Not Monday Night Football XXX
Not Monday Night Football XXXMOVIE TYPE: Parody
131 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Will Ryder
THEMES: Interactive Sex
2009
STARS: Angelina Armani, Sarah Vandella, Lela Star, Jaelyn Fox, Cindy Jones, Alyssa Reece, Tatum Pierce, Layla Rivera, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Amia Miley, Ally Ann, Ashlyn Rae, Delila Darling, Topanga Fox, Mai Ly, Rick Madrid, Billy Goodrich, Evan Stone, Scott Lyons, Eric John, Kris Slater, Thomas Ward, Sophie Dee, Lee Bang, Laci Lain
REVIEW-
The latest X-Play parody is an interesting one. I don’t know if sex is the first thing I think of when I look back on the hundreds of MNF games I’ve watched over the years. There really isn’t a lot of built in sex appeal. However, there is plenty of room for laughs and group sex apparently. Rick Madrid plays Howard Cosell and is absolutely brilliant. He nails the dialog and makes the scenes between the sex worth watching. Thomas Ward drops by for a guest appearance by (not) Bill Cosby and is hilarious. Rick and Thomas will probably be fighting it out for best non-sex performance of the year. Billy Goodrich does a decent John Madden, but we are all so spoiled by Frank Caliendo’s John that it’s hard to compare. Some of the other cameos are interesting. Lee Bang dropping by as OJ? Evan Stone as Joe Namath is pretty good, but he’s there mostly to give us a sex scene with Angelina Armani. Oh yeah, sex. This is a porn flick after all. You will love the sex in this movie as long as you like group scenes. All but one of the scenes in Not MNF is either a 4 on 1 or a 4 on 0. It’s like fast break porn sex. The first four on one at the tailgate party is good, features Britney Stevens and girls in football uniforms with eye black. The second takes place in a locker room, brings us Jaeyln Fox and chicks in cheerleader uniforms. Sarah Vandella stars in a referee four on one that also features Jessica Bangkok. (More of Sarah would have made this a much hotter movie.) We get a four-girl football party that features Angelina Armani. It’s a really good scene and shows off her star power. If you like four on one sex scenes then you will love this movie from start to finish. I’d like to see a bit more variety, but there is nothing bad about the scenes here. There are some really funny moments here and X-Play has managed to make a pretty good fuck flick from a show that isn’t a natural porn fit. They threw a whole lot into this movie, but come no video of Joe Theismann’s leg snapping over and over and over and over in super slow motion?
Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Cindy Jones, Tatum Pierce & Kris Slater
After a taped segment, the girls of Green Bay show how they like to tailgate. I’m not sure why Kris is BBQ’ing by himself, why he’s making so much meat with no one around or where four hotties came from in Green Bay, but hey, this is porn. Enjoy it. The girls are in panties, tube socks and football pads. If that kind of attire is fantasy fodder for you then you will certainly wish you were in Kris’ shoes. They surround his cock and start sucking. Nice POV shots of the girls crowding around in their eye black. I really like Ashlyn Rae. She’s a cute who fits right in here. Britney of course is one of the more enthusiastic babes in the business and loves her meat. Since the numbers don’t even out the girls have to help keep each other happy as well. Ashlyn and Britney double up on the cock while Cindy and Tatum prove the fish is also a good tailgating option. There is a lot going on with this scene and the girls don’t get much of a chance to shine in B/G action. Instead we get quick glimpses as they take their turn and then dive back into the veggie pool. All of the girls are energetic and easy on the eyes so if you like group scenes or have a fantasy about fucking four cute strangers then you can just enjoy the controlled chaos. The girls share a load at the end, proving that juicy meat is just what hot cheeks need to survive those cold Wisconsin nights.
Layla Rivera, Delila Darling, Jaelyn Fox, Amia Miley and Eric John
Four cheerleaders are on hand for a charity appearance (to help battered men escape psycho girlfriends) and a lucky football player wanders in. The girls attack his cock and won’t let go. There is some serious dirty talk here and Jaelyn Fox does her usual stellar job of making us all believe that she loves nothing more in the world that a big stiff prick between her lips. This one looks a lot like the last scene with different costumes. Hey, I’m a big fan of cheerleaders and four at once sounds pretty good to me, but this second fuck has the same pros and cons as the first. When the girls don’t have cock to play with they improvise, using a dildo to keep the slits warmed up and ready to get into the game. Jaelyn is impossible to beat for energy, but Delila is a very cute new chick who manages to steal some of the spotlight. The uniforms are gone halfway through the scene so you end up with a one on four in a locker room highlighted by the girls lined up in doggy over a bench while Eric does them from behind. They happily share a facial that is defiantly worth a second look and perhaps a third.
Jessica Bangkok, Topanga Fox, Sarah Vandella, Ally Ann & Scott Lyons
New scene, new outfits, same formula. Scott Lyons is the head referee and after being interviewed by Sarah he gets to the one in another four on one scene. Sarah has his cock in her mouth while the other girls are keeping busy with pussy. Any time you have Sarah in a scene and have something that takes away from her, you have potential problems. Jessica is leading the veggie attack, but check out the way Sarah deep throats the cock with her head hung backwards. That shit needs to be shown without any cut aways. I could spend the rest of the scene on that issue, but let’s enjoy what we’ve got going on here. In addition to the obvious charms that Sarah brings to the table, we have Jessica Bangcock going crazy for dick. They all share the big load. This is a great scene and could only be better if Sarah had a chance to shine on her own.
Lela Star, Lela again. I thought she vanished after becoming a contract girl. The real reason to watch this scene is Angelina Armani & Evan Stone
Joe stops by the booth with his new girlfriend. She is thrilled that the got her an audition as sideline reporter and does what all girls in her poison do in porn flicks. She repays his kindness with her sweet mouth. Angelina gets him nice and wet and then licks the full length of his rod. Doing her best to swallow that big thing she gets much of it down her throat in a very hot display of oral skill. She gets on top of his face and allows him to eat her pussy. He licks it and makes sure that it’s nice and wet for her to take a ride. Angelina is gorgeous and rides the big dick like she loves it. Great looking cowgirl girl here with a whole lot of energy. Even turns her around and fucks her from behind. There are some nice ass shots here and they really pick up the pace as she screams at him to fuck her harder. She finishes with a shot on her face that stays there while she sucks the final few drops. This is the sort of scene that should make her a contender for starlet of the year.
Bonus: 3 BTS reels including a bonus from Not Married with Children XXX, Trailers and a Slide Show
