30 Rock: A XXX Parody
30 Rock: A XXX Parody MOVIE TYPE: Parody
143 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Meyers
THEMES: Comdey, Office Sex
2009
STARS: Lisa Ann, Ashlynn Brooke, Amy Reid, Lana Violet, Rebeca Linares, Evie Delatosso, James Deen, Chris Cannon, Ralph Long, Paul Woodcrest, Erik Everhard, Bishop & Herschel Savage
REVIEW-
For the latest porn parody, New Sensations has chosen 30 Rock. Good timing since the show just won a butt load of Emmy Awards. I have to admit that I don’t watch the show. I tried, but I just don’t find it all that funny. Since I don’t watch the show, I would imagine that some of the jokes are lost on me. I also don’t know that there is a whole lot of built in fantasy appeal here. One of the leads, the Tracy Morgan character, is played by Bishop. It’s a non-sex role and he is pretty much background dressing after the first few minutes. On the other hand, Bishop does a great job and is just as funny as anything on the actual show. Herschel Savage and Lisa Ann are very good as well. Lisa only has one sex scene, but it is very good. She and James Deen hook up for a fuck that really shows off her great ass. Herschel is the big boss man and he opens the movie with a blistering scene where Evie Delatosso shows that she is a lot more than a great set of tits. As usual, New Sensations throws Ashlynn Brooke into the mix. That’s a good thing every time. Her scene is very hot. I like the sex in this movie a lot. Ashlynn, Lisa Ann, Amy Reid, Lana Violet, Evie Delatoss, Rebecca Linares. What’s not to like? The story is fine and kind of funny, but it is the sex that saves this one. Maybe they should try it on the real thing. It might just make it more interesting.
Evie Delatosso & Herschel Savage
Yeah, the rating suck, what to do? How about letting busty Evie drop to the floor to suck cock? OK not much of a set up, but her eye contact is fantastic and she uses those big tits to keep his dick throbbing when it isn’t in her mouth. When yo uconsider that we just sat through six minutes of Bishop doing his Tracy Morgan impresionan, the four minutes it takes to get hrough BJ one and first fucking position just seems way too short. I don’t know if this has anything to do with the show, but she gets back on her knees and drools all over that dick like she can’t think of anything better in the world. Evie is a hot girl who brings up the heat level in a very big way. There are some really nice big ass shots as she rides. I wouldn’t’ call this a full gonzo speed sex scene, but it is much hotter than a lot of the stuff you get in your standard feature. I love watching her bounce so hars that those tits just go crazy Herschel works her pussy from below and then bends her right over the desk to take it from behind. Evie takes it all and finally sucks a load out of his dick. It splatters all over her beautiful tits and she rubs it in like a good girl. After what seemed to be a quick pace at the start, this scene finds a grove and is super hot.
Ashlynn Brooke & Chris Cannon
Ashlynn needs a good sketch written for and she knows how to make that happen. She has to fuck the writer. Hey, works for me. Any excuse to watch Ashlynn drop to her knees and start sucking on a dick would work. I love the dirty talk she adds along the way and am ready to see her go crazy. Climing on top of him with her pussy facing the camera, Ashlynn does just that. She slams her hips down and takes every inch of dick Chris has to give. Her body look really good in this scene and the close up shots of her pussy are fantastic. Turning her ass to the camera she shows off that curvy backside and she wiggles her hips up and down on his rod. I love that new Senstions puts Ashlyn in all these movies because she is just good for one fantastic fuck every time. This one ends with a shot right on her ass. I’m dying to see more.
Amy Reid & Ralph Long
Dorky Ralph is talking to Amy and launches into a fantasy ehre she drops to her knees and sucks his cock. Can’t blame him on that one. Her tits are popping out and perfect as her head bobs and his dick disappears between her lips. He moves her up onto the desk and throws her legs up in the air. Great shots of her pussy during a hard and fast mish fuck. Amy goes back down to suck his cock clean and then gets on top for reverse cowgirl. In between each position she sucks the juices from his cock. Either Amy tastes really good or she just likes a smooth clean entry. (Which would explain her nearly shaves slit.) Really good energy from Amy here as she takes apounding in the pussy while letting her own fingers explore her asshole. He cums all over her big tits. What a great fantasy scene.
Lisa Ann & James Deen
Lisa is an easy touch for her on again off again boyfriend. He zooms in, calls her Princess and then gets into her panties with some dude rolling camera. He has her pants off and his face buried between her big cheeks in no time. Lisa reaches around and holds herself open so he can eat properly. It is always fun to watch Lisa suck cock and when she has her glasses on it just adds more to the fun. Good blowjob here, but the highlight shots come when she bends over the desk and gets fucked from behind. That’s a big, strong ass she’s got back there. James fucks her hard and moves her legs around to get the camera in there nicely. They keep going back to standing doggy and it is easy to see why. Great leg and ass shots from this sexy brunette. Lisa takes over a while in reverse cowgirl and makes sure that she gets him good and ready to blast a huge nut all over her face and glasses. I doubt if Tina Fey could fuck like that, but we can all dream thanks to another hot scene from Lisa Ann.
Lana Violet, Rebeca Linares & Erik Everhard
OK this one is just weird. Erik is someone else’s fantasy version of himself? I don’t know. All I know is that he gets to fuck both Lana and Rebeca and that makes him lucky as hell. First the eats and fingers them and then they take over Rebeca starts with the sucking, but Lana ends up stealing the show with some very deep stroke. With ttwo girls to enjoy Erik just sits back and lets them do the work. They ride for a bit and then bend over aleays staying close to each other to kiss or touch as needed. Rebeca does her best work bent over with her spectacular ass on display. In that positon she can shove her tits into Lana‘s mouth. Nice reverse cowgirl from Rebeca , but the deep throat breaks from Laan really do steal the show. The sexy little Asian ends up bent over the desk eating her Latina parter while Erik just keeps plowing away. I like the way this scene is paced. You have tow ret looking women who are also high impact performers. Erik manages to keep them both busy from start to finish and we can enjoy awesome shaved pussy shots galore. The girls get down and share a big load together, kissing and giggling after he has dumped his seed.
Bonus: Behind the Scenes, Outtakes, Photo Gallery, Trailers, Web Trailer, Bonus Scene (Lisa Ann fucking Tommy Gun in the rain, very hot.)
