This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX
This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXXMOVIE TYPE: Parody
122 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Parody, Celebrity Sex
2009
STARS: Madison Ivy, Alexis Texas, Jenny Hendrix, Tiffany Star, MacKenzee Pierce, Chris Johnson, Joey Brass, Brad Hardy, Eric John & Erik Stafford
REVIEW-
Axel Braun has done some good parodies in the last year or so and this time he has a pretty good subject with which to work. So my question is, why is this movie so disappointing? It’s pretty easy to answer actually. This is one of those lazy parodies that trades on name, haircuts and cheap laughs. That last item is probably the first warning sign. Beverly Hills 90210 was cheesy and awful in its own way, but it wasn’t a sitcom. Instead of going for overwrought drama and bad acting (Not hard to do in porn) they went for cheap laughs. Even this could have been funny, but isn’t. The scene between Donna and Mr. Walsh just played like a left over scene from This Ain’t Saved by the Bell. The sets are lame and the look of the show isn’t even close. The hair and clothes aren’t bad and the cast is pretty good. In fact, Alanah Rae as Andrea and Madison Ivy as Brenda are pretty fantastic. Their sex scenes are good and the lead ins work as well. Busty Alanah is a lot of fun and Madison gives a dirty talking scene that is probably the best of the lot. The sex scenes are by far the best thing about this movie. Alexis Texas and Jenny Hendrix start off the movie with back to back scenes that offer virtually no fantasy appeal, but are still quite easy on the eyes and have good energy. This is the reason for the better than you might expect overall grade. Even if these first three (MacKenzee Pierce is hot in her three-way) scenes don’t have much parody appeal, they are still decent jerk off porn. I think there is a great porn parody here, the makers of this movie just didn’t care enough to make it. That’s a shame and a real waste of great sexual energy from a good cast.
Alexis Texas & Alan Stafford
Tough guy Jake gets hired as a handyman and Kelly likes what she sees. Alexis looks great and goes right after the cock, but this just feels a little forced. Steve walking in right in the middle of the BJ is kind of funny, but you had best just kick back and enjoy this one purely for the chance to see Alexis suck a cock. Once she gets the dick hard, she bends over and shows off her great ass. Not much character to stay in, so we can just appreciate how good she looks in this position. This scene is all about the ass shots because after doggy she gets into cowgirl and just works those cheeks up and down while taking his dick right up into her pussy. I don’t know how much Alexis looks or acts like Kelly Taylor, but I know that she looks really good in reverse cowgirl so the scene works as pure jerk off fantasy material. He ends up shooting all over her pussy and then gets back to work.
Jenny Hendrix & Eric John
Poor Donna needs some advice. She goes looking for help from Brenda, but ends up talking to her father instead. He listens to her troubles, but keeps taking things back to sex. The dialog here is funny, but it makes this a cheesy porn version of a show rather than something that stays in the true spirit of things. (Like Sex Files or This Ain’t Star Trek), Donna ends up mumbling something a gang bang with the football team as she opens her mouth and takes his dick between her lips. Once again we get a hot girl bobbing knob so we can forget about the parody appeal and enjoy Jenny enjoying dick. Slightly bad lighting hurts just a little bit, but the eye contact is good and Jenny gets a little messy as she sucks off her best friend’s dad. Like the last scene this one is heavy on the ass shots. Jenny‘s got a great butt so after the reverse cowgirl things get really fun to watch. The ass slapping shots of her pumping her hips in cowgirl are enough to make you forget about how lazy this movie has been to this point. He pulls out, shoots onto her tits and then lets her suck him dry. Not very Donna and kind of a forgettable 90210 scene, but Jenny is hot anyway.
MacKenzee Pierce, Tiffany Star & Chris Johnson
After just telling Steve that cheap whores wear white pants, Brandon lets a couple of hotties into the Peach Pit wearing white pants. The girls are just as easy as described and take turns sucking his dick. It’s time to give up on this movie as a parody and just enjoy the women. For a third scene in a row we get really nice eye candy. This time MacKenzee really shines with Tiffany hanging in there blow for blow. They fuck in the booth of the restaurant with good energy. MacKenzee throws her legs straight back while her friend plays with her perfect tits. Tiffany takes her turn by bending over and taking him from behind while MacKenzee masturbates just inches away. This isn’t bad, I’m just getting bored watching uninspired parody scenes. Add a few points for the hot RCA footage from MacKenzee, but by the time he shoots his load all over her hot pussy I am starting to wish that I had picked a different movie.
Alanah Rae & Brad Hardy
Andrea has a job at Hustler Hollywood and Steve is shocked when he shows up to buy some stuff. He makes a few cracks about her age that
are pretty funny until she shuts him up by pulling out her tits and shoving them into his mouth. Down on her knees, Andrea gets a mouth full of cock and sucks like she means it. There is certainly some fantasy potential in the uptight Andrea character, but they skip over that, throw some glasses on Alanah and tell her to polish knob like a good porn slut. Right the counter (In front of a This Ain’t Star Trek XXX poster) she climbs onto his dick and works that shaved pussy up and down until he’s covered in her juices. Big tit fans will enjoy this scene because her monster rack is out of the bra and bouncing like crazy as he Taking full advantage of her form, she fucks those monster boobs nice and hard. This is nice and the big facial shot all over her glasses helps a great deal. Watching her clean up after is pretty hot as well.
Madison Ivy & Joey Brass
Dylan and Brenda are secretly in Mexico and have to keep it a secret. Of all the performers in this movie Madison is the one who really stands out. She looks like Brenda, sounds like Brenda and is just as bitchy too. Once they get all the crazy dialog out of the way, she gets busy sucking the cock she went all the way to Mexico to taste. She works those lips up and down until he is wet enough to jerk off and then goes right back to sucking. Her pussy is wet and ready as she climbs on top and pounds her hips down to take him all. She fucks with more energy than any other girl in the movie and looks so much like the character she is playing that we can actually give it some parody fantasy appeal. Picking up on her energy, Dylan bends her over, grabs that little ass and fucks the living shit out of her tight little box. As he pounds she begs to taste his load so he pulls out and shoots right into her naughty mouth. Great final scene from a very hot girl.
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