finger play. Faye is one of those women who is just so painfully fucking hot that you can’t take your eyes off of the screen any time she is on. He bends her over and enjoys that snug snapper from behind. Like Tori before her, Faye fucks like she wants to have fun and get off. The eye candy she provides is just icing on the cake. She looks great in the reverse cowgirl and the ass shots during the doggy are pretty damn good. For a feature sex scene this one has good energy, several positions and certainly makes you wonder which of the non-Partridge girls would be the most fun on a date. They finish off with a big shot all over her pretty face. Faye rubs the cum in and once again steals the show.

Payton Leigh & Kris Slater

Mom gets horny for the bag boy and fucks him right there on the lawn. Payton drops to her knees and sucks like a woman with a lot of experience. After two hot daughters, mom isn’t quite as appealing, but the scene is nicely shot with good energy. Kris takes her from behind, delivering more than just the groceries to this seasoned slut. Payton is a decent choice for the mom role and she wears a huge load on her chin at the end.

Shawna Lenee, Jaclyn Case, Madison Scott & Nick Manning

Desperate to end his slump, Keith finally puts some on and is instantly mauled by Laurie’s three blonde friends. They tear their clothes off and entertain each other while waiting for a chance to suck his cock. The crazy energy works for this scene as the three blondes keep their mouth full of meat or pussy from start to finish. The girls all look similar and fuck like they mean it. Best of all, Nick manages to pretty much keep his mouth shut so that we can enjoy the sounds of the girls having fun. If you like blondes with big tits then this scene might just be a personal fantasy come true. Three hot, horny blondes with tight shaved pussies and big tits. The girls share a big load, closing out the movie with a huge bang.

Bonus: Behind the Scenes, Behind the Music, Slide Show, Hustler Trailers, Deleted Scenes, Bonus Scenes & Music Video.

Good bonus stuff here The BTS is extensive and entertaining. The music feature is fun to watch, but best of all we get bonus scenes. Tori Black and Faye Reagan (Who happen to be the hottest chicks in the movie) are back for bonus scenes. Tori’s scene from Barely Legal 79 features her fucking Herschel Savage by the pool and taking a big facial. Faye did Barely Legal 81 and features her as an innocent girl fucking boyfriend Dane while her parents are away.


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