Seinfeld A XXX Parody
Seinfeld A XXX ParodyMOVIE TYPE: Feature
146 Mins.
New Sensations
DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Meyers
THEMES: Comedy, Porn Stars
2009
4/09
STARS: Sasha Grey, Ashlynn Brooke, Kristina Rose, Sadie West, Evan Stone, James Deen, Cassandra Calogera, London Keyes, Natalie Norton, Tony DeSergio, Eric John
REVIEW-
This is the latest Must-See TV show to get the New Sensations parody treatment. They have already done the Office and Scrubs, but this one seems a bit more daunting. How do you make a good porn parody with such distinct characters and quirky writing? (Very carefully of course.) I liked the Office, was moderately impressed by Scrubs and was worried about this one. Seinfeld is such an iconic show and it doesn’t really lend itself to perfect porn parody. The sexual tension just isn’t there like it is with some of the other shows. None of that matters though. This is one hell of a fine movie. It’s really funny, uses a lot of material from the original show and features some really good sex. James Deen plays the lead perfectly. He’s funny as hell and does a decent Seinfeld. Eric John has the tough job of playing Kramer (Crammer here) and does a good job. Kristina Rose is great as Elaine (Elaina) and is both hilarious and fucking hot. The script is good and the feel is close enough to the original to be fun. Sexually the movie has a number of highlights. Kirstina’s opening scene with Deen is really awesome. Her dirty talk is just beyond description. She comes back for a lesbian scene that is pretty fun as well. The two best scenes not starring Kristina feature Ashlynn Brooke fucking the “Porn Nazi” and Cassandra Calogeraproving that they are both real and spectacular. Overall this is a fun movie with a clever script some genuinely funny moments and good sex. Watch it to get a good laugh and then marvel at Kristina, Ashlynn and Cassandra.
Kristina Rose & James Deen
After a trip to the Porn Nazi, Gerry and Elaina can’t help themselves. If you ever wondered what it would be like to watch these two humping on the black couch here is your change. They barely make it through the credits of the movie before stripping down for some serious fun. Evan with all that hair, Kristina is quite good looking and happily gags on his big dick. She even begs him to push it deeper into her throat. Very hot scene and they do a decent job of staying in character. That always makes the parody sex more fun. She talks dirty nearly the whole time and is so easy on the eyes that this scene just works on every level. If her dirty talk doesn’t make you lose your nut then there is something wrong. She is just so nasty with that mouth. We can’t have a scene starring Kristina that doesn’t offer at least a few great ass shots along the way, but this one is all about heat and dirty talk. He finally shoots a big load onto her face and she savors it like she really loves the taste.
London is a disgruntled worker who will give up the Porn Nazi’s secret distributor if Elena will give her some pussy. So fresh off of being fucked in scene one Kristina is right back at it. This time she goes after London‘s all natural body with genuine hunger and passion. Nice finger play here as the girls warm up before breaking out the toy. With it vibrating on London‘s clit, Kristina finishes the job by tonguing her asshole. The first scene was a ten, but for girl on girl action this one isn’t too bad at all. The video girl goes one better, working a glass toy into Kristina‘s ass and bring out loud screams of joy Great close up shots here and a both girls end up working up a sweat before they are through.
Sadie West, Sasha Grey & Eric John
Crammer has decided to make his own porn rather than give in to the Porn Nazi. He watches Sadie and Sasha munch rugs for a while before bringing some meat to this picnic. Whipping it out he puts it right in Sadie‘s mouth and Sasha doesn’t miss a beat. Letting her friend stick to the balls, Sasha takes over sucking cock and does her usual stellar job. Her fantastic blowjob earns her a ride on the hard hog and she enjoys every inch of it. Sadie is next, opening her shaved pussy for some hard strokes and sucking him clean like a good porn chick should. The popshot is interesting as Crammer jizzes across both fine asses.
Natalie Norton & Tony DeSergio
Crammer continues his porno shoot and gets his friends in on the act. They shoot in Gerry’s living room and uses George’s fiancée (Natalie Norton) as his female talent. She doesn’t fuck her short, balk lover but instead goes porno with Tony. The way she licks his cock it’s a good thing they didn’t use toxic lube or she might just die. Tony does likewise on her pretty shaved pussy, working her into a full lather before injecting her with porno beef. She doesn’t fuck like a first timer and gives us some good sex. There isn’t much character appeal here. Maybe if George had stayed in the room it would have been better. (He could have bitched bout “the move” or something.) So we end up with a fairly average scene staring a nice looking leggy blonde and above average sexual energy. They finish up with a shot of cream all over her tits. This girl has some potential and we should look for more from her soon.
Ashlynn Brooke & Evan Stone
Rejected by Gerry because she orgasms too easily (At the drop of a hat) Regina is sent into the arms of the Porn Nazi. They head to the back room where her constant orgasms make for a lot of fun. Ashlynn is great looking and never fails to give a great blowjob. From her knees she helps the Porn Nazi work out some of his tension. Nice POV shots of her pretty face as she gets him good and ready. Moving into reverse cowgirl she spreads her long legs and makes that shaved pussy open up for every inch of his hard meat. Great energy here and Ashlynn‘s body is too freaking perfect for words. She rides that thing until she needs a rest and then just throws her legs up to make it easy on him. It doesn’t matter how much character appeal there might be in a scene like this. Ashlynn is great to watch and her energy is very good. They finish up with a great facial shot. Ashlynn is just awesome.
Cassandra Calogera& James Deen
They’re real and they’re spectacular. We all remember that line. Well this real and spectacular girl hops up on stage with Gerry and gives him something to remember. They give us some great shots of her tits right before she drops to the stage to deep throat his cock. This woman is quite a performer and seems to have added some curves lately. He bends her right over and fucks that shaved pussy standing up, making those big tits shake and dance as he fucks her. Great tit shots and really good energy here. Not quite up to the level of the Ashlynn scene, but it does feature a really nice shot over her big tits to close the movie.
Bonus: BTS, Outtakes, Gerry’s Joke O Rama, Photo Gallery, Trailers, Web Trailer & Bonus Scene
