Pornstars Like it Big 7
Pornstars Like it Big 7MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
165 Mins.
Brazzers
THEMES: Big Cocks, Cops, Spies, Princesses, Film Noir
2009
STARS: Gina Lynn, Shyla Stylez, Delta White, Amy Reid, Memphis Monroe, Alexis Texas, Angelina Valentine,
REVIEW-
Brazzers has long known how to draw its audience in. They find themes that people like and stick to them. Now that they have a loyal fan base, they are free to branch out a little. Building on what they do well, they have started doing their own version of the porn parody. They pick a movie and build a whole set up around it. It’s not a full parody, but it gives us some familiarity and fantasy value. They do that a couple of times here and even throw in a fairy tale for good measure. With set ups from James Bond flicks, post apocalyptic action films and Sleeping Beauty, this volume of PSLIB is pretty fun. All of the action revolves around big dicks though so that’s the main focus. Gina and Shyla find some secret agent cock that they find too big to resist. Delta loves Scott’s flasher cock and won’t let him go until she has had it all. Amy goes zombie to get her fill. Memphis gives perhaps the best scene of the movie as Sleeping Beauty. She’s got a great body and really works on Voodoo’s big cock like she loves it. Throw in some film noir appear care of Alexis Texas and you have a very solid flick from start to finish. Heavy on the set up and the big cock action, this one hits the mark far more often than not.
Gina Lynn, Shyla Stylez & Kieran Lee
This one will thrill James Bond fans. Kieran plays an agent out to avenge the death of his father. He captures Shyla, turns her against her people and is about to get his revenge when she flips on him. She and Gina have the agent right where they want him and they go in for the cock. The two busty blondes attack the cock like they are starving and don’t slow down until he has been sucked nearly to the point of exploding. He bends Shyla over and fucks her while Gina rubs her pussy and waits for a shot at that meat. After being so patient, Gina squats over the big dick and works her pussy lips up and down. Hot fucking from both women and then they put their pretty faces together for a big shared facial. There is a lot of set up and flash, but also some great sex.
Delta White & Scott Nails
Delta is a sexy blonde from the UK. She is a detective helping a woman who has been flashed go through a line up of shady characters. When they get to Scott, his size gives him away. With her man fingered, the horny cop gets him alone for some special interrogation. Since she is a size queen, the first thing Delta wants to do is taste that big cock. Once again the set up here is really sexy and should have everyone in the right frame of mind for a really good time. Nice POV footage here and the big cock definitely fills her dirty mouth. She lifts her skirt and gives him access to her shaved little pussy. Her accent helps make the dirty talk one of the best things about this scene. Scott bends her over and fucks her hard from behind. This dirty cop gets everything she wants and then some. Delta has some very interesting ink, but I noticed it only in passing because the energy is good and she seems intent on working that big cock until it has nothing left. Scott pulls out of her pussy, leaving the first few drops on the floor before finishing up all over her face. The law may have a long arm, but the long cock of the pervert just served up justice to this slutty officer.
Amy Reid & Kieran Lee
Kieran is back in another movie parody. This time he is the last cock standing in an “I Am Legend” set up complete with intense zombie chase scene. When the zombie chicks corner Kieran, Amy wins the creature battle royal for first crack at fresh meat. Attacking his cock with her mouth, Amy proves to be quite the meat eater. Even in scary make up, she fills out a pair of jeans really well and shows pretty good energy as she downs his big dick. Her body looks great out of the tattered clothes as well and Kieran drops the hammer on her little zombie slit. All the set up in the world doesn’t mean anything if the sex isn’t good. Luckily Amy has her game face on and uses that perfect body to put on a great show. When he busts his nut all over her face, Amy is cured. The cure is in the cock, pure porno brilliance.
Memphis Monroe & Voodoo
Ever wonder what Sleeping Beauty would look like as a porn flick? With Memphis in the lead role we get to see it here. She pricks her finger on the needle, falls into a deep sleep and can only be revived by the right Prince with the right cock. Voodoo is just such a man. Memphis plays it very cute and adores his big cock. The costumes here are nice and they keep everything sort of in
the spirit of the fairy tale idea. She rolls onto her back and sucks him upside-down for a while, rubbing her pussy and letting him stroke his cock on her pretty face. Once she gets him all wet with her mouth he slides right up into her pussy and rocks her tight little world. Voodoo works it in deep, plays with her meaty lips and makes sure that she is going to stay awake for a while. The sexy white lingerie looks really good on Memphis and her incredible big tits look great shoved into his face as she rides his meat. Those big bouncing tits are going to make fans of anyone who watches and the spoon is highlighted by Voodoo feeding Memphis her own tits. That should wake up even the most dormant desires. She gets down on her knees and strokes until his cock explodes all over her face. And they lived happily ever after.
Alexis Texas & Scott Nails
The film noir detective angle is nothing new for porn. We’ve seen it for decades, but it works every time. Alexis walks into Scott’s office, looking every bit the part of the damsel in distress. Her husband may be cheating and she wants to hire him. As it turns out, she is the one cheating and her husband hired him to investigate her. To smooth things over Alexis does what she does best. She strips to her undies and starts sucking his cock. I don’t know if they made this scene look the way it does on purpose or not, but the end result is not very good from a lighting perspective. Those issues aside, Alexis looks great sucking dick and then bent over the desk showing off that big wonderful ass. The butt shots are fantastic as he drills her on the desk. Period piece or not, Alexis is smoking hot, built for fun and ready to take every inch. There are lots of shots of her standing, showing off the stocking covered legs and her fine butt. They finish up with a big shot all over her face.
Bonus: Cumshot Gallery, Trailers, Photo Gallery & Bonus Scene with Angelina Valentine & Scott Nails
