Not the Cosbys XXX
Not the Cosbys XXXMOVIE TYPE: Parody
145 Mins
X Play/Hustler
THEMES: Comedy, Interracial Sex
2009
2/09
STARS: Thomas Ward, (Non Sex), Monica Foster, Cassidy Clay (Non Sex), Misty Stone, Tyler Knight, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon (Non Sex), Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tee Reel
REVIEW-
Since it’s Father’s Day weekend, this is the perfect time to take an X-rated look at one of America’s most beloved TV dads. I know that a lot of you cringe at the idea of Bill Cosby and company being run through the porn wringer. It’s actually a great idea and the first time we have seen a porn comedy with so much color. The cast is great and if you look at the box you have do a double take on some of these women. Just a few notes. The Cos does not have any sex scene. He is played really well by Thomas Ward, but we aren’t going to see the eyes rolling during any deep blowjobs. Also, there is no incest here. The Huxtables are a good wholesome family who keep their fucking outside of the home. (And generally outside of their race, but more on that later.) Cassidy Clay and Melody are also in non-sex roles. They play the oldest and youngest daughters respectively. It’s probably a good idea that little Rudy doesn’t do anything naughty since Nina looks dangerously close to a black version of a Max Hardcore fantasy in this movie. Monica Foster and Misty Stone are perfectly cast as Clair and Denise. Both of them have good sex scenes and play their parts well. The story is a very good one, pulled straight out of 1980’s Must-See TV. Denise is trying to decide which college to go to while she struggles with whether or not to go all the way with her boyfriend. Along the way we get a lot of interracial sex thanks to Sarah and Tori. The big orgy scene is hot, but so much is going on that you can’t really keep up. Tori comes back for a great scene with Tyler Knight that really helps the overall sexual heat. Melody plays Vanessa, and she gets the only black on black action in the flick. It’s a good scene and her wig is almost too good. My biggest praise still goes to Misty. She does a great acting job in this movie and is just too fucking hot for words. Her solo scene is a great warm up and then we wait for two hours to finally see her lose her cherry. If this girl isn’t up for some awards at the end of the year then there is a problem. I just hope they lock her up for the sequel before she goes out makes a movie with Mickey Rourke or marries some half-wit musician. I always did have a thing for Denise and now I have one for Misty. Once again Will Ryder has taken a classic sitcom and treated it well. The sets are good, the clothes are good and the music is great. The script is authentic and there is enough character driven fantasy appeal to the scenes to make it work. If you are a fan of this genre, then Cosbys is a must-see. If you aren’t a fan you might become one after this. I’m not sure if it’s as good as the original Bradys, but Not the Cosbys XXX is Must-See Stroke-TV.
Misty Solo
After Denise talks to her father and then her older sister about whether or not to fuck her man, she heads up to her bedroom to work out a few things between her legs. What is up with Ryder taking the hottest girl in his cast and putting her in a solo scene to kick off these movies? It’s like his version of Hitchcock popping up in every flick. Not that I’m complaining. Misty is really good looking and gets down to some serious finger play. She spreads her long legs wide, lubes up her pussy and rubs her hands all over her aching twat before turning her fabulous ass upwards to give us a view as she fingers her slit and teases her butthole. Misty breaks out her favorite toy, sucks it for a while and then lets it work its magic inside of her sweet folds. This is a really strong solo scene. It looks great, the energy is fantastic and it is pretty well shot. The camera does move around a lot, but for the most part it looks like a well done gonzo solo. Misty looks completely happy when she is done and cleans off her toy with her pretty mouth.
Sarah Vandella, Lana Violet, Jay Ashley, Jenny Hendrix, Dick James, Jaelyn Fox & Tori Black
At the slumber party, Denise is shocked to see her friends getting naked. Her man makes a move and she storms out. Sarah rushes right over to Dick, gives him a kiss and drops right to her knees to sample that big cock. Quickly joined by Jaelyn, this becomes a two blonde on one black cock session before you can say racial harmony. Jenny and Lana are getting it on over on the couch while Tori is inhaling Jay’s stiff meat. The action moves around quite a bit to follow the fun. Lana goes a little cock crazy for Jay, but Jaelyn is really the girl who goes nuts. This chick chokes on black dick while riding Sarah‘s face. In a case of too much good stuff, the editing might make you nuts. Sarah sucking dick, Jenny ramming herself with a huge dick, Lana deep throating, it all moves a little too quickly for its own good. Everything here is fantastic. The girls look amazing, the sex is energetic and fun, Lana is fucking gorgeous. There is just no way to give everyone the attention they deserve. So enjoy this group scene for what it is, a well shot, fast paced orgy with wall to wall eye candy and better energy than you would ever expect to see in a feature. The shared cumshots cap the action perfectly.
Tori Black & Tyler Knight
Theo and Cock Roach blow off a Knicks game to crash the slumber party. They weren’t invited, but Tori is hot for cock and as soon as the room clears out, she goes right after Theo. She takes his pants down and licks his hard cock like she’s a very hungry girl. Adding a woman like Tori to the cast is always a good idea and she instantly makes the temperature rise. While the scene doesn’t really mean much to the story or have any character appeal. (Did we really care if Theo banged a horny stripper) is well shot and really hot smut. Tori mounts up for reverse cowgirl and shows us why she is one of the most popular girls in the biz. He fucks her hard from every angle and then shoots a big load right into her pretty mouth. This is a very hot scene and if more parodies are on the horizon, Tori would make a great Daisy Duke, Kelly Kapowski or Shirley Feeney.
Monica Foster & Danny Mountain
On a tour of Hillman, Claire tells Denise about the crush she had on a handsome soccer player back in school. The flashback looks like they borrowed it from the Brady parodies and the clothes fit the times. He gets her out of her dress and spanks that fine ass. This is a nice way to get Claire in on the action without having her step out on her man. See, it’s good family-values porn. She gives some really good head and isn’t afraid to go deep without all the fake gagging, porno bullshit. You have to love the way she arches her back and shows off her ass while she sucks. We get additional ass shots when she is on top riding that cock. Monica works her hips like she may never let him go and puts on a hot show in the process. The energy here is really good and she looks fantastic with her legs pushed up to her shoulders while he drives deep into that tight black pussy. They finish out with a nice big facial all over her closed mouth. We always knew that Claire was a wild thing.
Melody Nakai & Tee Reel
The whole family is gone leaving Vanessa to hang out with Cock Roach. He suggests that they play sin the bottle and she gives it a try. It’s fun and easy with two people, but he recommends they advance to the next phase. Melody is a cute girl with great tits and enough body ink to make her seem a bit out of place for 1980’s suburbia. Never mind, check out that ass. She’ll do just fine. Her hair is a little disconcerting, but little Vanessa sucks dick like a grown up girl. Hell she even knows to focus on the balls to keep her man happy. She’s got a great smile that we get to see as she looks back and pumps him in doggy, arching her back nicely while taking every inch into her pink. Who knew that Vanessa would lose her virginity before big sis? Melody turns around and rides that cock like an old pro, bouncing on him hard until he can’t take it any more. They go for spoon and then she drops to the floor to let him drip his load onto her tongue. Very sexy girl.
Misty Stone & Scott Lyons
Tired of being the last virgin in school Misty invites over a college guy she met and takes him mom and dad’s bedroom. Taking out his cock she licks it slowly up and down, savoring it like she truly enjoys the taste. Misty is so fucking cute that I just stared at the screen for a long time watching her suck dick. She does it with great skill and a tremendous longing. Scott moves in and makes a meal out of her sweet chocolate taco. That virgin hole is nicely shaved, all wet and ready for cock. It slides right in and she gives a fair amount of dirty talk as she lets him know how good it feels. We get some great ass shots she gets on top. Her pretty asshole is winking at us as she lets him slam up into her pussy. You have to hand it to the Huxtable girls. When they lose their virginity, they do so with a lot of energy and style. Good close up pussy shots during the reverse cowgirl. They close perfectly with a big shot right in her mouth and all over her face.
Bonus: There are a lot of bonus features to enjoy on this one. Best of all we get three bonus scenes. Watch Teagan, Brynn and Jenna Haze fuck from three other outstanding X Play titles. This is three additional hot scenes and makes a perfect bonus. There is also a funny commentary track on the main disc. Disc 2 has slide shows, trailers and 10 different BTS segments. As usual they have put a lot of effort into the making of aspects of the bonus material. Add that to a trio of hot scenes and you have an A+ for bonus.
