Writer’s Bullpen
MOVIE TYPE:
90 Mins.
Wicked
DIRECTOR: Jonathan Morgan
THEMES: Comedy, Caveman Sex
CONDOMS: Yes
2008
11/08
STARS: Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Alexis Texas, Kagney Lynn Karter, Anthony Rosano, Chris Cannon, Chris Johnson, John West, Mr. Pete, Rocco Reed & Tommy Gunn
REVIEW-
Ever wonder how porn scripts are written? Of course you don’t, but pretend for a minute that you do. You might have imagined it just like this. Two dorky writers, Tommy Gunn & Chris Cannon are confronted by the head of the company. Things are not going well and he wants their contract star Kaylani Lei to give her input for the next project. Throw in cavemen, scientists, aliens and a whole lot of hot sex and you have a movie. An award winning comedy? Probably not, but a cute little feature that will make you laugh along the way. Kaylani is clearly the star here. Her three scenes are far and away the best of the bunch. It doesn’t matter if she is taking one guy, two guys or even a little mix and match three-way. She is beautiful, talented and sexy as hell. Kagney pops in for a damn fine three way and Alexis Texas is hot as well. This is Kaylani’s movie though and she is a star in every sense of the word.
Alexis Texas & Mr. Pete
The milkman arrives just in time to save Alexis from using a milk bottle for something that probably just isn’t very sanitary. Looking like a 50’s sitcom wife she invites him and loudly slurps his cock between her lips. She mounts up quickly and fucks him hard. It’s tough to watch this scene and not marvel at her perfect her ass is. Great eye candy here and better than average enthusiasm as well. Nice work here as she rides in reverse cowgirl and ends up taking a load on her face. Solid scene from start to finish and the movie is off to a good start.
Kaylani Lei
Trying to give the writers some ideas, Kaylani writes herself into a caveman sex scene. Just a few tropical plants and some mist and the game is afoot. Her man works on her pussy which is remarkably well groomed considering razors won’t be invented for a few thousand years. Returning the favor she gives the sort of blowjob that we have come to expect from this beautiful young woman. Great blowjob here and some cowgirl that shows off her sweet ass just perfectly. The dark shadows take away some of the visual appeal, but even in absolute darkness Kaylani would be gorgeous. She takes it deep from behind and then turns around just in time to catch his load on her tongue. You all know that I’m a big Kaylani fan so it’s no surprise that I love this scene even with the low light.
Kagney Lynn Karter and Anthony Rosano & John West
The story shifts to outer space when a hot space babe brings two cavemen aboard her ship for some probing. She is pleased with her specimen and beings to sample them by orally inhaling their cocks and balls. John and Anthony have the sort of meat that she is looking for. She sucks them both and then bends over for some standing doggy. Oddly enough the cavemen condom up before probing their alien captor. The busty blonde rides their rubber covered rods until they are ready to explode all over her face in a fit of simultaneous orgasmic bliss.
Kaylani Lei, Tommy Gunn & Chris Cannon
Somehow our cavewoman runs into a couple of cowboys by the fire. She quickly drops to her knees and starts sucking. Give these writers a lot of credit for working themselves into the mix with the super hot contract girl. This is another low-light scene, but we get to see enough of Kaylani to really love what she’s got going on here. She is great with her mouth and shows off her great energy. The cowboys take her from both ends and make really good use of that tight young body she’s got going on. Watching her ride those dicks makes me wonder why there aren’t more movies where Kaylani is featured in every scene. She gets both cowboys off at once and I am trying to figure out a way to write myself into the action next.
Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei
Throw a little science into the mix and you have a three-way with Alektra, the mad scientist and Kaylani. Watching these two share a cock is a treat, but there is clearly one huge star in this scene. Even when the dick is encased in rubber, Kaylani keeps sucking it and helps slide it into her friend’s waiting pussy. After waiting her turn, Kaylani steals the spotlight. She looks great and this scene features the brightest lighting of the movie. Alektra hangs in there and takes the load on her boobs.
Bonus: Trailer, Bonus scene featuring Kaylani, Photo Gallery, Promo Reel
