How To Get Ahead
How To Get AheadMOVIE TYPE: All Sex
72 Mins.
Cal Vista
DIRECTOR: Bill Blackman
THEMES:
2009
STARS: Dana Lynn, Ray Victory, Ebony Ayes, Nikki Night, Billy Dee, Frank James, Amy Brens,
REVIEW-
OK this one takes me back a bit. It’s a late 80’s porn flick and those are always a crap shoot. Some of the women from this time were fantastic, but the technical aspects of the movies often leave much to be desired. On the plus side this movie was shot by Michael Cates who has made a great career for himself working on Elegant Angel’s best movies for years. It’s a simple story that is supposed to take place in a high school. Frank James is the principal and Ray Victory is the coach. That’s all fine, but Billy Dee is the star player. On a high school team? Nikki is his girlfriend and Dana Lynn is also a student. OK, none of these people looks like a high school student, but who cares? All that matters is the fact that these girls fuck and suck their way to better grades. There are some good moments here, but they are few and far between. Mostly it serves to remind us how much better sex scenes have gotten. There are some cute girls in this cast, but they are underused. Dana Lynn is really cute, but we have to wait too long to see her. Nikki Night is just awesome from head to toe. She has a three-way with Billy where she is hidden for much of the action. Then she fucks Ray who can barely get his dick hard enough to fill her. More of Nikki and Dana would have been great. Ebony Ayes shows up and shows off her big tits. She looks pretty good in this movie and has enough energy to make her scenes worth watching. There are some nice nostalgic moments here and the story reminds me of a bunch of BigTitsAtSchool.com set ups, but overall this movie doesn’t stand up to today’s wall to wall flicks. Now, what the hell ever happened to Nikki Night.
Amy Brens & Frank James
The movie starts with Amy under Frank’s desk. She wants something from him, but it’s hard to hear what she’s saying. No matter, Frank will give her what she wants if she just sucks his cock. He stands her up and takes off his clothes, stroking his long cock while he clears off the desk for some fun. That sets the stage for some 69 that is highlighted by a serious spread pink shot and some decent head from this no name porn chick. The desktop sex is decent and the angles are good. Not the full bush and the constant struggle for wood. Sure sign that we’re in the pre-Viagra 1980’s folks. He ends up dumping a load on her ass. Nothing special, but better things are just around the corner.
Ebony Ayes & Ray Victory
Ray comes to see the Principal, but has to wait. No worries though because he gets to wait with Ebony and that’s always fun. She was one of the era’s great big tits babes and Ray enjoys the heavy bags that spill out of her dress. She drags him around by the dick until she finally puts her full lips to work on him. Ebony always had a great body, but reminded me a bit of a dude in the face at times. Ray of course was a well hung and handsome performer who never seemed to quite get a hard on. He fucks her tits and then goes down on Ebony while she sucks her own nipples. When she bends over we get some nice swaying boob shots and of course a view of her big black ass. The big tit shots really make this scene work. Ray gets hard enough to fuck her and those hooters just flop around the way only big naturals can. He finally pulls out and drips a few drops of cum onto her thigh. Not the strongest scene ever, but Ebony’s boobs make it work.
Nikki Night & Billy Dee and Dana Lynn
Star player Billy needs to get back on the team and that means getting the Principal some pussy. For that he will need to get some help from his girlfriend. She invites Dana over and spells it out for the pretty coed. (By the way, Dana has short blonde hair on the cover and permed brown hair in this scene.) Once she agrees to fuck the principal, Dana gets down to some three way action with Billy and Nikki. With her short cropped hair and perfect body, Nikki was on of my 80’s faves and Dana makes a meal out of her pussy like it tastes as sweet as it looks. Billy waits his turn and then fucks the girls while they take turns eating one another out. There are some great shots of Nikki with her thighs spread and her tits shaking as she gets fucked and groped. There isn’t much variety is in this scene as Billy shoots all over his girl’s pussy and sends Dana on her way.
Amy Brens & Billy Dee
Amy has managed to pass her test and she wants to blow off some steam with the star player. She and Billy hook up on a pool table. She uses the same blowjob skills that worked with Frank to make Billy smile and want more. He puts on her on the table, spreads her legs and fucks that furry mound as hard as he can. This isn’t a bad scene, but it gets by more on energy than eye candy. When she throws her legs back behind her head we get the absolute best looking footage that this scene has to offer. When he cums in her bush things come to an end a little past the time the scene became boring.
Nikki Night & Ray Victory
While Billy is busy with a coed, his girl is putting the moves on the coach. If she wants her boyfriend on the team, Nikki is going to have to cooperate fully. I can’t believe what a horrid actor Ray is. It’s unintentionally funny, but all is forgiven when Nikki agrees to fuck him and we get to watch. These two together are dynamite. The great skin contrast and the fantastic physiques combine for something special. He leaves her on a barstool and slides that cock into her hairy triangle. Things look better when her turns her around and we can check out her ass and legs a bit. Sadly he pulls out and cums on her ass. No BJ, nothing really here to get the most out of a truly underrated hottie.
Dana Lynn & Frank James and Ebony Ayes
Dana wants to pass her classes and knows just what she needs to do. This cutie looks great under his desk and sucks that long dick like she really wants to feel it throb inside of her. They move too quickly from this to some mish fucking. The close up shots show off her pussy nicely as his dick makes the lips stretch to take him. Great doggy shots as Frank slams that tight coed slit. Ebony catches them on the desk and after acting offended for half a second she strips down and joins them. Frank drops the hammer for about a minute and then unloads his balls all over his secretary’s smooth black stomach. Dana kind of vanishes there at the end, but this is still pretty good compared to much of the rest of the movie.
Bonus: Photos, Vintage Trailers (Pleasure Palace, French Teen, Call Girl & This Lady is a Tramp) & Bonus Scenes (From Trinity Brown, Rock Hard, Here Comes the Bride & Personal Services) Four full scenes added to the main feature make for quite a nice vintage porn bonus package.
