Freaks of Cock 5
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
122 Mins
JM Productions
DIRECTOR: Todd Todd
THEMES: Big Black Dicks, Interracial Sex
2009
12/08
STARS: Sarah Vandella, Andi Anderson, Kelly Divine, Emma Heart & OG Mudbone
REVIEW-
These movies are strange. That’s all there is to it. They feature hot girls being picked up reality-porn style and then fucked by monster fake cocks. The guy carrying the fake cock is one of the more obnoxious figures in all of porn. The whole borders on a big racist, mess with a hint of bestiality. And somehow they work. I’m not entirely sure why, but sometimes they work really well. This is one of those times. The girls really have a tough job. They have to carry the action because the guy just holds onto the huge dick and pretends to fuck them. All four girls are very good this time. Sarah Vandella is gorgeous and shows off a fantastic body during a hot scene. An ass like that should be admired and loved from any angle. Kelly Divine also has quite an ass and is a very pleasant surprise in this movie. Emma is probably the weakest of the bunch, but is still pretty good. That leaves Andi Anderson who absolutely tears it up. This woman is hot matter what she does. Her set up is funny, her body is perfect and she has enough energy to completely carry the day. She’s so hot she probably even made the rubber dick cum.
Sarah Vandella
Man you can’t escape Laker talk anywhere these days. Todd and OG discuss Laker basketball, fires, Michael Jackson and body ink as they drive around SoCal. If you can sit through this without your ears bleeding then score a few points for you. They meet Sarah at school and she just whips out her tits right there. She is very flirtatious, but even this horny blonde seems to roll her eyes at some of the obnoxious chatter. On the way home she flashes some strangers and that’s pretty hot. Back at OG’s grandma’s house, the fun continues. Sarah wants to suck some dick and doesn’t even flinch when the big fake bone comes out. She looks into the camera and rams it to the back of her throat. Sarah is a gorgeous girl and we get to see plenty of her perfect tits and big ass in addition to watching her handle the inhuman cock shoved in hr face. They start fucking and she takes the tip into her pussy. She looks great and does her best to sell the action. Things are very limited in these movies because OG has to hold the toy and the girls really can’t get fucked too deep with it. The chatter is annoying, but Sarah is fun to watch and quite enthusiastic about the fire hose cum blast that soaks her. This girl is awesome.
Kelly Divine
Deep fried turkey and buying gifts for children are topics on the table during the next car ride from hell. Kelly is selling candy as a fundraiser and if you skip forward to the point when they meet her you can save yourself about seven minutes of excruciating mental anguish. They offer to buy all of her candy if she will come back with them and get some cock. Back at grandma’s house, Kelly gets to show off her massive ass and then comes face to face to face with the dick. Quite a reaction this time. She is amazed and plenty scared as she strokes it. Kelly’s BJ is ok and she does her best to fuck the big toy with good energy. Things get really, really hot when she puts her big ass up in the air and screams her way through some good looking footage. Action this good is rare in this series. It’s such a narrow niche fetish that generally good porn is harder to find than you would think. This one eventually gives us good penetration shots and great ass coverage. The big shot at the end seems to take her by surprise, but this is a lot better than I was expecting.
Andi Anderson
Skip the car crap and move right on to Andi. She plays a lovely young woman who is scared and disgusted by black cock. Andi is hilarious with her dialog. She cowers and wants to run until they hypnotize her. Once she is under she barks like a dog, does the chicken dance and loves black dick. They have some fun with her on the way home, taking her in and out of character and enjoying her hot mouth. Andi lets loose on the couch and sucks that fake dick like it’s a real one. When she rolls over to get fucked, Andi reaches back and fingers her asshole. Great performers really stand out in this series because it really is all on the girl. There is no way the guy can contribute anything but a steady hand and a constant stream of annoying chatter. Andi works well with the big toy, adds her own hot talk and ends up fucking it like it’s real. She gets plastered in fake cum and nearly drowned by the load. No one is going to top Andi so consider this the highlight of a good collection.
Emma Heart
This time they end up in the library where they find sexy Emma reading. She has her glasses on and a hot mini skirt and confesses that she loves black cock. That’s all they really need. From the start of the sex, Emma is overwhelmed by the size. That probably has some appeal, but she just doesn’t have what it takes to carry the load as well as Andi did. She scores points for being cute though and does some good reverse cowgirl. Considering the can only fit the head into her mouth, Emma does deserve some credit. The big facial leaves her glasses a mess, but she is still smiling.
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