Mommy Warned Me About Black Boys
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
153 Mins.
Exquisite
DIRECTOR: King Midas
THEMES: Interracial Sex, Young Girls
2009
7/08
STARS: Lana Violet, Naomi Cruise, Dahlia Denyle, Sierra Snow, Amber Rayne, Rico Strong & Prince
REVIEW-
This movie has a cute title and some decent looking girls ready to take on big black dicks. That’s pretty much where the charm ends though. The girls are in schoolgirl uniforms and other such garb. Nothing wrong there. The set ups though are very creepy. With girls playing not only innocent, but actually childlike, things sort of go off the deep end in a hurry. I’m not sure if there is a big market for IR action that looks like an homage to the worst things that Max Hardcore brought to the table, but that is what this movie reminds me of. Rico Strong is the primary meat slinger and he does a good job. There are even some cute moments then the movie seems playful. Lana Croft’s scene is typical “please don’t tell my parents I’m ditching” that leads to some pretty hot sex. This girl is fucking hot and really tight. From there things go way downhill. Naomi’s pre-scene conversation with Prince is just way too “To Catch a Predator” for my taste. Her scene isn’t bad, but it isn’t great either. Daliah’s scene is equally P4P and not really worth the trouble. Sierra’s scene is all right and Amber is just crazy dirty so there is some appeal there. Technically the film suffers from hot lighting and shaky camerawork often enough to be a distraction. I suppose if you like some interracial porno for pedos then this movie is worth a look. Otherwise VOD Lana’s scene and junk the rest.
Lana Violet
Lana is skipping out on school and feels she needs to get off the streets before someone sees her. Rico sees her and chases her down. Knowing that her parents will kill her if they find out, she hops in the car and begs him not to tell. They get to a hotel room and with the lighting so bad it hurts my eyes, she drops to her knees to put her pigtailed head to work. Lana doesn’t seem at all worried about the size of his dick as she pops it right into her waiting mouth. He tries fucking her face but the dick just won’t go in that deep. Some eye contact would be nice, but Lana still manages to make this a decent BJ. Once his cock is all juiced up and ready she mounts for reverse cowgirl. The long pole won’t fit very deep into her pussy for a while. They switch to cowgirl and it seems to go a little easier. Once that thing starts to really push her insides, Lana screams out and is ready to show us just how much she can take. In between positions they do some fishhook stuff and try very hard to make things as ugly as possible. When they just stick to solid fucking the action is so much better. Her shaved Asian pussy inhales that cock and Lana really works off her bad behavior by fucking and swallowing a great big load. She’s cute as hell and that makes the scene worth watching.
Naomi Cruise & Prince
Naomi shows up looking for Rico, but he isn’t home. Prince invites her in and the pigtailed blonde is full of questions. She tells him she just got her first period and I’m sorry that just makes the whole thing creepy. Eventually he plants a kiss on her and they move on to more adult activities. The little girl talk is still just a bit off putting and the background is way too bright. Somehow comparing his dick to her father’s is just a little on the P4P side. The sex is pretty uninspired as she licks his dick and takes a rather boring ride. Prince pops early, nutting on her ass and then sticking it back in for a while. Things pick up a bit I guess. Naomi has dropped the little girl act, but still gets face fucked with a look on her face that is more terror than lust. He fucks her hairy pussy for a while and has her sucking her thumb. When he finally shoots on her face it is definitely time to try another scene. This one is just a little too creepy to be as hot as it should be.
Dahlia Denyle & Rico Strong
Keeping up the childish role play Dahlia is playing in a playhouse when Rico creeps into her backyard. She asks if he wants to play with her and is pretending to be very much the little girl. Despite her Princess Leah hairstyle, this girl isn’t really doing much for me. Maybe it’s the baby talk, but I’m just not feeling anything here. Her blowjob skills are decent, but she’s playing her role of inexperienced girl a little too well. He puts that big dick to work on her tight pussy and she seems to enjoy things quite a bit. They go face to face for a while and then she rides in cowgirl so we get plenty of ass shots along the way. Rico bangs way on her in reverse cowgirl until his balls come up and slap her shaved pussy hard. He ends up jerking a load all over her face. Decent energy by the end, but this scene is mostly forgettable.
Sierra Snow & Rico Strong
Naughty Sierra is trying to buy some alcohol and needs Rico’s help. He agrees, but you know there will be a price. Sierra really wants to be get in with the popular crowd so she is willing to do anything. She’s a little shy back at his place, but eventually the dick comes out and her hormones take over. The sound is really bad on this scene so it is hard to hear them talk, but he is saying something about watching her grow up right before his eyes as she tries to take that big dick to the back of her throat. The cute young thing has a nice tight pussy that stretches on every stroke as he pounds her innards. Nice ass on this girl too. The action is better than in some of the other scenes, but still isn’t going to set the world on fire. Hot lighting and too-busy camerawork don’t help matters either. Sierra eats a load of cum and earns her beer.
Amber Rayne & Rico Strong
Amber is playing with a doll in the backyard. Even though she doesn’t look anything like a teen even with pigtails and plaid this set up is just way creepier than it needs to be. He takes her inside and plays with her panties until he can get at her tight young pussy. Amber does bring some good stuff to the table including some deep throat skills that make the scene worth watching. Rico rams that dick just as deep into her tight pussy and Amber shows big girl energy as she spreads wide and takes it all. Her body is shaking and stretching in ways that don’t seem possible for a while. She eats a big load of cum like a good girl and clearly enjoys playing with Rico more than dolls.
Bonus: BTS, Slideshow, Cast, Trailers, Cum Shots, Highlight (Trailer for this movie.)