This Ain’t Hell’s Kitchen XXX
This Ain’t Hell’s Kitchen XXXMOVIE TYPE: Feature
90 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Stuart Canterbury
THEMES: Parody, Comedy, Sex in the Kitchen
2009
4/09
STARS: Missy Stone, Kagney Linn Karter, Veronica Rayne, Kylee Reese, Callie Dee, Aiden Starr, Marcus London, Billy Glide, Anthony Rosano & Kris Slater
REVIEW-
This is yet another parody from Hustler. The last couple I watched were really good, but this one is not. It’s based on the show Hell’s Kitchen which may have some minor fantasy appeal if the movie were done well. Marcus London does a decent job as Chef Ramsey, but the movie just doesn’t offer much. London and Kagney Linn Karter show up in the first scene together. So the star of the show and the hottest girl fuck with the most to do with the story right at the front. It just doesn’t leave much else. Missy Stone is cute enough to watch in the finale, but everything is a little flat. The sex scenes are vanilla and uneventful, but has some appeal I suppose. The script has some nice moments, but it’s choppy and just doesn’t feel like the put enough time into it. If you really like parodies, love sex in the kitchen or want to hear Marcus London call people “donkey” then pick it up. Otherwise, leave this kitchen closed.
Kagney Linn Karter & Marcus London
Interestingly enough we start right out with watching the Chef fucking one of his contestants. It also gets us to the hottest girl in the movie right out of the gage. The sexy blonde drops to the kitchen floor and starts sucking his cock. She’s a very hot looking girl with some serious oral skills. Marcus stays in contact as she delivers a really impressive BJ complete with nice eye contact. He puts her up on the counter and samples some fresh sushi. He bends her over and they fuck. There isn’t a whole lot of fantasy TV appeal here, but Kagney is a hot looking babe and the sex is good enough. There is a bit of tit fucking, but this is your basic fuck scene that works mostly because Kagney is hot. He shoots all over her lips and she lets it dribble down her chin before sucking up the final few drops.
Aiden Starr & Billy Glide
Service is so slow that Billy goes right ahead and makes a meal of his date. She must have ordered the large helping of beef because his cock is too big for her mouth. Aiden does a nice job here, but this is basically a throw away scene with some people watching as Billy fucks his date on the table. He pushes that big dick into her pussy. There is nothing bad about this scene, but it just isn’t much to make it stand out. Aiden rides hard at the end and begs for his cum. She gets it on her face. That’s exactly what she gets and it is the highlight of the scene.
In order to win favor from the Chef Callie and Kylee put on a little lesbian show. It’s your basic veggie scene with decent looking girls fucking in a kitchen. There isn’t a lot of fantasy appeal and the sex is lukewarm. It’s just instantly forgettable. The best looking footage comes when they sit on opposite counters and masturbate. Otherwise it’s only good if you really like lesbian sex between chicks in pink chef’s hats.
Veronica Rayne & Anthony Rosano
When a food critic gets more than she bargains for, the results are quite good. Anthony winds a few votes in a challenge by eating Veronica on the bar. This is another scene that is tied to the story by the thinnest of threads and is as appealing as you think Veronica is in a very tame scene. She looks pretty damn good and gives some great heat. The sex is just vanilla as it has been throughout the movie. They get a little aggressive when she is bent over being slammed from behind, but mostly this is another average sex scene with very little spark. Good energy and dirty talk from Veronica make this work.
Missy Stone & Kris Slater
The men win the challenge and get to pick who goes on the chopping block. Missy tells Kris that she will do anything to stay off the block. And she does mean anything. The sexy little brunette knows how to work a dick with her mouth and really gives us a good reason to stick around for the final scene. He pulls her sexy us up onto his lap and shoves her pussy down around his dick, Rolling her over, Kris stuffs her full of dick and Missy responds with her usual blend of girl next door charm and nasty slut energy. She asks him to cum on her tits so he does. That’s it. End of sex, end of movie.
Bonus: BTS, Trailers, Slide Show & Commercials
