Smokin’ Hot Asians
Smokin’ Hot AsiansMOVIE TYPE: All Sex
200 Mins.
Teravision/Iron Kross
DIRECTOR: Spyder Jonez
THEMES: Asian Girls
2009
7/08
STARS: Asa Akira, Mia Smiles, Chrissy Moon, Evalyn Lin & Kina Kai
REVIEW-
RockstarPimp.com front man Spyder Jonez is ready for some more of the hottest women he has fucked so far. His system is simple. He brings in the girls interviews them and shows us what happens when a rockstar pays a porn girl to fuck. It’s pretty much what happens when a non rockstar pays a porn chick to fuck. This batch of women is, as the title would indicate, of the Asian persuasion. That’s a good thing of course, especially since one of the Asians in question is Asa Akira. She is the best of a pretty good bunch. There are some other notable girls here though. Kina Kai really gets my attention here. She looks excellent in this rare boy/girl scene. Evalyn is also very good and Chrissy is worth a look. Before we get to Asa who is the highlight of the movie, let’s hit the lows. The camerawork is really bad at times. It is shaky and when it does finally stop moving, the shots are wrong as often as not. There is no excuse for the blowjob footage to be this bad. Get the camera up off the ground. No one is watching to see the bottom of a girl’s chin, Evan’s balls or his belly. Move the camera up a few inches and the movie will be a lot better. The editing is all right, but the awkward cuts with the website logo just kill the flow. The interviews are occasionally interesting, but I found myself wondering if Spyder is really interviewing the girls or if they are just sitting there while he talks. (I honestly got an Ed Powers vibe there for a while, yikes.) Sexually the movie is all right. The girls have to carry the action to make sure the scene works and that leaves us with a few flat scenes. Spyder delivers big facials and seems to have abandoned some of the stilly stuff that we saw last time. He still does the ridiculous dick-fold thing sometimes, but mostly he just fucks and does his best to keep up with his co-stars. Now for the good, the really good. Asa looks gorgeous and fucks like crazy. She is a strong enough performer to make her scene look great no matter who she works with. Watch this DVD to enjoy Asa and then hang around for some good Asian girl highlights. The RockstarPimp.com model needs some polishing, but if girls like Asa keeps showing up for work, then the site and DVDs should do well. There is enough here to like even if it isn’t perfect yet.
Asa Akira
All we need to know is that Asa is the first girl in the movie. She’s fucking awesome and ready to go. Spyder and Asa talk about Puerto Rican girls. He thinks they top out a 18 and then go downhill really fast. He also loves hookers and so does Asa. Even better, he thinks he deserves a blowjob from any girl he meets. The interview would be interesting if it actually focused on Asa instead of Evan quoting Marilyn Mason. The tease is great visually and the music is all right. They cut to mid-blowjob and Asa is easily handing him. The camera angles are horrible here, unless you prefer to look at Evan rather than Asa. After he slaps her, she starts fake gagging while he comments on how hard and “strong” his dick is. There are some better shots, but this scene still ends up looking like an ode to tattoos rather than a solid blowjob. Cutting to reverse cowgirl she now blocks him out and we actually get to enjoy her as she bounces up and down on his dick. Asa proves to be the sort of performer who is good no matter who she is working with. He throws her legs up over her head and starts fucking hard. He defiantly likes to play rough and she just keeps things going no matter what he tries. They even do a little finger in the butthole action. Finishing up with a facial, Asa wears the load and sucks out the last few drops. This is the best looking girl in the movie and you may want to watch it twice before you even bother moving on.
Mia Smiles (Gallery Here)
There is always something a little cold about Mia these days. She’s almost too professional after eleven years. She writhes on the couch talking about dick while the interview sort of stumbles. You can’t argue with the fact that looks really good though and Evan takes full advantage of her pretty face. With the camera everywhere but where is should be, this is another wasted BJ. Why do we keep looking up at his balls and her jaw? They but to Mia on her back and Spyder does his best to power fuck that shaved Asian pussy. Once Mia turns on the porn girl switch she shows enough energy to make the scene flow pretty well. That long body looks great during the reverse cowgirl and she sells it like she is really being fucked well. Mia takes a break to suck his dick and jerks like she is ready to yank it right off. When it’s time to cum though he has to jerk himself off until he explodes all over her face.
Krissy Moon (Gallery Here)
Pretty little Kina has been out for a while and is ready to get back in. She’s a super cute little spinner who gives an interesting interview. Half way through Spyder hijacks the interview though and it fades from interesting to typical in a heartbeat. Watching Kina strip is great fun though. She has a great body and such a cute face that you have to fall in love with her. Of course that just means that he wants to try to stretch her face with his cock and slap her around a bit. Once again we are down below the action making it about half as hot as it should be. Why the fuck is the camera down there? He turns her around and starts fucking. For a girl who doesn’t do a lot of boy/girl Kina rises the occasion and carries the scene. That tight little pussy is quite pretty and Kina provides all the eye candy we need. The facial is a highlight for sure. I can’t wait to see Kina in some other movies where she can really fuck.
Evelyn Lin (Gallery Here)
Evelyn is really cute and says she “likes dick.” That makes her OK in my book. The interview doesn’t last long here, but I’m OK watching her play with that pussy. Wasting no time, he shoves his dick in her mouth and has her working. I like her energy, but the camerawork is atrocious. When it finally stops moving it lands on the worst possible angles. The camera settles a bit during the fucking, but still can’t quite get it right. Come on, this is couch porn. It’s pretty simple. It’s a good thing Evelyn is so cute because she makes it worth sitting through the mess just to enjoy her. She opens wide for a big cumshot that is captured from a horrible angle. Someone needs to really fix this stuff technically if it is going to survive in the gonzo porn world.
Bonus: Photo Gallery, Trailers
