70’s Show: A XXX Parody
70’s Show: A XXX ParodyMOVIE TYPE: All Sex
127 Mins.
New Sensations
DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Myers
THEMES: Parody, 70’s Clothes
2009
STARS: Brooke Banner, Missy Stone, Rachel Love, Kaci Starr, Ralph Long, Patrick J, Knight, Ashlynn Brooke, Anthony Rosano, Pike Nelson, Steve Smith,
REVIEW-
It’s time for the latest New Sensations parody. This time they take on That 70’s Show. I’m not a big fan, but it does have some good sexual fantasy possibilities. After all, there are hot girls on that show and they walk around stoned half the time. So given my moderate level of interest to begin with I was pleasantly surprised by how good this movie. Brooke Banner and Missy Stone play the female leads. I was a little surprised they didn’t use a redhead to play Donna, but Brooke does a really good job. Her sex scenes are hot and she handles her dialog beautifully. Rachel Love plays the mom and she does a really good job as well. Most of the guys are really good in their dialog scenes, making the script funnier than you might expect. Pike Nelson is especially good as Fez. Sexually we get good scenes. Missy Stone is great as always. She gives up her ass in the opener, but then disappears. Brooke is always fun. Kaci Starr pops in for some very hot groupie slut sex. Ashlynn Brooke pops in and steals the show as usual. I was a little surprised that they don’t bother to have Jackie and Donna get into some steamy lesbian action and there was not a single scene inside of a van. (Also no one to cover the Tommy Chong character) Other than that though, this was the most pleasantly surprising parody I’ve seen in some time.
Missy Stone & Rocco Reed
The big concert is coming up and Steve (Reed) is nervous. Jackie (Stone) knows just how to put his half-baked mind at ease. She strips out of her T shirt and starts sucking his cock. Great close up shots as Missy goes rather deep on that dong. I like the topless BJ action quite a bit. Missy looks like a girl who is ready for more and finally gets some attention from her man. He bends her over and starts licking her ass. (How the hell did she get those tight jeans off with her boots still on?) She lets him know how good he is with his tongue on her pussy and then slides right over that dick for a hard ride on the couch. He gives her a good solid fuck in mish as well with good shots of her tight little pussy. As her final solution to his stress she offers her ass and stays nicely in character as he bends her over and pops it in her pooper. For the pop shot she gets down on her knees and takes a shot right on the mouth. I don’t know if Jackie ever would have gone for the face blast, but it makes for a hot little fantasy to go along with a sexy anal opener from Missy.
Brooke Banner, Ethan Cage, Bo Banner & Justin Magnum
Donna and Eric want to get backstage. He is sent away and she is told that she has to open her mouth just to get to meet the band. She tries to be a good girlfriend but quickly realizes that she will miss out if she doesn’t put out. She drops to the ground and shows off oral skills worthy of a top rate porn star. Wisely displaying her obvious charms Donna (Banner in a red wig) sucks and strokes three security goons like they were the band members themselves. Her tits come in handy as the guys shoot their loads. Donna holds them up and takes all that cream right on her big rack. Two of the bust loads on her boobs while the other does a shot (Probably faked) directly into her mouth. What she doesn’t know is that these guys are just the cleaning crew.
Kaci Starr & Pike Nelson
Kaci comes home with Fez and falls for his fake rock star act. The dialog here is hilarious and dead on. She looks fantastic in her tight 70’s shorts and even better with her mouth stuffed with thick cock as she flashes those pretty eyes up at him. Kaci loves that dick and wants it in her pussy. It stretches her a big, but she loves it and is no afraid to let him know just how much. She works up a serious sweat fucking him and then begs him to put it up her ass. Mounting in RCA she pounds her butt down to take it deep. This is a really hot anal scene and Kaci keeps working up that sweat. She takes his load on her face and smiles up as she licks the final few drops from his prick. Hot scene with just enough parody appeal to make it even hotter.
Rachel Starr, Steve Smith & Ralph Long
Kitty and Red still know how to get frisky and even with a horrible wig and an awful attempt at that annoying laugh, this busty blonde is fun to watch. She bends over his lap and lets those huge hooter hang as he pumps up into her mouth. She really does look the part and it’s damn hot. Red returns the favor, licking that pussy like he hasn’t eaten in a while. Rachel stays in character and fucks him with her smooth pussy from above. He bends he rover and spanks her as he nails her from behind. Red busts his nut and then leaves his wife. Steven (Reed) walks in and picks up the slack. (Never mind that he starts eating the pussy that was just filled with cum.) She is quite happy to have a young cock in her pussy. He ends up shooting a huge load all over her big tits.
Brooke Banner & Patrick J Knight
Eric finally confronts Donna and she confesses to everything. Of course he likes hearing about what she did and she rewards him by opening those long legs and letting him munch on her shaved lips. She is ore than happy to show him the oral skills that she used on the guys the night before. They start out on the bed, but she does some great work on her knees. That really gets his meat throbbing and ready for some serious fucking. Anyone who loves long legs has to love the way Brooke looks in reverse cowgirl. This babe looks like she could ride forever. He pounds her hard from behind and then leaves his load on her neck and tits. Wow, not even the face for her boyfriend. This gir
l likes the jizz on her boobs.
Ashlynn Brooke & Anthony Rosano
Big sister Laurie comes down to do some laundry and she finally ends Kelso’s dry spell. She sits up on the washer and lets him bury his face between her thighs. Ashlynn looks great as always and in her blonde wig really fits the part she is playing. A longer blowjob would be good, but I always feel that way when watching this pretty girl suck cock. She climbs up on top of him and starts showing off her great ass. They do a quick bit of tit fucking in between positions, but the real eye candy comes when she gets into spoon and lifts her leg high in the air. They do some foot play too. It’s all good, but the scene feels a little broken up and uneven. Good thing Ashlynn looks so good that none of this really matters. She gets on top in reverse cowgirl and really shows off that hot shaved twat. They finish up with a hot facial that leaves her with cum dripping right down her chin.
Bonus: BTS, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Trailers & Bonus Scene
