This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX
This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXXMOVIE TYPE: All Sex
117 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Parody, Cheerleaders
2009
STARS: Ashlyn Rae, Missy Stone, Misty Stone, Nicole Ray, Ally Ann, April O’Neiil, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders, Eric John & Scott Stone
REVIEW-
It’s time for another porn parody. This one seems like a natural. OK, it seems like a natural fit when you consider how hot the women of the show grew up to be. This silly little teen comedy was about as wholesome as can be. That doesn’t mean that it wasn’t filled with great porn parody potential. You put that many good looking people together in a school setting and you know that the hormones are going to take over. I admit that I found myself watching this show a lot more than I should have. Since I did I was really looking forward to seeing what would happen in a full blown porn version of “Bell.” I wanted to see what sort of script they would put together. In that regard they did a pretty good job. It follows a number of familiar plot lines. Zach and Slater cause trouble, Zach and Kelly fight, Slater and Jessie are at odds and of course Screech is trying desperately to get into Lisa’s pants. The script is pretty good and some of the acting performances are outstanding. Scott Stone is good as Zach (Though he sounds like Mark Whalberg in Rock Star.) Mike Butders on the other hand is horrible. From his inexcusably bad (Not funny, just lazy and lame) wig to his awful dialog, he is pretty much unwatchable in this movie. It’s really strange because he is usually a very good actor. The three female leads are pretty good. Ashlyn Rae, Missy Stone and Misty Stone look good as Kelly, Jessie and Lisa and they handle their lines well. Ashlyn is a little underused, but she really looks good. Sexually this movie is both good and bad. Good in that none of the scenes are forgettable. Bad in that some of the scenes don’t really have a lot of original show appeal. We want to see Zach and Kelly get it on. (They do) We want to see Jessie get fucked by Slater (We don’t). That means that the story has to take us there and that the actors have to fuck in character. That happens a little bit with Misty and Ralph hook up. It’s sadly missing in the rest of the scenes. Not a big deal to some perhaps, but it sort of kills the point of a good porn parody. Beyond that factor the sex is pretty good. Nicole Ray pops up twice as a cheerleader and is worth watching both times. The lesbian action with Missy Stone is very good. Ashlyn Rae is really cute as Kelly, but her scene is pretty ordinary. The sex is good, but it could be better. The script is good, but the acting could be better. I like this movie thanks to good sex, some funny lines and Misty Stone. More of her and I probably would have given this one an A even with Slater’s horrible wing and equally atrocious acting.
Nicole Ray & Ralph Long
Sexy cheerleader Nicole is enjoying a shower after a hard day at practice. She is startled by a mystery man who whips out his cock. One look at that huge thing and Nicole drops to her knees for a taste. She shoves it to the back of her throat and lubes it up with her spit so that she can jerk it hard in her tiny hand. There are some nice POV shots as she works hard to please the mystery cock. The popshot is nicely captured from the POV angle as the guy unloads a huge wad on her pretty little face just before the bell rings.
While her friends are looking for sun, surf and sex, environmentally conscious Jesse spends her after school hours at a “Save the Dolphins” rally. Sitting next to April O’Neiil it doesn’t take her long to stop panting and start kissing. This is kind of a cute and awkward little lesbian scene with April playing a shy dork (The one Tori Spelling played on the original show) while Missy seems to be the more experienced pussy hound. April has amazing breasts and great legs. Jessie definitely picked the right girl to go muff diving with. April isn’t quite so shy when it comes time to lick pussy. She does a really good job eating that box. The toy play gets a little anal as our braining activist pokes and licks her busty friend’s butt like she’s searching for alternative fuel solutions. April looks pretty damn good bent over as well. This girl really is fun to watch.
Ally Ann & Mikey Butders
While there is trouble in Bayside paradise, the new girl is moving to make things better. Ally went to school with Slater “back East” and she has always fantasized about getting it on with two guys at once. She drags the boys back to school where she can’t get out of her clothes fast enough. Just when Zach is about to tag team this dirty girl with his friend, he gets a case of guilty conscious and rushes off to win back his girl. That leaves Ally with a mouth full of cock and she seems to like it just fine. After a quick BJ they move the stairs where she can squat over him in reverse cowgirl and fuck like crazy. She really likes being bent over the skinny little thing takes quite a pounding. Nice use of the stairs here. They were such a part of the set that it adds a little bit of show appeal that might be missing otherwise. He puts her down on the floor and shoots a nice load all over her face.
Nicole Ray & Eric John
Even Mr. Belding is getting down and dirty. He’s got Nicole cheering for him privately under his desk. Right in the middle of a great blowjob, he has to disciple Zach and Slater. This would have been a great time a for Police Academy type scene, but nothing really materializes. Mr. B puts the blonde cheerleader on his desk and with her uniform still on, fucks her tight shaved pussy. She seems quite happy with the way he works her from behind and really does make for a great little cheer slut. Given the chance to ride Nicole goes nuts on the cock, cumming all over it and then sucking him off like she is trying to suck his brains out through his dick. This is a great scene with tons of energy and a facial for the dirty little cheerleader.
Misty Stone & Ralph Long
After trying the whole movie to get a date with Lisa, Screech just shows up in her bedroom. She wants nothing to do with him until she sees that he is the owner of the mystery cock that all the girls love. The blowjob is painfully short here. What the hell? She lifts her dress and lets him fuck her in spoon which is plenty nice, but we really lost out on the oral the first time around. This scene has a lot of show appeal because we all rooted for Screech to finally land his dream girl. Or we rooted for him to fuck that bitchy little material girl nice and hard. Misty provides the eye candy and plenty of energy as she rides the big cock and makes sure he fills her up. There is another quick blowjob as she transitions into reverse cowgirl to show off those perky little titties. The doggy is great as well and she talks to him a bit here before taking a big load of cum all over her pretty face. More of Misty would be great.
Ashlyn Rae & Scott Stone
All is back to normal for Zach and Kelly. So normal in fact that she would rather suck his cock than go to the dance. Whoever did Ashlyn‘s hair did a great job of making it look like a 90’s Kelly-do. She gives a nice, low key blowjob and then spreads her legs to let him fuck her bald box. Ashlyn is very cute, but there isn’t a lot of show appeal to this scene. They don’t call each other by name and other than the idea of finally seeing Kelly get fucked, it just doesn’t bring much to the table. We can certainly enjoy watching Ashlyn get fucked, especially from behind where she arches her back and puts that pussy on display nicely. She takes a thick load right on her chin and licks her fingers clean. We always knew that Kelly’s face was made for cream.
Bonus: Bloopers, Slide Show, Hustler Trailers, BTS and bonus scenes with Missy Stone and Nicole Ray
