Not Three’s Company XXX
Not Three’s Company XXXMOVIE TYPE: Feature
138 Mins.
Hustler/X-Play
www.Hustler.com
DIRECTOR: Will Ryder
THEMES: Comedy, Parody,
2009
8/08
STARS: Brynn Tyler, Penny Flame, Van Damage, Nina Hartley, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Sienna West, Alyssa Hall, Roxy Jezel, Scott Lyons, Tommy Gunn & Ron Jeremy
REVIEW-
The latest porn parody from the team that brought us Not the Brady’s XXX and Not Bewitched XXX. As usual the casting is inspired. Van Damage, Penny Flame and Brynn Tyler play the three roommates from the classic sitcom. They are all very good. Penny looks and acts the part, but is a bit under utilized sexually. Brynn on the other hand does a really good job as Chrissy and gets a solo scene as well as the best boy/girl action in the movie. Nina Hartley, Dino Bravo and Ron Jeremy are very good at the dialog and Ron has the good sense to keep his role non-sexual. Jenny Hendrix pops in for a very hot boy/girl scene and Roxy Jezel is around for some lesbian fun. Madison Scott comes in and is probably the second hottest boy/girl scene here. That girl can fuck. I love the script here. It plays off of the real show nicely and adds the sexual fantasy aspect. This is the version perverts like me had playing in our heads when we watched this show years ago. The story is classic Three’s Company. Jack gets fired from his job and the girls are in a panic to do something to pay the rent. Through a series of misunderstandings everyone thinks that Chrissy is working as a hooker. Thin I know, but it is basically the way every Three’s Company episode went. The costumes and sets are very good and the laugh track feels right. Sexually this is a cut above your average feature, but it is still a feature and hampered a bit by that. Madison, Brynn and Jenny give good boy/girl scenes and Roxy is very sexy with Penny. Throwing in the Ropers for a BJ? Not sure about that. It’s funny, but is it hot? Hot enough I’m sure in the middle of better looking action. Not Three’s Company XXX is another winning comedy from X-Play and Will Ryder. It is a ton of fun with some sexy scenes and award-caliber performances from both Tyler and Flame. Hey girls, come on over and let’s see if three really is company.
Brynn Tyler (Solo)
Kicking things off with some Chrissy solo action we find out exactly what kept in her dresser drawer. Pretty blonde Brynn lubes up her hot hole and sucks on a big vibrator to get everything going. The strong buzzing makes for some interesting comedic moments as well as sexy solo footage. Brynn rolls over and fucks herself from behind. The hot sol opener has become a bit of a tradition in these movies and this one stands up quite nicely. When she finishes up Chrissy takes the call that will be overheard and misunderstood, setting off the plot.
Sienna West & Tommy Gunn
Sleazeball neighbor Larry and breathy stalker Lana spend some time alone together. Since Jack told Lana to do whatever Larry said, the busty bimbo is bound to do the horizontal bop sooner or later. This girl really knows how to suck balls during a blowjob. The silly wigs they are wearing are a bit distracting, but there is pretty decent sexual heat here. Sienna mounts up and lets Tommy fuck her pussy hard enough to get those huge tits rocking a bit. He turns her over and fucks her hard in doggy. This scene only loosely ties into the story and doesn’t feature the hottest girl in the movie so it isn’t nearly as good as the action that comes later. Still, it’s a cut above your average feature sex scene and will have fans of super sized boobs wondering why Jack is avoiding this all too easy ride. They finish with a shot on her chin as she keeps calling him by the wrong name. Poor Larry.
Madison Scott & Van Damage and Alyssa Hall
Chrissy’s little sister Madison comes to visit and she finds her way into Jack’s arms quickly. He tries to resist but ends up fingering that naughty little pussy until she creams. Mixing it up a bit we get some POV BJ footage in the middle of a feature. Great plan here because Madison has great eyes and stares at us while devouring the dick. He pulls her on top of him and plays with her asshole while she grinds her hips. Right in the middle of the action the doorbell rings and Madison lets Alyssa in. The girls met at the bus station and the horny new girl just dives right in. We go back to POV as the sexy girls pass his meat back and forth. Madison is still in control and this time she grinds in reverse cowgirl with Alyssa there to lend a helping tongue. They end up sharing a load after Madison pretty much hogs the cock.
Penny Flame & Roxy Jezel
Janet brings home her sexy friend and when the coast is clear, they settle down for some naughty fun. It takes a little convincing from Roxy, but a little gentle stroking and the lesbian just comes out in Janet. She helps her friend out of her clothes and starts licking pussy from behind like she’s been doing it for years. Roxy pulls a vibrator out and the girls lick it like an ice cream. Janet spreads her legs and gets off quickly with Roxy stuffing her muffin full of vibrating plastic. They break out a strap on and Janet gives it to Roxy like a pro. Roxy loves riding the fake dick and sucks in clean in between positions. Hot lesbian action here.
Nina Hartley & Dino Bravo
OK, ever want to know what the Ropers look like having sex? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Nina and Dino are perfect for the dialog, but I think we may have crossed into something really odd here. It’s Nina looking like a 60 plus fashion victim, sucking cock and acting even older than she looks. He shoots all over her tongue, but this scene fits in style and plot only, not for sexual heat.
Brynn Tyler & Eric Swiss
Chrissy goes to the doctor for a cut on her foot and genuine hilarity ensues. The examination is funny as hell and when the doc’s young protégé comes in, a full blown fuck erupts. Even though people only think Chrissy is making money as a hooker, her oral skills tell us that she could do quite nicely with a career in the erotic arts. It is easy to see where little sister learned her BJs. Brynn has been great with the dialog and now gets a chance to steal the sexual thunder from her cast mates. Her tight shaved pussy swallows the young doctor’s dick as he bangs her on the examining table. He bends her over and we get some incredibly eye-pleasing action here as well. Continuing with the energy she showed us earlier in her solo scene, this blonde bombshell is the best reason to want to jerk off to this movie. They finish up with a shot on her face and Chrissy sucking the final few drops out of this throbbing meat.
Jenny Hendrix & Scott Lyons
The sitcom plot twists keep coming as a cute hooker shows up looking for Jack (Larry called and used a fake name) and ends up with Mr. Furley who is just there to fix the toilet. Jenny has no time for BS and Furley isn’t about to pass up a pussy this sweet. She looks fantastic as she takes his hard dick into her mouth and gives the client more than his money’s worth. Facing the camera with her legs spread, she gives us a great view of the pussy before the main event. We all know that Jenny is an ass queen and her cheeks fill the screen with beautiful bouncing flesh as she gets her pussy pounded in cowgirl. She spins around just in time to catch a great load on her pretty face. Great end to a great scene.
Bonus: Five extensive BTS reels including making of music soundtrack and director’s travelogue, Trailers, Slidehow and a Bonus Deleted Scene. Madison doing solo here and using both hands to fuck herself silly with a big vibrator. Short at 4 minutes, this is still really sexy.
