Busty Cops on Patrol (Blu-Ray)
Busty Cops on Patrol (Blu-Ray)MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
146 Mins.
Elegant Angel
DIRECTOR: William H
THEMES: Big Tits, Police Uniform
2009
4/09
STARS: Gianna Michaels, Shyla Stylez, Jada Fire, Claire Dames, Kagney Linn Karter, Charley Chase, Steve Holmes, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Alec Knight, LT
REVIEW-
OK before I even started this movie I loved it. The theme song by William H is so fucking funny that it harkens back to the good ole days when Dark Bros. movies had music that stuck in your head. It’s freaking brilliant. The rest of the movie is just as good. There are some obvious fetishes addressed here. With a cast that includes Gianna Michaels, Shyla Stylez and Claire Dames, you know that the big tit angle is totally covered. Fans looking for cops in uniform will find a lot to enjoy here. There is a funny story and reality TV feel to the movie which is cool. These cops fuck on duty, fuck perps, shake their tits and do all of the things we want in a porn. William H handles the humor well, but it is the sex that really makes this movie great. The sex and of course the awesome tit shots. If you like boobs, you will LOVE the way the sex is shot in this movie. Specifics? Take your pick and you end up with a great scene. Gianna and Charley have a great opening scene. If there is a weakness to this movie it would be the fact that Gianna doesn’t come back for seconds. Claire tears it up in a scene that cements her as one of the nastiest DD girls in the biz. Kagney‘s scene is a lot of fun and her dirty talk at the end is just fucking awesome. Jada is great as always and we finish with Shyla. Does she EVER do a bad scene? William H has done a great job with this movie. It’s funny, it hits the fetish points perfectly and overall it is a tremendous stroke flick.
Gianna Michaels, Charley Chase & Steve Holmes
Gianna and Charley show up on a flasher call. They interview Steve Holmes who just can’t help but let his cock pop out of his shorts. The dialog is hilarious and eventually the girls just can’t resist that big thing. They make him assume the position do a thorough search of his body with their tongues. Charley looks great, but once Gianna gets her hands on the dick she just takes over. The girls share the cock, sucking and stroking it while nicely showing off their huge racks. Charley takes the first ride, pulling her panties aside and slipping it up into her pussy. Gianna watches her partner ride and is impressed by the way her tits bounce. When Gianna gets her turn she blows everyone away with the best tits in the business and her usual volcanic sexual energy. Great energy from both women as Charley proves she can take a big cock and hang with one of the most dynamic performers in the business. This is a hot scene in every regard. The girls stay in character, they show off their tits perfectly and they fuck like they can’t wait for the next stroke. I know we are only one scene in, but I am already set to call this a must-own title. Steve helps cement that status by shooting a load into Gianna‘s mouth. She lets it dribble all over Charley‘s tits. This is just about perfect in every way.
Claire Dames & Anthony Rosano
Rookie cop Claire is partnered up with a sexist vet who keeps hookers on the side and uses empty houses to make moves on young cops. She is married and resists his advances at first, but agrees to show him her big titties, “just a little.” For someone who started out unsure, Claire jumps right in there and starts sucking his dick like a pro. Great blowjob footage here and Claire is anxious to get up on him and fuck. The big tit shots are well done here and she gives the sort of scene we have come to expect from this hot dirty girl. He bends her over and sticks his dick right up her ass. Claire loves it back there and isn’t afraid to let us all hear about it. She gives some great ass shots and takes a huge load on her face. This is just hot, nasty action with a lot of boob footage.
Jada Fire & Alec Knight
Alec is down on his luck after losing his home. He’s living in his warehouse and drinking a lot. Jada needs proof and follows him into the warehouse. Taking advantage of his state, she makes the first move and shoves her big tits in his face. She puts her lips on his cock and has him throbbing in no time. They find a couch where she can disrobe and get comfortable while he tongue fucks her chocolate taco. Jada is an aggressive girl who wants to be fucked hard and deep. Alec gives her that and then rolls her over to keep up the assault in her back door. With the uniform gone, this scene loses the cop appeal, but we still get great boob shots and blistering hot sex from this horny officer. He drills her deep and then just covers her face and tits with a huge load.
Kagney Linn Karter & James Deen
Officer Karter is undercover on a prostitution sting for the first time. She easily picks up a mark and takes him back to the hotel. With her fellow officers watching from the other room she just keeps right on going. She cares more about getting her pussy licked than busting him at this point. That isn’t going to help her standing in the force, but it makes for better porn than a prostie bust would. James bends her over and fucks that little pussy like he owns it. (Actually he just rented it for a bit.) Nice energy here and good eye candy The boob shots aren’t quite as perfect as in some of the earlier scenes, I think Kagney has a career if her law enforcement days are numbered. She spreads her legs wide, presents her tits and screams out as she begs him not to stop. This is some of the hottest dirty talk I have heard in a long time and makes the scene as good as anything we have seen. He slams her until he is ready to explode all over her pretty face. Wow that was hot.
Shyla Stylez & LT
Things are not going well around the station and LT things that Shyla is part of the problem. He orders her onto special desk duty. She turns on the charm and it would be tough for any man to resist that. Shyla drops to her knees and sucks his big cock like she is in love. Her big tits take up much of the screen which is always nice. Of course she sucks cock so well that many people night not even care if she has boobs. He bends her over and fucks her on his desk. Shyla is rare form here, showing off her big ass, rubbing her pussy while she sucks cock and earning her way out of the doghouse the old fashioned way. Pushing her legs back, LT goes into the ass and works that tight hole. This is another great scene that shows off all of Shyla‘s hot parts. When she gets up on top the ass shots are awesome as she pounds her body loudly against his lap. The RCA is even better and gives tit lovers a chance to really enjoy how great she looks. They finish up with a big load of cum all over her tongue. This is the perfect way to end the great final scene of this hot movie.
Bonus: BTS, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Trailers
