This Ain’t a XXX Parody: It’s a Midget Movie
This Ain’t a XXX Parody: It’s a Midget MovieMOVIE TYPE: Feature
83 Mins.
White Ghetto
THEMES: Euro Babes, Little People
2009
STARS: Victoria Rush, Carmen Black, Lellou, Josephina, Candy, Dillon, Mario JJ
REVIEW-
There are so many parodies on the shelves these days that some movies are going out of their way to announce that they are not parodies. That’s odd enough, but factor in the idea that this is sort of a parody and it gets really confusing. It’s sort of an Austin Powers movie with AP. (Thank God) It features Dillon Daye playing Mr. Evil. He has a miniature version of himself, a few robotic females and a plan to take over the world. That’s really about it. The girls are nice enough looking and don’t bring much personality to the table. They are pretty, cool and sometimes more robotic than their roles require. Some of the scenes are pretty good and of course there is the fun of watching the little person get busy with a chick twice his size. This is a pretty average flick with a few hot chicks and some extra appeal if you’re fan of Dr. Evil or “midget” porn.
Dr. Evil takes a potion and decides to start his world domination plan by fucking a hot blonde chick. He stays on character, cracking silly jokes while she sucks his balls and slides her lips up and down the shaft of his cock. This hot blonde girl keeps her black boots on while they fuck, providing a little some extra as she gets drilled. Great leg shots here as they move to spoon and she shows a good bit of energy as well. She sucks him deep in between positions and really looks like she is having a blast. I love the leg shots here as she waits to get filed with his evil seed.
The plan works and Dr. Evil gets a Mini-Me in nine months. His number two gets to have some fun with a tall, beautiful brunette. She doesn’t say much, but gets down on her knees and sucks his balls pretty well. From reverse cowgirl she does a quick dismount and sucks her juices off of his meat. Bending her over he nearly shoves his whole sit into her and then feeds her pussy to her on his fingers. Nice looking doggy and hair pulling fans will enjoy the way he reins her in a bit. She seems to enjoy this and is ready to lie on her back again so he can take her all the way home. No Mini Me coming here because he pulls out and shoots all over her body.
Dr. Evil has some fuck-bots to keep the lesbians from trying to stop him. These two girls don’t say a word before they launch into a very handsy round of veggie love. They get into position and we see a lot of close up shots of pussy licking, but the energy level isn’t much. Perhaps they are really getting into their roles as robots. It looks to me like your basic Euro-babe glaze over at times. The blonde girl just kind of lies there and lets her friend lick her. There is some eye candy here, but nothing really special.
Mini Me finally gets his chance and he lucky out with a big fuck bot. She is tall and pretty and towers over him until she squats down to suck his dick. Using two fingers she jerks him into her mouth until he is hard and ready to go. (It’s sort of like watching a girl work with Ed Powers. Standing up, she strips off her clothes and spread her legs to give him a taste. On all fours she puts her head down on the pillow and lets him push his dick into her from behind. He slides between those legs and sticks his cock in there. Apparently his cock is the perfect size for her because she is going crazy as he fucks her and pulls her head up just in time to take his load on her chin and between her tits.
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