This Ain’t Happy Days XXX
This Ain’t Happy Days XXXMOVIE TYPE: Parody
203 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Comedy, Parody, 50’s Dress
2009
1/09
STARS: Alan Stafford., Tommy Gunn, Raquel Devine, Anthony Rosano, Jack Lawrence, Missy Stone, Kris Slater, James Bartholet, Tori Black, Cody Carmichael, Riley Evans, Penny Flame
REVIEW-
This classic TV sitcom has just been begging for the porn parody treatment. Hustler has sent the B team in to cover this one. There past efforts have netted mixed results so I wonder about this one. No need to wonder too much though because they got it mostly right. Director Axel Braun has put together a movie with good sets, solid costumes and a better than average script. More importantly he has put together a movie that plays off of the sexual possibility of an adult version of a mainstream classic. While some of these movies fail to cash in on the sexual gold that comes from such a familiar show, this one does a good job with it. Fonzie is quite the ladies man of course, but we also get to see little Joanie breaking loose. We also finally get to see just how special the relationship between the Fonz and Mrs. C really is. Another strength of the movie is the cast. Bringing in Tori Black to play one of Fonzie’s girls is a great idea. Bringing Tori Black in to do anything is a great idea. Missy Stone as Joanie is also quite good. Who know that Shortcake was an anal slut waiting to blossom? Penny Flame shows us that Jenny Piccolo really was the sort of girl who would go all the way. With so much going for it, This Ain’t Happy Days XXX is worth a look for sure. There are issues though and some big ones. First off the sound is pretty shitty at times. Some of the early dialog scenes are nearly impossible to hear. Later there is some sound that just doesn’t match with the action. These aren’t killers, but they just show the rough edges that make this movie a step down from the best the genre has to offer. The script is good and takes advantage of the Happy Days dynamic pretty well. There is probably more that they could have done and perhaps they can turn this one into a two or three movie franchise.
Tori Black, Codi Carmichael & Tommy Gunn
While teaching the guys to be like the Fonz, Tommy has them observe how he treats the girls with respect. Respect apparently means snapping your fingers and inviting two hot chicks to get on their knees in the mensroom for a threesome while his friends watch. (And to think of all the time and effort I have wasted opening doors and buying flowers.) Tori and Codi look really good in their 50’s gear and they enjoy each other as well as the ride on the Fonzie train. Tori looks great sucking his cock while Codi takes care of the balls. Very sexy double BJ here and the girls have just the right amount of giddy enthusiasm to fit the roles they are playing. As the girls take turns riding his cock, Tommy sits back and drops a few Fonzie moments on us. It’s a good scene, true to the TV show and very easy on the eyes thanks mostly to Tori and her head to toe perfection. Codi event spices things up by licking Tori’s ass just a little bit. They end up sharing and swapping a load of hot cum. If any of the guys can learn to handle things like the Fonz then they will have to count themselves lucky.
Penny Flame & Kris Slater
Joanie is thrilled that Chachi is willing to go steady with her. So thrilled in face that she called her best friend Jenny to let her know. Too bad Jenny has Chachi’s cock in her mouth two seconds after they hang up. See, this is a hot scene that plays off of the sexual possibilities of the original TV show. That adds a lot. It doesn’t hurt that Penny is always so much fun to watch and that she looks perfect in this sort of a costume. She gives a great blowjob and then throws her legs back behind her head to let him fuck her silly. I don’t think he has given up his wild ways just yet and with such a hot piece of ass at his disposal who can blame him. He turns her over for doggy and takes full advantage of that pretty wet pussy. Penny adds a lot of dirty talk and jerks his load out all over her mouth. We always knew that Jenny was a slut and now we have the proof.
Riley Evans & Alan Stafford
The Fonz lessons are paying off for Ritchie who scores a late night date with a cheerleader. The busty blonde has her sweater pulled up over her tits as she licks and sucks his cock. Great action here and some nice eye contact as they get busy by the light of the juke box. This is just a BJ scene, but it is a good one and ends with a load shot right onto her cupped tongue. Sexy little side trip with a blonde cheerleader on her knees.
Missy Stone, Jack Lawrence & Anthony Rossano
When Ralph and Potsie find out that Chachi is cheating, they race over to tell Joanie. She decides to get even by giving her virginity not to Chachi, but to her brother’s friends. Missy plays her part well and so do the guys. This is another scene that plays into the sexual appeal of a parody. By the way, the red pubes are Ralph are freaking hysterical. Something odd happens though and the threesome gets derailed. Did Potsie head off to the bathroom or something? He comes back eventually but it was just an odd break in rhythm. Great three-way sex here as Missy opens up her shaved pussy for two willing cocks. Inspired by the fun she is having so far, Joanie decides she wants it in the butt too. This gives us some hot RCA footage as she drops her ass down on a stiff pole. Joanie has learned to love cock quickly and takes two of them at once like she is trying to out-slut Jenny. After taking it up the ass, she gets down and lets them both shoot on her face. Great porno parody sexy here and it’s a really hot fuck scene as well.
Raquel Devine & Tommy Gunn
We all knew that these two had a thing for each other. Now Mrs. C and Fonz get to finally do what they have bee dying to do. Raquel goes down on him and it’s hot, but the sound is really horrible. It doesn’t match the action and once again brings to light one of the weaknesses of this project. Wanting more than a BJ, he has her sit on his cock for some RC. Raquel is a woman who made a career on sexual energy and she has plenty of that here. That young strong cock has Mrs. C creaming and begging to be a “naughty girl.” Since naughty girls like to eat cum, she starts asking for that even as he is pounding away on her. Who know that Mrs. C was such a foul mouthed slut? They finish up with a facial that covers her thin and has her licking up the last few drops.
Bonus: On the main disc there is a running commentary with the cast for the non-sex scenes. You can watch them watching the movie. The bonus disc has a bunch of bonus features including blooper reel, cast interviews, casting, making of, rehearsals, storyboarding and other director’s notes. Slide show, trailers and two bonus scenes. (Missy tone and Penny Flame from other Hustler movies.)
