LA Pink
LA PinkMOVIE TYPE: Parody
225 Mins.
Burning Angel/Vouyer Media
DIRECTOR: Joanna Angel
THEMES: Tattooed Girls, Comedy, Interracial Sex
2009
STARS: Joanna Angel, Misty Dawn, Andy San Dimas, Nicole Sevven, Coco Velvett,
REVIEW-
It’s parody time again folks. Joanna Angel brings us her take on reality TV. She plays the owner of a trendy LA tattoo shop. I have never watched the actual show, but it isn’t too hard to figure out. Besides, Joanna Angel doesn’t need to do parodies to be funny. She has made some great comedies already and picks up the parody thing quite easily. Joanna plays the lead and handles both the comedy and the sex beautifully. The rest of the girls deserve some credit as well though. Andy San Dimas is very hot and always fucks like she’s trying to break the dick off the guy. Misty Dawn plays the mousy assistant who comes out of her shell quite nicely. Nicole Sevvven and Coco Velvett are fun to watch an enthusiastic. So basically we have a great cast of characters in a funny movie that pokes fun a trendy tattoos, self-centered reality stars, corporate stooges and frozen pizza. Joanna Angel stands out for all the usual reasons. She is fun to watch, funny in dialog and kicks ass in her sex scenes. Joanna goes after women and men with equal passion, but really works well with Sean in this movie. She loves that huge cock in all of her holes and proves that tattooed alt girls are just as hot as any gonzo chicks out there. I liked this movie as a parody even though I’m no familiar with the original show. The movie is funny, sexy, hot and nasty. It is everything we would expect from Joanna Angel and a little bit more. How often do we get to say that a movie is as strokeable as it is funny?
Every day before she beings to create body art, Joanna goes up to the roof to masturbate. Hey, there are worse pre-work rituals. She stands up on the roof and sheds her pants, letting her fingers find a soft warm spot to play. Once the juices start to flow she gives up on the fingers and just lets her toy do the work. Apparently anal penetration is a huge part of her masturbation routine because Joanna bends over and slides that vibe right up her backdoor very early on and finishes herself off with the toy in the butt.
Joanna Angel & Nicole Sevvven
Joanna may be the hip artist in town, but she skimps on the details whenever her musician girlfriend is around. She can’t even get through her confessional without Nicole sliding and turning it into a veggie fest. The two heavily tattooed brunettes start out with some serious kissing and a lot of nipple sucking before moving on to licking box and sliding fingers in. Nicole does Joanna well and then sits on the stool to let her girlfriend show everyone why she is always happy to get back to LA. Once the pussies have been done, it’s back to Joanna on the stool. She bends over and presents her lovely ass for Nicole to eat. She fingers Joanna‘s pussy while licking her asshole and that just sends our star right over the edge. Returning the favor Joanna shows us that she really knows how to take care of her girlfriend.
Andy San Dimas, Coco Velvett & Erik Everhard
Erik is a basic tool who comes into the shop and wants some ink. The girls go after him right away and are more interested in having him inside of them than decorating his outside. They share his cock with Andy taking the lead before guiding the meat into her friend’s mouth. Both women are quite enthusiastic and very easy on the eyes. Erik drops a gonzo fuck on them and they respond in kind. This is a very hot fuck in a cramped space. It feels frantic, sweaty and perfectly dirty. Right in the middle of the scene the girls perform a double blowjob that is really fantastic. Equally hot is the site of Andy riding Erik’s dick like she’s holding on at a rode. They share a facial and send him home without a tattoo.
Joanna Angel & Sean Michaels
Sean owns a frozen pizza corporation and he wants to partner with Joanna. It’s even funnier than it sounds and both Sean and Joanna play this scene perfectly. He offers her a licensing agreement that would make her very rich, but it means no sex for Joanna during the duration of the contract. She agrees, but wants one more for the road. Sean whips out his big cock and Joanna quickly works her talented mouth up and down his long black pole. I love the fully dressed BJ Action as she can’t slow down long enough to even get naked. Sean eventually helps her out of her top and sucks on her beautiful natural boobs before working his way between her thighs. (The scene is intercut with the next one by the way, but I am keeping them separate.) If this is going to be her final fuck for a while, Joanna is going to get the most out of it. She throws her legs straight up in the air and takes his big cock really deep. He flips her over and shows us her ass while he goes hard. Joanna is really putting on a good show and I wish the action didn’t keep switching to the other room. It isn’t fair to Misty to break away from this awesome action just when it gets good. There is some reverse cowgirl footage where Joanna has her feet on Sean’s thighs that is just fucking perfect. He pulls out and shoots all over her face and tits.
Misty Dawn & James Deen
Misty is happy to be given the job of distracting James so her co workers can spy on the boss. She seems to hit if off right away with the stranger and gives him in a quick BJ behind the counter. James has the cute little redhead bent over the display case and fucks her hard. That definitely seems to put a smile on her face. There are some really nice close up shots of her pussy and the overall energy is good. On the other hand the cutting back and forth is really distracting and kind of annoying. Just when he gets going on the anal we cut away again. By the time we come back the scene has lot a bit of momentum. The anal could be better if it weren’t cup up. James leaves a shot on her face and Misty rubs it into her tattoos before licking her fingers clean.
Joanna Angel, James Deen & Sean Michaels
Will success spoil Joanna? Will she be able to survive sans sex? Good thing for her she’s working for a horny fuck who will nail her in his limo. This time James get to join the boss in fucking our tattooed little hottie. With two cocks to play with Joanna knows just what to do. She sucks one, jerks the other and still has a free hand to play with her pussy. Some of the angles aren’t great, but they are fucking in a limo so the space is limited. Her energy is fantastic and takes both big cocks with a smile on her face. With her pussy stretched out by Sean’s dick, Joanna holds on tight while James pumps her ass. Even in the tight quarters, she manages to take two at once like a champ. On her back now with Sean’s dick in her ass Joanna throws her legs up and pulls James in for some deep strokes. Both of them shoot into a champagne glass and she downs it like it’s her favorite drink. In case you guys didn’t know it, Joanna is one super hot performer.
Andy San Dimas, Coco Velvett & Nicole Sevvven
With Joanna gone, the girls have nothing to do, but fuck the lame ass guy who hangs around the studio. Nicole joins them for a three on one that is quite hot. Coco takes the first round of oral and keep throats him with ease. Andy takes over and goes with shallow strokes and a lot of hand action. Nicole may prefer chicks, but she gives a decent blowjob as well. The girls pass it back and forth and basically put on a clinic. If you like BJ scenes or have ever wanted three hot and wild chicks on your junk at once then just site back and enjoy this. The girls all suck his cock at the same time and that’s just fucking special. They also share a load of cream at the end of this hot scene.
Misty Dawn, Andy San Dimas, Coco Velvett & Nicole Sevvven
The girls try to stop Joanna‘s press conference and get her back. They run into Misty who now works at the grocery store. They are sorry for treating her so poorly and to prove it they strip the little minx and please her with probing fingers and hungry mouths. This one is similar to the last one, but the lucky subject is a girl. Eventually they all pair off and do some serious snapper licking. Misty is more than happy to go gown on Andy while Nicole gives Coco the sort of thorough box munching that had previously reserved for the boss. Lots of hot finger play and plenty of super pale, tattooed flesh on display for people who love inked up lesbian sex.
Misty Dawn, Andy San Dimas, Coco Velvett , Nicole Sevvven & James Deen
The girls rescue Joanna for corporate hell and bring James along for the ride. He picks up where the lesbian fun left off, fucking this chicks right in the produce section. Nicole seems to have warmed up to cock quite a bit. Andy is just fucking hot as hell getting drilled from behind and Joanna is the boss for a reason. He gets to fuck them all one at a time while they keep playing with each other. At one point all four girls get down and share his cock. They all gather around together for a big shared facial.
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