Everybody Loves Lucy
Everybody Loves Lucy MOVIE TYPE: Parody
117 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Jerome Tanner
THEMES: Comedy, Double Anal
2009
STARS: Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Chennin Blanc, Ricki White, Kylee Reese, Dylan Ryder, Lee Stone, Jay Lassiter & John Strong
REVIEW-
We have seen at least a dozen sitcoms parodied in recent years so it is about time we get to this one. I Love Lucy is perhaps THE sitcom of all time. Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer have landed the lead roles in this Jerome Tanner comedy. Since Tanner has been making funny movies for years, there is good reason to be excited by this project. It is available in both color and black and white. I watched the B&W version to get the proper feel and it. As just another porn comedy this one holds up. It has a cute little script, some good nods to Lucy and higher than average sexual heat when Audrey is on screen. The rest of the time however, the sex is average at best, boring at worst. Chennin Blanc, Dylan Ryder, Ricki White and Kylee Reese are just not an overly exciting group of women. If you are looking for anything hot or nasty you need to watch Audrey. I like Audrey as Lucy. She is funny when the script lets her be and very hot. She takes on two guys at once, fucks a waitress, does double anal and then has a three way with Ricky and Ethel. What more could you want from her? There just isn’t enough sexual heat to make this a very good stroke flick. Since it isn’t a great parody it comes up just a little short all the way around. Watch it if you really love I Love Lucy and want to see Audrey do double anal as she portrays the best known woman in television history.
Ricki White & Otto Bauer
Ricky’s English lesson gets naughty when his teacher gives him one on one time. Ricki sucks Ricky’s dick and does a bit of tit fucking as well. This is a rather flat scene from the start with Ricki putting out a little effort, but mostly just waiting for Otto to ram his dick into her. Things pick up a bit as Otto fucks her hard from behind. There is a bit of dirty as he gets close to nutting all over her tits. The most interesting thing about this scene though is the way his accent comes and goes.
Lucky remembers now what happened to her. She was abducted by aliens. OK this just makes things strange. It isn’t really within the spirit of the original show so it’s kind of goofy. On the other hand we get to see Audrey take on two guys which is always fun. The guys keep her pretty mouth busy and then ram that shaved pussy so full of cock that she won’t know what hit her. There is not a lot of in character action here, but Audrey getting slammed is good enough reason to enjoy the scene. The make up and hair makes her Lucy enough to be extra strokeable. The guys double up, giving her a long round of double vag before one of them figures out that she has a second tight hole that really needs to be filled. The ass apparently doesn’t appeal to this alien though and he goes right back into her pussy for some more double stuffing. To really probe her they manage to double up inside of her asshole for a bit. The double facial has some strong Lucy appeal as Audrey holds her lips open and takes a twin load of ball batter on her face.
Audrey Hollander & Dylan Ryder
Lucy’s story seems incredible, but the waitress at the coffee shop knows just how to take her mind off of her troubles. She helps her out of her top and starts sucking nipples like they are covered in candy. After watching her get nailed by two cocks at once, a veggie scene seems a little mild. The girl try to make up for that by going al out. They share a toy, sucking it to get it wet first. It slides right up Audrey‘s ass and she really has fun getting fucked. Returning the favor we find that everyone may love Lucy, but Lucy loves eating pussy. She also loves shoving a big toy into Dylan‘s snatch. This is a decent veggie scene, but nothing especially stands out.
Kylee Reese & Lee Stone
Before the show, one of the horny dancers needs some cock. Ricky is busy so Lee will have to do. She drags him into the dressing room and feeds him her tiny tits. Her long dancer’s legs go straight up into the air while Lee eats her box. This is a good way to stay limber before I show I suppose. His long cock glides into her mouth and hits bottom, but she keeps on trying to take it all. Good eye contact in flashes here, but the camera is moving around and spends way too much time looking up at the bottom of her tits instead of down into her pretty eyes. Her shaved pussy is an easy place to rest his cock
so Lee bends her over the dressing table. Decent low angle shots here, but the action gets much better when they move to the couch and she is free to bounce around in reverse cowgirl. Though this is pretty much a throw away scene, the energy is pretty good and this slutty little showgirl takes a whole lot of dick in her tight honey hole. He pulls out and sprays her down beautiful little box.
Audrey Hollander & Chennin Blanc and Otto Bauer
Lucy and Ethel finally get a chance to star in the show. What they didn’t know is that Ricky works in a sex club and they will have to here to share Ricky’s cock on stage. Now this is pretty good parody stuff. We get to watch the two best friends share a hard dick. They pass it back and forth. Audrey is a much better cock sucker and deep throats like she isn’t even breaking a sweat. The low angle camera work is a killer here. Get it up on the girls’ faces please. Ricky gives Ethel a quick poke before nailing his pretty wife. If you have ever wanted to see Lucy and Ethel eat each other than you are in for a treat. It’s hard not to see this as an Otto and Audrey scene because their energy is so unique. Chennin finally steps up a bit and gets fucked hard from behind. Lucy waits around to suck her friend’s juices from her man’s big cock. Having seen what Ethel can do she drops her ass down on Ricky’s prick and makes sure that he remembers After some hot anal sex, Audrey takes a seat nearby and fucks both of her holes with maracas as her man bangs Chennin some more. In the end he sprays his cum all over both well fucked pussies to the delight of the crowd.
Bonus: Bonus Scenes: (Audrey Hollander in a big orgy and Kylee Reese, Bloopers, Slide Show, Hustler Trailers, BTS and the movie in color.
