Friends: A XXX Parody
Friends: A XXX ParodyMOVIE TYPE: Feature
140 Mins.
New Sensations
DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Myers
THEMES: Comedy, Cougars
2009
STARS: Kayla Paige, Vanessa Naughty, Jordan Kingsley, Rocco Reed, Anthony Rosano, Criss Strokes, Brittany O’Connell, Riley Evans, Isis Taylor, Evan Stone
REVIEW-
It’s about time New Sensations took on this show. They have been tearing through the NBC line up and Friends seems to be the most obvious target for a porn parody. Any movie featuring six young people, a lesbian ex-wife, porn loving guys, a slutty mom and anyone played by Jennifer Ansiton is ripe for sexual fantasy material. The NS team has given this parody a pretty decent working over. Most of the sets look really good, the costumes are dead on and the hair is great on the women. The dialog is pretty funny and they cover a lot of different Friends story lines. Some of the acting is pretty good. Some of it is really flat, but it’s hard to do comedy like this really well. Sexually the movie is fine, but not great. The women are good looking and mostly energetic. What is missing here is a good tie in to the original. The sex scenes are fine, but they don’t offer much in the way of fantasy. The women look vaguely like the familiar faces from our TV screen, but once the fucking starts they pretty much into auto-pilot mode. Brittany O’Connell actually gives us the best scene as a cougar on the prowl for some young cock. Vanessa Naughty is pretty damn good in her two scenes. Isis Taylor actually stood out for me because she’s just so damn hot. With Kayla Paige in the Aniston role one would expect to see a lot of her. Instead she shows up in only one scene and even that one features three girls so she is more of a background character. That was a big mistake. Overall though this is a decent parody with some fun moments and pretty good sex. One question though; why on earth isn’t there a cameo from Monstar in this movie?
Vanessa Naughty & Anthony Rosano
There are about six storylines going on at once, but the one that gets “Sandler” ready to have fun with “Monica” involves a couple of chicks kissing in the coffee house. He drags his bride to be up the apartment and they go at it before she can get neurotic. Vanessa is a good choice to play the role as she has the right look with her clothes on. The serious ink she’s sporting changes that a bit, but by the time we see that she is taking Anthony nearly balls deep in her throat so we can focus on that instead. He puts her on her back and she is quite vocal about just how much she enjoys being pounded. The close up shots are good and overall the energy is nice, but these two basically went into porn fuck mode and any sort of character-based fantasy is done well before the scene is halfway through. That doesn’t mean the scene is bad, it’s just kind of your average fuck and suck. He fingers her ass for a bit and then dumps his load on her face. Vanessa really does have the right look in the face and makes sure to clean up every drop with her hungry mouth.
Jordan Kingsley & Rocco Reed
Freebie and Joe decide that friends should fuck. Jordan enjoys some pussy licking before turning her attention to Rocco’s dick. Other than the haircut, she really doesn’t have much of a Phoebe thing going. Again that doesn’t matter too much when she is giving a nice looking BJ. She mounts up and starts fucking. It’s another decent sex scene with good close ups and zero fantasy appeal. I don’t expect them to be cracking jokes while they fuck, but shouldn’t there be some nod to the original when you’re doing a XXX parody? She throws in a little dirty talk while he hits her from behind, but this is a pretty standard scene. They finish up with a facial and are both ready to go again right away.
Riley Evans, Isis Taylor & Criss Strokes
Russ finally has a reason to stop moping when his ex-wife and her new lesbian lover show up looking for a three-way. Hey, what better way to mend a broken heart than to provide the meat in a hot lesbian sandwich? Riley plays the ex wife and she remembers just how much Russ loves her big tits. Isis may be the lesbian girlfriend, but this cutie knows her way around a dick. No parody fantasy appeal needed here. Two hot mouths on a cock is enough to make this really fun to watch. Good energy here from both girls, but Isis kind of steals the show. She’s got a really pretty face and definitely earns the first ride on the cock thanks to her stunning BJ. Riley gets on top for her turn and shows off her hot ass. Isis pulls the dick out and sucks it to taste her girl’s cum on her ex’s dick. Russ manages to keep up with both women, fucking Isis hard from behind and then shoving his meat into Riley’s mouth to make her clean it off. He shoots all over their tits. Everyone is happy as can be and ready to get along.
Brittany O’Connell & Rocco Reed
Joe called the nastiest stripper he could find, Russ’ mom. Brit comes in, offers one line of dialog and gets right to business. No stripping even. She just takes out her tits and turns him loose on them. He does a good job eating her so she drops to her knees and starts sucking. I always enjoy watching Brit suck dick. She gives great eye contact and knows exactly what we want to see. I actually wish this had gone on longer. He slides it into her pussy and bangs that red snapper hard enough for her to sing his praises. She bends over and opens up for the camera as he continues to work her over. This is a hot scene with great close ups of a hot slit stretched by a hard dick. Brit provides the energy and some great shots of her ass as well. Rocco fucks her hard enough to keep her tits bouncing and feeds her a load of cream that she sucks up like a happy cougar slut.
Kayla Paige, Vanessa Naughty, Jordan Kingsley and Evan Stone
The girls finally kick their bachelorette party in high gear with dorky stripper Evan. They oil him and up work their hands all over his body. We have waited this long to Rachelle in action and it’s part of a three on one. The girls pass the cock around and do a really nice job with the shared BJ. Logs of ball sucking by Kayla as Jordan works the tip and Vanessa shoves her tits in Evan’s face. It’s Vanessa’s party so she takes a quick ride on the dick but soon gives Kayla a chance. With Evan’s long strokes rearranging her guts, the pretty blonde is plenty busy. Her friends play with each other, but both anxiously await their turn. Great frantic energy as the three girls pick up the pace and fight for time with the stripper pole. Though it isn’t her party Rachelle manages to steal the show during this three on one. The three way facial at the end is very hot. I guess if you’re going to do a Friends parody, having all three girls fuck at once is a good idea.
Bonus: BTS, Outtakes, Bonus Scene (Sadie West), Photo Gallery, Trailers, Web Trailer
